• We are currently performing site maintenance, parts of civfanatics are currently offline, but will come back online in the coming days (this includes any time you see the message "account suspended"). For more updates please see here.

German kid's computer crashes, he flips out. In German.

Heh, I can somewhat appreciate that after a brief CM addiction a few years back.

"You're losing 2-0?"
"Yes"
"To St Mirren?"
"Erm...yes"
"I'm transferring you."
 
Kan' Sharuminar said:
I don't recall ever getting that angry at a game. I did once take out my frustration out on a poor CD (Age of Empires 2) by flinging it across the room. It shattered, and I resolved to calm down in future.
You could buy a stack of blanck CDs and throw them around to calm yourself. It's cheaper. :)
 
salty mud said:
Why is it a fake?

I am not sure, if it is a fake, but the way he curses is really unusual. It seems to be staged. I have nothing to do in the moment, so I try to translate it for you :crazyeye: Sometimes it is hard to understand...

0:00
"What?!? Start faster! Immediately! Man! Hurry up! I wanna play Unreal Tournament! Goooo!! Start this damned game!"
0:20
"Start the game, you son of a *****! At once! Playing!!"
0:34
"I don´t tell you again. Go! ... Out of my way!"
0:54
"What´s that?!? Oh my god, what happened? I want to play Unreal Tournament!! Whuaaa!"
1:08
"Yeahh. Speed start. [Singing 5x]Now its about to start[/singing]. Playing!! You wanker!! Playing! Choosing Unreal Tournament!!!"
1:27
"It´s loading! It´s loading. I don´t want it loading. While it is loading, you have always to wait long. I don´t want waiting, I want to play Unreal Tournament!!!! (lay down the head on the keyboard). Think positive, just think positive. It is about to start..."
1:58
"It starts [laughs] Ha! You son of a *****! Take this! Eat this! Haha, I have killed him! Whuhu! Go, go! Eat this! Eat your Sh**! You son of a *****, I gonna kill you! Ahhhh [smashes keyboard]Ahhh! I am pressing 'fire'."
2:42
"Whuaooo, the, the escape-button is missing, the escape-button, where is it, where is the escape-button, whiehihihi, where is it, where is it, where is it... I don´t need help from the support, I don´t need help, I don´t need help, whiehihihihi"
3:10
"Well, the H-button as Enter-button. Now I will finish you. [whimmer] He doesn´t work. He doesn´t work!"
3:21
"I will finish you all! I will just finish you all! Eat this, you son of *****, I finish you up! Yes! YES! Wuhuhu! I killed him! Yes. I will kill you all! YES [bubbles] Eat that, you son of a *****!"
3:47
"See it, I´m gonna, I´m gonna finish you, I´m gonna, I´m just gonna shoot you up, I´m just gonna shoot you up with the assault rifle!"
4:00
"That son of a ***** is shooting at me. He´s shooting at me. NO!! This damned f****** wanker. That cannot work! AARGHH! He-a-whaaaa..."

Really weird. Who is talking this way in real life?
 
Back
Top Bottom