GoobNES01: Fallout (Second Thread)

[Stormbringer]

Tehran Accords

In a mad rush from Moscow the Russian Foreign Minister, Sergey Lavrov, flew to Tehran for a meeting with the leaders of a number of Muslim States. While there he has signed an agreement that in the hopes of the Russian Government will guarantee no war between Russia and the UIS.

1. Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and Russia re-itirate their committment to peaceful and diplomatic processes
2. Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and Russia declare their commitment to equality and freedom
3. Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and Russia condemn, in the strongest terms possible, opression and genoside, and vow to do what is possible to end them
4. Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and Russia recognize Kurdistan as a sovereign state
5. Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and Russia agree to not engage in an armed conflict over the rights of the state of Kurdistan
6. Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and Russia vow to stand together in the fase of a possible attack from India or the USE
7. Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and Russia remain committed to progress and cooperation through peaceful means

Signed by the representatives of all four countries.

 

[Goober]

Iran, Iraq, and Saudi Arabia confirm the treaty, and confirm that they recognize kurdistan.

Kurdistan is very pleased.

Turkey is very upset, and demanding action by the leader of the UIS. The UIR is also displeased at the unilateral actions.

 

[silver 2039]

What Line of Control what dispute over Aski Chin? I own all of Kashmir!!!!!

 

[Kozmos]

Great update.But WTH!?! abuses of Human rights,just becuase I`m a Totalitarian Communism doesnt mean I abuse human rights,if you check Yugoslavia never abused Human rights and even if it did they were foreign criminals and agents.

EDIT:I`ll send you a PM soon Goober about my stats and other things.

 

[Sheep]

In response to the PM I was sent by goober, I will need to talk so more before I agree or disagree however it seems that Kurdistan is cleared.

 

[silver 2039]

Personally I feel that orders were kinda screwed up. More then half the things I said never happned. Basically all you did was my military growth. Nothing related to all my economic projects and reforms my trade. You did'nt even grow the military units I said to grow too.
I think this 10 year fast forward thins has screwed things up too much it does'nt feel right.

 

[Toteone]

(actually, this might be fun)


STORY

"ALL HAIL THE JOHNSTER!" the roar of the crowd was defeaning.
Emperor John the First of Christchurch the First of the Commonwealth Empire saluted the crowd.

"People of the Empire, I have gathered you today to witness the death of an inefficient beaurocratic regime that today will be executed in front of your very eyes. We seem to have been in some sort of timewarp gentlemen. When the honorable Sukha left office the debt could have been payed with the effort of half a semester. The economic plans of Lady L.R. Smith have been completely ignored. Make no mistake, we are not a rogue nation. From now on we will simply be efficient. The government is chosen and elected by me and my eldest son will be the next successor. The CE will stay in all of it's current alliances and ALL will be prosperous. Any dissention beyond personal opinions will be met with extreme prejudice."

In the next five minutes all politicians in the intermediate years between the Commonwealth Party era and John the First were led up to a podium and massacred by field artillery.

(Goober, love everything about the update but I 'loath' the nearly nonexistant changes to the CU (it looks like a cut and paste with four changes!) - for very good reasons. I'll be fine though.)
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From the Commonwealth Empire to the World

"The CE is peaceful and promises a one-sided NAP with every nation in the world except Jordan for the rest of eternity unless we are attacked."

"I am aware that there is a lot of bias against an empire led by a single man due to a lot of blabber about corruption etc. etc. neben, über, unter, vor zwischen. But you know what? I'll prove it to you, that one man can be better for a nation then the idiot doofuses that led my glorious homeland for the last 10 years. This will be a benevolent empire, and we will share our technological research with the rest of the world."
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[Kal'thzar]

He hasn't finished yet has he?

 

[Toteone]

Hmpppfff, all I know is that I gave express orders to pay off that debt immediately A.S.A.P. twice - the order I sent before the NES paused and the mega-update orders (I had extra money from the last round but it was ignored).

