Good Wish, Bad Wish IX: I Wish I could Think of a Good Title

[Tee Kay]

Granted. Bad things happen to everything else and you rule an empty planet.

I wish I have a better sense of humour.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. People tell jokes about your mother and you laugh at them all. Your mother isn't impressed.

I wish I could find the effort to get back into Draw Your Own Story (and perhaps pay more attention)

 

[kill fire]

Granted, you are killed because you suck so much.


I wish people would stop calling me kill_fire, and start calling me by my actual name kill fire

 

[choxorn]

Granted, everyone kills you for some reason.

I wish for a better twist.

 

[Sprig]

granted, your head is twisted around 180 degrees.

I wish I was a zombie

 

[Seon]

Granted. You Are my slave lol.

I wish I had some lols to feed my lolcats to feed some loldogs to feed some loltigers to feed me.

 

[kill fire]

Granted, but you can't handle all that lol so your internal organs are set on fire and your head explodes.


I wish I was so powerful that I could kill god and he couldn't kill me.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, but I become even more powerful, and kill both you AND God.

I wish YouTube Videos would stop taking so long to load.

 

[Sprig]

Granted, Your download speeds increase to the point where they are faster than light which causes the universe to implode.

I wish I had a planet named after me like Choxorn does.

 

[choxorn]

I have a planet named after me?

 

[Sprig]

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=8393167&postcount=94

How your named got picked i don't know

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. It is then destroyed by a star going supernova.

I wish to have an Atomic Pulveriser.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted It pulverizes you first then anything in its range

I wish i was out of its range

 

[oyzar]

Granted, you are far removed from everything else in the universe, including oxygen.

I wish had time to do everything i want to do.

 

[kill fire]

Granted, but you don't do it.


I wish I had a flaming helmet of doom.

 

[Seon]

Granted. What are you, dumba$$? Your head gets cooked like a lobster. Not like a gangster, but like a lobster. Slow, and horrifyling.

I wish I had flaming sword of doom that will not harm me, but will cause mass destruction to others.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, I have a super soaker, and use it to put out your flaming sword. It is now just a boring, ordinary, slightly rusted sword.

I wish I had a flaming sword of doom that will not harm me, but will cause mass destruction to others, and has fire that cannot be put out. Unless I want it to be put out, of course.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted an evil genius takes over your mind and makes you turn off the flaming sword, next he kills you with it.

I wish I had a flaming sword of doom that will not harm me, but will cause mass destruction to others, and has fire that cannot be put out, and the fire can't harm me in any way.

 

[Seon]

Granted. However, I had a lightsaber, and lightsaber>flaming sword

I wish I could shapeshift into anything and back

 

[Sprig]

Granted, but unfortunatly other people realise what you are and decide to eject you out the airlock of a spaceship.

I wish that I had a pet headcrab