Good Wish/Bad Wish VIII Making Your Dreams Come True... Sort of...

[Krill]

Granted. You get stuck in meetings all day with Angels trying to make sure that no lawyers go the heaven, and no priests go the hell.

I wish for an alcoholic drink.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. It's loaded. You die from alcohol poisoning.

I wish to be able to eat anything I want without getting any ill effects from it, and without getting fat or gaining weight from it. (perhaps have the food portalled to another dimension for that)

 

[Firestorm94]

You're able to eat anything, but when you throw it away...

Spoiler :

I wish every day was...

 

[choxorn]

Granted, every day that guy kills you.

I wish firestorm would stop taking this so seriously.

 

[Firestorm94]

granted, you realize I'm actually gangleri2001 under a 2nd account!

I wish I had a fully functional digital camera

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. He stops taking it so seriously when he realises that his wish wasn't granted because it violated the two-post rule.

I wish to have a theoretically digital camera.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, it theoretically kills you.

I wish for more good weather.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. It's on the other side of the world.

I wish this thread was more active.

 

[Seon]

Granted, Hi

I wish I could do the legendary 2 turn checkmate again (I actually did it...)

 

[choxorn]

Granted, only against complete idiots.

I wish for more time.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted. When it kicks in, you're old, in pain and wishing for death.

I wish I had a higher Post Count .

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. Most of it is useless posts, and the community ignores you.

I wish I had no sicknesses.

 

[Icekommander]

Granted, you are forever cured of sickness. Unfortunatly it kills your family and friends.

I wish for more great music!

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. It's considered great over in Qrrrbirrlbel, but not here. You are forced to chew your own legs off to escape it.

I wish to be 50ft high, wearing powered armour and carrying a minigun. To hell with the square-cube law!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. A single artillery shell knocks you over. Stylesrj has fallen and can't get up.

I wish my dog had a pile of bones.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted, there yours.

I wish for more original twists.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, everyone takes too long to think of them.

I wish for more music on my iTunes.

 

[Seon]

Granted, but they are all music from the middle ages

I wish there were more fish

 

[Firestorm94]

Granted, welcome your new fish overlords.

I wish I had something to do.

 

[Seon]

Granted, have fun dodging the fish overlords

I wish for less bugs