Good Wish/Bad Wish VIII Making Your Dreams Come True... Sort of...

[Firestorm94]

You know the rules and so do I!

Example:

"I wish I had a million dollars"

"Granted, it's in Monopoly money"

Rules:

-Please don't make excessively long wishes or twists, they are highly annoying. At the very least, don't do this very often.
-Thou shalt not flame, troll, or spam.
-Do not do something that you know others will find annoying.
-Don't make the same wish or use the same twist repetitively, it gets annoying after a while.
-This game is meant to be fun. Please don't do things that will make it not fun for other people.
-If you break these rules repetitively, THEY will find you!

I wish I could come up with a better title...

 

[Icekommander]

Granted, but It's so awesome no one can click on it.

I wish to understand the secret of 42, without having to turn into a mouse.

 

[choxorn]

Granted. You do not, however, learn the secret of 41.

I wish firestorm had come up with his own example wish instead of copying mine.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. It sucks.

I wish subscribing was always done by posting in a thread.

 

[Methos]

I wish subscribing was always done by posting in a thread.

Granted. It's on by default.

I wish the work week was two days and the weekend was five days.

{This reminds me when I was a DM in my DnD campaign and players made stupid requests when using the wish spell.}

 

[oyzar]

Granted, but then your salary would be 40% as well..

I wish i had enough money to buy anything i want.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You happen to be on that universe where you can withdraw lots of money from a machine. Oh and you happen to win the lottery. Guess where that takes you? (Cookie if you get the reference)

I wish for my Sims 2 CD to be in pristine condition.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. No computer can run it.

I wish I felt like writing up long, detailed posts.

 

[mythmonster2]

Granted, but you find that you have created such a detailed post you can't stop typing. You die of dehydration, still typing onwards.

I wish I had 20/20 vision.

 

[Firestorm94]

granted, you lose your other senses (including sense of humor!)

I wish my English teacher didn't make the rough draft for our research paper due on Friday!

 

[choxorn]

Granted, he makes it due on Thursday.

I wish I could walk on molten lava and magma without any ill effects on account of the heat.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. You still die from the fumes and the lack of air.

I wish to be able to breathe in space (like Batman)

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. You breathe in some toxic materials exuded from a satellite.

I wish for more tax cuts.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, none of them reduce your taxes.

I wish for a tax cut that reduced my taxes.

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. Inflation rises. Your money is worthless.

I wish to have a plasma cannon that uses plasma from a plasma screen TV.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. It's weak. What did you expect?

I wish cut taxes.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, the genie doesn't understand your grammar and cuts your tax form in half.

I wish I had a BFS (Big Freakin' Sword).

 

[Stylesrj]

Granted. It's really big and you can't lift it.

I wish to have a Limit Break.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Granted. It takes 6.022x10^24 years of constant charging to activate it.

I wish I wouldn't forget to type certain words.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, now you type certain words that shouldn't be there there.

I wish I was strong enough to lift and use my Big Freakin' Sword.