GoobNES01: Fallout (Second Thread)
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*secret communique to Japan and Malaysia*
Extremely strong indications point to a planned invasion of Japan by Korean forces the coming year (possibly within six months). The CU fleet is at standby to set sail for the sea of Japan should our ally request it.
We have sent a warning to Korea and a request for help to Russia.
PS. Remember our deal to share technologies?
The CU has a few valuable ones left including a soon-to-be-built Space Station and massive amounts of experience, knowledge and materials in conventional, biologicial and nuclear defence she is more then willing to give and share. If Japan will hold her agreement with the CU we intend to give you exclusive rights to share this with us.
We only really want the tech's for a better economy by the way. We're bleeding down here, please help.
(To Malaysia) We're sorry about being a bit rude about things in the past. We were scared that the AF should invade us and we'd get no support from APETO. The Union has a deal to share technologies with Japan and since we know you two have a cooperation going on we'll make no request to be sent the Malaysian weapon tech's but will be willing to share our own valuables with Malaysia as well - as an attempt to bridge the gap between our countries in recent years.
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To Korea from the Union
A military adventure to conquest and annex Japan will not be tolerated by the international community.
To Russia from the CU
Would Russia defend Japan if invaded by Korea?
*end of secret diplo.*
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Official Diplo to the Phillipines
The Union wishes to apologize for our past request (not demand) for money after our economic breakdown. We hope that it'll be possible for us to cooperate in the future. Please note our advice that the people of Mexico are not in anarchy and may resent an occupation.
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Diplo. to the World
The CU has spent close to a 100 eco. on defensive installations and technology in the last 15 years. We are the leading expertise within the field of consrtucting defensive works and initiatives, wheter they be conventional, biological, chemical, nuclear or within the field of espionage (read: intelligence agencies).
The CU also sells a high-quality low-priced alternatives to Kevlar armor (could I have a description on it Goober) preferred by the warring nations of today. The Union also sells the classic and undisputed ruler of close-combat small arms fire, the Avenger - unchallenged in 13 years (It's da Desert Eagle basically) and the simple and mass-produced R-1 rifle. (It has replaced the AK-47 as the weapon of the Developing world.)
We are proud that our weapons are taken into use unlike many other nations that rely on tons of eco. per unit.
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Diplo. to Jordan
Your last reply was very harsh. Please take no offense to this, but we would wish to ask a question: What would have happened if the Commonwealth Union had not organized and called together the original nations of the UIS?
... In 1965 Fascist-India was overrunning the Middle East and was in control of a dawning economic empire while Spain in the west was the undisputed ruler of northwest Africa. The Islamic nations were being devoured one by one. Then Qatar was invaded and the CU put together the UIA. The rest is history.
The Commonwealth landed in Jordan in 1964. It was a nation in Anarchy. Upon our arrival the economy went from 0/0 Anarchy to 0/2 and we continued to build it up to 0/6, increase stability and education. Then Jordan wishes for independance and through the will of the people through a democratic voting it is given to her.
The CU has by then selflessly invested 23 economic points in Jordan. Many years later after the breakup when Jordan if finally able to financially support a 1 eco. semesterly repayment of 15 eco. we ask for a partial return on our money.
You refuse, and we understand.
But what is this threat of killing our soldiers? Why is it necessary to say that your spared their lives?
Extremely strong indications point to a planned invasion of Japan by Korean forces the coming year (possibly within six months). The CU fleet is at standby to set sail for the sea of Japan should our ally request it.
We have sent a warning to Korea and a request for help to Russia.
PS. Remember our deal to share technologies?
The CU has a few valuable ones left including a soon-to-be-built Space Station and massive amounts of experience, knowledge and materials in conventional, biologicial and nuclear defence she is more then willing to give and share. If Japan will hold her agreement with the CU we intend to give you exclusive rights to share this with us. We only really want the tech's for a better economy by the way. We're bleeding down here, please help.
