Good Wish/Bad Wish VIII Making Your Dreams Come True... Sort of...

[mythmonster2]

Granted, Minesweeper on your computer is now completely bug-free!

I wish I had no pain or harm.

 

[Krill]

Granted, but you're a quadreplegic.

I wish I had a good degree.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, you have 72 degree weather nearby you.

I wish it was 72 degrees Farenheit and sunny here.

 

[Seon]

Granted, it also attracts the zombie swarm wanting a relaxing vacation and a snack.

I wish for no zombies

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. There are vampires instead.

I wish I had a stake to kill them with.

 

[Seon]

Granted, but the magic genie accidentally gives you very rare steak instead.

I wish for more sun

 

[choxorn]

Granted, it gives you skin cancer.

I wish for a cure for cancer.

 

[Icekommander]

Granted, that cure is death

I wish for world peace

 

[Seon]

Granted, but it lasts for only like, a second before the ailiens invade earth. At least humans aren't at war with each other anymore

I wish for more ailien creatures (benevolent too!)

 

[choxorn]

Granted, "ailiens" are annoying as hell.

I wish for benevolent alien creatures.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. It's illegal Mexican immigrants who only want to provide for their families.

I wish more people posted here.

 

[Bratmon]

Granted. Their combined IQ < Sarah Palin's.

I wish it was Friday.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, you lose out on 4 days of pay.

I wish for a fish on a dish.

 

[mythmonster2]

Damn you, Chox!
Granted, it's skewers you onto a shish kabob.

I wish homework was banned with no increase in schoolwork or school hours.(for what, the 15th time? My wishes are so unoriginal)

 

[choxorn]

You crossposted.

 

[mythmonster2]

Oh, really? Didn't notice!

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Granted. Everybody in the United States becomes complete idiots and the country falls apart.

I wish to know the meaning of life.

 

[Seon]

Granted, 42

I wish to survive

 

[Bratmon]

Granted. Everyone else dies, and the world is destroyed. You are on your own forever.

I wish I was asleep right now.

 

[PeteAtoms]

Granted, you fall asleep and never wake up while in a continual nightmare.

I wish my farts smelled minty fresh.