German kid's computer crashes, he flips out. In German.

Heh, I can somewhat appreciate that after a brief CM addiction a few years back.

"You're losing 2-0?"
"Yes"
"To St Mirren?"
"Erm...yes"
"I'm transferring you."
 
Kan' Sharuminar said:
I don't recall ever getting that angry at a game. I did once take out my frustration out on a poor CD (Age of Empires 2) by flinging it across the room. It shattered, and I resolved to calm down in future.
You could buy a stack of blanck CDs and throw them around to calm yourself. It's cheaper. :)
 
salty mud said:
Why is it a fake?

I am not sure, if it is a fake, but the way he curses is really unusual. It seems to be staged. I have nothing to do in the moment, so I try to translate it for you :crazyeye: Sometimes it is hard to understand...

0:00
"What?!? Start faster! Immediately! Man! Hurry up! I wanna play Unreal Tournament! Goooo!! Start this damned game!"
0:20
"Start the game, you son of a *****! At once! Playing!!"
0:34
"I don´t tell you again. Go! ... Out of my way!"
0:54
"What´s that?!? Oh my god, what happened? I want to play Unreal Tournament!! Whuaaa!"
1:08
"Yeahh. Speed start. [Singing 5x]Now its about to start[/singing]. Playing!! You wanker!! Playing! Choosing Unreal Tournament!!!"
1:27
"It´s loading! It´s loading. I don´t want it loading. While it is loading, you have always to wait long. I don´t want waiting, I want to play Unreal Tournament!!!! (lay down the head on the keyboard). Think positive, just think positive. It is about to start..."
1:58
"It starts [laughs] Ha! You son of a *****! Take this! Eat this! Haha, I have killed him! Whuhu! Go, go! Eat this! Eat your Sh**! You son of a *****, I gonna kill you! Ahhhh [smashes keyboard]Ahhh! I am pressing 'fire'."
2:42
"Whuaooo, the, the escape-button is missing, the escape-button, where is it, where is the escape-button, whiehihihi, where is it, where is it, where is it... I don´t need help from the support, I don´t need help, I don´t need help, whiehihihihi"
3:10
"Well, the H-button as Enter-button. Now I will finish you. [whimmer] He doesn´t work. He doesn´t work!"
3:21
"I will finish you all! I will just finish you all! Eat this, you son of *****, I finish you up! Yes! YES! Wuhuhu! I killed him! Yes. I will kill you all! YES [bubbles] Eat that, you son of a *****!"
3:47
"See it, I´m gonna, I´m gonna finish you, I´m gonna, I´m just gonna shoot you up, I´m just gonna shoot you up with the assault rifle!"
4:00
"That son of a ***** is shooting at me. He´s shooting at me. NO!! This damned f****** wanker. That cannot work! AARGHH! He-a-whaaaa..."

Really weird. Who is talking this way in real life?
 
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