(To Malaysia) We're sorry about being a bit rude about things in the past. We were scared that the AF should invade us and we'd get no support from APETO. The Union has a deal to share technologies with Japan and since we know you two have a cooperation going on we'll make no request to be sent the Malaysian weapon tech's but will be willing to share our own valuables with Malaysia as well - as an attempt to bridge the gap between our countries in recent years.
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To Korea from the Union
A military adventure to conquest and annex Japan will not be tolerated by the international community.
To Russia from the CU
Would Russia defend Japan if invaded by Korea?
*end of secret diplo.*
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Official Diplo to the Phillipines
The Union wishes to apologize for our past request (not demand) for money after our economic breakdown. We hope that it'll be possible for us to cooperate in the future. Please note our advice that the people of Mexico are not in anarchy and may resent an occupation.
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Diplo. to the World
The CU has spent close to a 100 eco. on defensive installations and technology in the last 15 years. We are the leading expertise within the field of consrtucting defensive works and initiatives, wheter they be conventional, biological, chemical, nuclear or within the field of espionage (read: intelligence agencies).
The CU also sells a high-quality low-priced alternatives to Kevlar armor (could I have a description on it Goober) preferred by the warring nations of today. The Union also sells the classic and undisputed ruler of close-combat small arms fire, the Avenger - unchallenged in 13 years (It's da Desert Eagle basically
) and the simple and mass-produced R-1 rifle. (It has replaced the AK-47 as the weapon of the Developing world.)We are proud that our weapons are taken into use unlike many other nations that rely on tons of eco. per unit.
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Diplo. to Jordan
Your last reply was very harsh. Please take no offense to this, but we would wish to ask a question: What would have happened if the Commonwealth Union had not organized and called together the original nations of the UIS?
... In 1965 Fascist-India was overrunning the Middle East and was in control of a dawning economic empire while Spain in the west was the undisputed ruler of northwest Africa. The Islamic nations were being devoured one by one. Then Qatar was invaded and the CU put together the UIA. The rest is history.
The Commonwealth landed in Jordan in 1964. It was a nation in Anarchy. Upon our arrival the economy went from 0/0 Anarchy to 0/2 and we continued to build it up to 0/6, increase stability and education. Then Jordan wishes for independance and through the will of the people through a democratic voting it is given to her.
The CU has by then selflessly invested 23 economic points in Jordan. Many years later after the breakup when Jordan if finally able to financially support a 1 eco. semesterly repayment of 15 eco. we ask for a partial return on our money.
You refuse, and we understand.
But what is this threat of killing our soldiers? Why is it necessary to say that your spared their lives?
Company Name: Kiwi Warfare International
Shareholders: 100% States of the Commonwealth Union
Security Guards: 0
Factories: 0
Total Employees: 0
Products:
Labs: 0
Research: Military
Based in: Christchurch
Markets: Global
Income:
Competitors: Johnson & Johnson (USA), Eli Lilly & Company (USA), Bayer AG (USE), Hoffman-La Roche (USE), Cipla (India), PPI (AF)
Assets:
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We will be taking orders on any and all military and civilian hardware (exclusing biological, chemical and nuclear weapons) and original Kiwi technology worldwide.
Our projects will be at the cutting edge of technology while at the same retaining a reasonable price label.
Shareholders: 100% States of the Commonwealth Union
Security Guards: 0
Factories: 0
Total Employees: 0
Products:
Labs: 0
Research: Military
Based in: Christchurch
Markets: Global
Income:
Competitors: Johnson & Johnson (USA), Eli Lilly & Company (USA), Bayer AG (USE), Hoffman-La Roche (USE), Cipla (India), PPI (AF)
Assets:
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We will be taking orders on any and all military and civilian hardware (exclusing biological, chemical and nuclear weapons) and original Kiwi technology worldwide.
Our projects will be at the cutting edge of technology while at the same retaining a reasonable price label.
Goober
Turning Right ...
To the Philippines,
From Mexico,
We are not a dictatorship. If you want to attack us, then bring it on. Your troops will be sent home in Bodybags, with a copy of the Communist Manifesto, along with them.
