PreTurn: Our desert towns are that corrupt, hiring taxmen is better than working tiles. Switch Sippar to temple.
310AD: India and Mongols MA vs Inca and India shifts troops through and near our territory to the east. I see at at least 6 elephants, 5 crusaders and some assorted older units move (it will become double that soon).
320AD: Inca and Rome sign peace; Caesar demands all our 20 gold - I give it to him.
330AD: More elephants trample on our fields.
340AD: Iron is connected, Larsa founded, Inca and Zulu sign peace.
350AD: Germany uses our lands as road to Cuzco, too.
360AD: All our gpt deals have run out. We could not even buy invention or education for all our gold (all sounds funny, it reads 19), 33gpt, incense and our world map. I have a look at what I can get for our incense: spices and 34 gold from Mongols; Ghandi would offer 195 gold and Henry furs and 7gpt. Henry is out, because we want to attack him soon, so I take Ghandis gold, if we want to attack him before the deal expires, we will get him to declare by demanding he leaves. We now can upgrade 1 horse for 120 gold and I do so. Incans and Germans sign peace and all the German troops move back again
370AD: We can upgrade another horse (it will be about 1 every 3 turns - though our unit supports start to hurt again). Portugal demands all our 7 gold and territory map - we give in - don't want to give him the first move.
380AD: pray for 3 turns of no-demand
390AD: pray for 2 turns of no-demand; India completes Shakespeare's.
400AD: pray for another turnn of no demand so we can upgrade another horse
Afterthoughts: we have a settler in Ellipi that could settle w,nw - we could then slot in another settler in Babylon after the knight - it would fit with growth. The knight in Babylon will come in 2 because the mine will be finished on the interturn. Chopping the forest near Nineveh with the free workers from Babylon would just come in time to speed the market. I am not that sure about the markets in Ashur, Ellipi, Akkad and Uruk - maybe change some to knights. Our south is so currupt that only taxmen produce something worthwhile. We are far behind in tech (no news, I know). India is building Newton's and Smith's and all other medieval wonders are already finished. From the diplo screen we can see Ghandi wearing a his industrial bowler and sunglasses.
Sir Bugsy said:
We have a bunch of deals expiring in about seven turns. We will probably be able to make a huge upgrade just in time for Tex to go on the rampage.
And that was a good joke!