Good Wish, Bad Wish IX: I Wish I could Think of a Good Title

[choxorn]

Granted, you forgot to debeak it. It latches on to your head and zombifies you.

I wish I had a debeaked... wait, I'm a zombie already, the headcrab doesn't need to be debeaked! I wish I had a pet headcrab.

 

[W|M]

Granted. It claws your head off.

I wish to live in the biggest palace in the world.

 

[cardgame]

Granted, it's made of chocolate and melts.

I wish some of my teachers wouldn't make me write out the math problem as well as the answer. I mean, really, your grading book has the question in it... and the number... and my page has the number... and the answer. How freakin' hard is that?

 

[Seon]

Granted. I don't know how to twist it so I will just say that an angry mob of teachers and a rubber duck ripped you apart.

I wish for a wish that will try to kill me and fail.

 

[Catharsis]

Granted. You then stupidly ignore that wish and ask for a pony instead. The pony tramples you and steals your identity.

I wish for Norwegian letters.

 

[cardgame]

Granted, but they're upside down and backwards.

I wish school didn't suck.

 

[Seon]

Granted. Instead, it's hot. Literally. You get burned, with F's!

I wish I had a hot sauce so that I can pour it down sprig's throat.

 

[civ editor11]

grantec he then blows fire into your face roasting you alive.

I wish i was the one who roasted seon

 

[oyzar]

Granted, you put the house you two are in on fire after barring the doors.

I wish I had enough to do whatever I wanted and that I did those things.

 

[W|M]

Granted. One of those things is to torture yourself to death.

I wish for my computer to have an extra Terabyte of memory (ROM and RAM), and couldn't be stolen, broken or destroyed, and I owned it.

 

[CivRulesAll]

Granted. Then, you get pissed at it because nothing works, and you throw it out the window. Someone takes it because you gave up control over it. Then you commit suicide because of a stupid fault you could have fixed by reinstalling everything.

I wish that I had the wish stated above but the wish couldn't be twisted.

 

[Sprig]

Granted, your computer is upgraded with a Terabyte of memory. You feel safe about the security of your new supercomputer due to it not being able to be stolen, broken or destroyed, however a hacker gained control and used your computer to try hack into the pentagon. Shortly after that, men with guns arrive at your house. They confiscated your computer and you are dragged away never to be seen again.

I wish that goverments could not be influenced by corporate bodies and don't make laws that hurt consumers.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, and I'm not twisting that.

I wish humanity was not a bunch of stupid bastards.

 

[Seon]

Granted. By saying that, you become even more idiotic.

I wish humanity could finally see that they weren't such an useless idiot after all.

 

[Sprig]

Granted, they do this by exterminating all the useless idiots. the critera was a bit vague which resulted in them killing all CFC members.

I wish for more chocolate

(Choxorn: I sure you could have explored a communist route)

 

[W|M]

Granted. It gets stolen.

I wish for more time on holiday.

 

[civ editor11]

Granted but you have to work on your holiday now

I wish i could have more time on holiday without having to work

 

[Seon]

Granted. You roll an epic win with your dice, and you get sent to an holiday where you don't have to work forever and relax in a nice, hot, place called the hell.

I wish we could open up a Roll to Dodge game in Forum games/

 

[cardgame]

Granted, but it sucks.......


I wish nobody listened to Faux news, WITHOUT violating the 1st amendment

 

[kill fire]

Granted, now everyone watches Fox News.


I wish that Fox News didn't fail so much.