President Raman strode up to the poduim facing the assembled Congress delegates of the United Islamic States, this indeed would be a momentous occasion.
'Honoured members of the Islamic congress, I come to you not as your President
, but as a citizen of the United Islamic States, an organisation that has ensured that Muslims around the world are secure and safe, an organisation that has liberated a billion people from the threat of annihilation by xenophobic, genocidal maniacs, and the organisation that continues to be a beacon of hope for Islam during these dark times.
These past two years have been hard for the UIS, however we now rejoice as peace has been achieved with our brothers in Greece, we must not forget the teachings of the prophet on how we must respect the other children of the book, Jews and Christians, as the majority of them have since treated us in the same light.
We have seen the withdrawal of the United States of Europe from Africa, and the inclusion of liberated Morrocco and Western Sahara into our fold. We have seen that Europe is willing to treat the United Islamic States as equals, and equals we shall be!
Newly independent Kurdistan has achived its place in the UIS, without major bloodshed, for which I will have an undying gratitude for all states involved, and finally we cannot forget that we have helped the island of Cyprus gain its independence, no longer suffering the indignaty of being a divided nation, although we must continue to be vigilant to ensure that, that independence remains a reality.
However we continue to face many challenges yet. Hindu bombing campaigns against the United Islamic States have caused great destruction of many mosques and other holy sites, and can NOT go unpunnished. The clerics have declared a jihad against these infidels and it is my feverent wish that India sees the light and dismantles its weapons of mass destruction.
However we must look at the facts, India has genocided more Muslims than any other regime they have alredy invaded our territory twice before, in fact the catalyst to the formation of this very organisation, and they continue to occupy the rightful Muslim lands of Kashmir and Bangladesh, along with numerous other territories that righfully should too be independent from the government in Delhi. Finally they continue to possess, threaten with and use weapons of mass destruction, most notably the new biologicl agent that they have expended great wealth to create, for the simple purpose of killing our men, women and children. Enough is ENOUGH!
Thus it is my solemn duty to announce that we are at war with the Hindu Fanatic Empire India has become, our duty simple, liberation of the relgious minorities that lay under their oppression, Kashmir given back to its rightful owner, Pakistan and Bangladesh set to its independence. Futhermore we must ensure that if peace is to remain between a new India and the UIS, that that India does not possess, make or employ weapons of mass destruction of any shape or form, majority of which they have at the moment is aimed right for us.
Now I admit to you all here today that there is a real chance that India will launch its nuclear capability at us, however I remind you that we have perservered through such vile and wicked acts before and we shall again. I remind you now that the United Islamic States, when united has yet to lose a single war yet!
Now that I have said what I needed to say on the Indian issue, I would like to bring your attention to another issue of great importance to the UIS, Africa and the entire world.
Africa is a land of desease and poverty. Why? For years it has been exploited by a militiaristic and expansionist regime in Cape Town, the same regime who expresses now liberty, freedom and democracy.
While we repsect the new policies of the African Federation, at the same time we condemn their invasion of the Nigerian state, In doing so we remind the world that we have a committment to defend Nigeria and a committment that we will not back away from.
On the other hand we see that Ethiopia is in great pain and we offer all assitance required if it is in our power to do so, the minute that the African Federation recognises the Nigerian state. I thus call upon the African Federation to repect the citizens' rights, wishes and democratic needs by granting them the independence they clearly yearn for.
Thank you.
