Good Wish, Bad Wish IX: I Wish I could Think of a Good Title

[W|M]

Granted. Now it ÜBER fails.

I wish Fox news was cancelled for being a shameless propaganda outfit that would make Joseph Goebels proud.

 

[cardgame]

Granted, but then they start a new one actually called Faux News, but the audience they pander to is too stupid to note the difference between the two names.

I wish I wasn't up at 2:30 AM -_-

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You're now up a minute later. This is when you realise that you're tied up to a table and some guy has cut your cheek and placing a drop of blood on a slide.

I wish to have a H.P Lovecraft Scrabble Board Game.

 

[W|M]

Granted. It is for retards and young children only.

I wish less people were ********.

 

[cardgame]

Granted. I kill you, fulfilling your wish.

I wish that people wouldn't accept whatever is told to them.

 

[CivRulesAll]

Granted. The whole world turns to conservatism. Which could be good or bad.
I wish that the president was Albert Einstein.

 

[W|M]

Granted. Since he is dead, Albert Einstein can't actually do anything.

I wish the libertians would get elected.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. However, this group are a bunch of supervillains and they build a death ray to destroy the moon.

I wish to be... Bond... James. Bond.

 

[cindle]

Granted. You are tortured for knowing too much.

I wish for a bottle of awsomesauce.

 

[W|M]

Granted. It is ordinary ketchup with poison in it.

I wish for more (real) money.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, you get 1 million Zimbabwe dollars. YOU'RE RICH OMG!!!

I wish the tags were returned to the old way.

 

[cardgame]

Granted, but this guy named cardgame refused to twist this wish.

I wish my R:TW BI wouldn't crash to desktop even though i patched it to 1.6

 

[oyzar]

Granted, turns out you just had to use all your savings and then some on a new computer to get it to work.

I wish I could actually earn money from posting on the forum.

 

[W|M]

Granted. One Zimbabwae dollar for every trillion posts.

I wish I got £10 every second and wouldn't get murdered/hurt/tortured.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. The Pound is even more worthless than the Zimbabwe dollar and it would take 30000 years to earn a single dollar. Too bad you're not immortal eh?

I wish people would stop using Zimbabwe as a twist whenever someone wishes for more money.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, now we use an even more worthless form of currency called Cautghtsuis.

I wish my iPod had infinite storage space.

 

[Sprig]

Granted, but all games, movies, Music and pictures are have been copywrited by Microsoft and as such is a grave criminal offfence to play, watch, listen or look at them without use of a Zune.

I wish my leg wasn't broken.

 

[kill fire]

Granted, now your neck is!


I wish all zunes in existence would be blasted with an emp device and be disabled forever.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted, now noone can listen to songs because of you

I wish I could listen to any song I want at any time i want and nothing bad would happen to me

 

[W|M]

Granted. Everyone hates your songs, and die from the crapiness they are. You get depressed from lonelyness.

I wish I gained great stuff, so the net value is a trillion US dollars (Todays money), I wouldn't die, nothing of mine would get stolen or broken, and everyone else remained with the same stuff they had.