The ONLY way the CU could have lost money and managed a cut-and-paste update would be a NEGATIVE -98% efficiency. Obvious proof of economic sabotage.

=^_^= still love the rest of the update though - I'd play the game anyway
when's the map?

 

[Toteone]

Government of the Commonwealth Empire
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Emperor John the First (moi) - ruler supreme
Crown Prince Johannes - vice ruler supreme / Foreign Minister
Prince Victor - minister of war
Prince Benedict - minister of trade
Princess Jane - minister of domestic policy
Princess Anna
- minister of backsass, espionage and peaceful diplomatic vengeance

Regent Matt Sukha Williams - Diplomatic Ambassador
Viscount Lily Rose Smith - Economicist, High Judge and etc. posts
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(now all I need to find is a picture of a field artillery shell exploding in some sort of stadium)
meh nevermind

suffice to say the leader of the 70's era were forced to watch websites on the keywords 'furry nights' for 52 hours before they were most honorably lynched by crowds fueled by cold vengeance who were supplied heavy caliber artillery by the government,
and then the survivors were burnt inside highly flammable purple barney suits right after they were forced to drink acids

and then the Emperor and his royal family proceeded to stomp at the remains with all of the citizens of Christchurch, Auckland and Wellington.

The Maori were invited to join in the lynching parties...

=^_^=
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[nonconformist]

Sorry folks-I'm dropping out a month or so. Please NPC my nation

 

[Goober]

I must remind people that I am NOT done the Update. The stats, well, I do them as I go along, but then, after i finish, which I haven't yet, I peruse them again, and make sure that they look ok. I will be completing the Update, and then fixing stats, and THEN addressing complaints. By the end of today, I should be done. i shall keep y'all posted.

Another thing. The old Technology that you had before has mostly been declared surplus, and is gone from your stats. That is mostly intentional. After 10 years, Military Equipment gets old, and your Government replace it.* I know many of you, in your orders, told me about projects, but, well, frankly, me and Military stuff is kinda like oil and water. What I am going to do is kinda of start us off on a clean slate for Military stuff, except for a couple things would would still be useful in this modern times. So y'all can all send in new projects with better tanks and planes and stuff with which ti kill people. Please remember to follow the correct Project Format ias stipulated in Rules - Projects.

* Except for the Canadian Military, which keeps 1960's Helicopters and Tanks and stuff.

 

[Storm Rider]

Are the stats updated yet? My economy rose, but my military and industry are the same and my projects aren't listed.

 

[Gelion]

Read the post above...

 

[Kozmos]

B-52 is still used today and it`s been in use for what 40-50 years.There are these things called upgrades.

 

[alex994]

What Line of Control what dispute over Aski Chin? I own all of Kashmir!!!!!

*cough* *cough* which world do you live in silver? China never gave up our claims to Aski Chin and continues to occupy the territory which belongs to us.

 

[#1 Person]

Don't be so hostile to Goober, after all he did make all these things, so be kind and point out his mistakes in a less rude way.

 

[BananaLee]

B-52 is still used today and it`s been in use for what 40-50 years.There are these things called upgrades.

So make an upgrade project, my man.
Half of my units are major upgrades of old systems.

 

[#1 Person]

remember, if anybody has any advice on the Southern Philippines Situation feal free to give it to me

 

[Goober]

Ok, i am receiving a lot of complaints by people who are upset because the specialized kinds of military equipment are gone. That was done pretty much on purpose. We are essentially starting over with a clean slate, for techs like that. I have lost, for good, my document that described all your projects as well. Many of you described projects in your Orders, but you did not give me code-names. I really need those in order to add them to your stats, and to tell myself what that project is exactly.

The update is nearing completion, I have Africa and Central America to do. It will be done in probably 2 hours. Then we can start with the diplo, and i can start dealing with complaints.