From Mexico,
We are not a dictatorship. If you want to attack us, then bring it on. Your troops will be sent home in Bodybags, with a copy of the Communist Manifesto, along with them.
@Toteone, you might not want to use the template i made for my Pharmaceutical Company for your company who clearly does not deal in pharmaceuticals 
Announcement from Pharmacon Pharmaceuticals International (P.P.I.)
The so called "cure" the Ivory Coastian liars are developing is nothing more than a AIDS slowing treatment similar, but inferior, to our own Vitalitas® treatment, they purposefully deceit the world telling they are close to a cure, giving false hope to all those who unfortunately have contracted this horrible disease only to gain international support and funds for their own pockets.
This outrage must stop now and Ivory Coast must apologies to the millions of disillusioned aids patients who were falsely made believe that a cure for this horrible disease was imminent
Announcement from Pharmacon Pharmaceuticals International (P.P.I.)
The so called "cure" the Ivory Coastian liars are developing is nothing more than a AIDS slowing treatment similar, but inferior, to our own Vitalitas® treatment, they purposefully deceit the world telling they are close to a cure, giving false hope to all those who unfortunately have contracted this horrible disease only to gain international support and funds for their own pockets.
This outrage must stop now and Ivory Coast must apologies to the millions of disillusioned aids patients who were falsely made believe that a cure for this horrible disease was imminent
Stormbringer
The Brick and The Rose
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUSSIAN MID
THREAT OF NUCLEAR ATTACK
Due to a threat of a nuclear attack upon Russia by the Falkland Islands the Russian Federation withdraws any and all personell from the Flakland Islands and announces that the Russian 2nd and 3rd Carrier Groups will be re-located to South Atlantic Ocean. The Russian Federation warns all foreign nationals to leave the Falkland Islands for reasons of their own safety.
THREAT OF NUCLEAR ATTACK
Due to a threat of a nuclear attack upon Russia by the Falkland Islands the Russian Federation withdraws any and all personell from the Flakland Islands and announces that the Russian 2nd and 3rd Carrier Groups will be re-located to South Atlantic Ocean. The Russian Federation warns all foreign nationals to leave the Falkland Islands for reasons of their own safety.
erm, yes, we am a little nation with a couple of nukes ... you've got thosuands of nukes im not complaining, we are peace loving people, unlike you... im not even pointing them at you... paranoia strikes again
and i have not threatened you, i just stated that i had nukes and YOU threatened to nuke me ...
you cannot use your tricks on me, i know that you will use this as an excuse to invade me... never i say NEVER!!! hehe!
and i have not threatened you, i just stated that i had nukes and YOU threatened to nuke me ...
you cannot use your tricks on me, i know that you will use this as an excuse to invade me... never i say NEVER!!! hehe!
blackheart
unenlightened
To: Phillippines
From: Japan
*SECRET*
What technologies are you talking about exactly? Send us a secure communique (PM).
From: Japan
*SECRET*
What technologies are you talking about exactly? Send us a secure communique (PM).
To the PPI
Press releases from the Ivory Coast have been along these lines
Diplomatic discussions have been limited to producers of the drug, so far we have found Russia to be a buyer and supplier of the eventual outcome of the DRUG (with clauses stating that it has to produce these for the most appropriate people etc etc).
Nowhere have I stated that I have hit upon a "cure". I have simply said that we are nearing a breakthrough. Idiot.
As you can see you have made a fool of yourself.
Press releases from the Ivory Coast have been along these lines
Diplomatic discussions have been limited to producers of the drug, so far we have found Russia to be a buyer and supplier of the eventual outcome of the DRUG (with clauses stating that it has to produce these for the most appropriate people etc etc).
Nowhere have I stated that I have hit upon a "cure". I have simply said that we are nearing a breakthrough. Idiot.
As you can see you have made a fool of yourself.
Stormbringer
The Brick and The Rose
huh? The update very clearly sais "The Ivory Coast is reportedly close to an AIDS CURE as that virus cont..."
blackheart
unenlightened
OOC if anyone has diplo for me, please PM it to me to make sure I get it as I might miss something in all of this spam!
Kozmos
Jew Detective
Sending PM to you then.
Genocide in Southern Africa!
Genocide is being committed in Southern Africa, according to Amnesty International, Freelance Journalists who dare enter the region, and Religious Missionaries. They are reporting a well-armed, well financed group has been going around the parts of the African Federation not under control by the African Federation, and murder, in cold bloody, all those that oppose the African Federation. The AF Government has strongly denied any wrongdoing, and strongly denies that it was their forces that committed this action. Reports of Genocide have come in from as far north as the Congo and Tanzania regions of the AF, but no further north, which probably means that the militias committing the genocide were not able to get that far north. Reports of deaths are not clear, it is estimated that it might run into the millions. The AF also has begun a military campaign to gain control of land in the north again, with a major push with half a million man. It is meeting heavy resistance from local guerilla fighters. many of those in the South African and Namibian portions of the AF think it would simply be easier for the AF to let all those parts of the country go, and not fight. Experts all agree that the AF will never again gain control over all that is previously owned. Meanwhile, Kenya and Cameroon have declared Independence, which is, of course, not recognized by the AF. Casualty Reports are next to impossible to determine, so the following are rough guesses. Meanwhile, Foreign Investors, nervous about the renewed militarism in the AF, started to flee the country, taking their money with them, which led to a drop in the AF Economy.
(AF: -10,000 Impis, -20,000 Infantry, -20 Tanks, -5 Fighters)
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CU THE NEW-TIMES
In recent news the CU has requested 16.67% of the semesterly profit made by Jordan thanks to the CU investments made in the country for a 7.5 year period in exchange for 10.000 Barneys to stay there for 10 years. They backpayment on the investments would only constitute 15/24 eco. invested not counting in rent and other efforts taken on account of or related to the investment.
Genocide is being committed in Southern Africa, according to Amnesty International, Freelance Journalists who dare enter the region, and Religious Missionaries. They are reporting a well-armed, well financed group has been going around the parts of the African Federation not under control by the African Federation, and murder, in cold bloody, all those that oppose the African Federation. The AF Government has strongly denied any wrongdoing, and strongly denies that it was their forces that committed this action. Reports of Genocide have come in from as far north as the Congo and Tanzania regions of the AF, but no further north, which probably means that the militias committing the genocide were not able to get that far north. Reports of deaths are not clear, it is estimated that it might run into the millions. The AF also has begun a military campaign to gain control of land in the north again, with a major push with half a million man. It is meeting heavy resistance from local guerilla fighters. many of those in the South African and Namibian portions of the AF think it would simply be easier for the AF to let all those parts of the country go, and not fight. Experts all agree that the AF will never again gain control over all that is previously owned. Meanwhile, Kenya and Cameroon have declared Independence, which is, of course, not recognized by the AF. Casualty Reports are next to impossible to determine, so the following are rough guesses. Meanwhile, Foreign Investors, nervous about the renewed militarism in the AF, started to flee the country, taking their money with them, which led to a drop in the AF Economy.
(AF: -10,000 Impis, -20,000 Infantry, -20 Tanks, -5 Fighters)
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CU THE NEW-TIMES
In recent news the CU has requested 16.67% of the semesterly profit made by Jordan thanks to the CU investments made in the country for a 7.5 year period in exchange for 10.000 Barneys to stay there for 10 years. They backpayment on the investments would only constitute 15/24 eco. invested not counting in rent and other efforts taken on account of or related to the investment.
Gelion
Retired Captain
With greatest possible respect and...well.... respect Brazil points out that any attack on a member of SADETO will result in a war with the alliance and if WMDs are used - total anihilation of the whole planet. Russia above all states should not provoke such a war and Falkland islands should watch their tongue if they want it to remain in place .
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