Greatest Football-Related Song or Chant?

[Scuffer]

And the Premiership aren't keen on Celtic and Rangers joining up. Imagine.

Another two that just sprang to mind from my days on the terraces at Exeter were Monty Python's 'Always look on the bright side of life' and 'We'll score again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll score again some sunny day'.

 

[classical_hero]

Here are some that I have heard.

F**k the ball, get in to it.... This repeats.

I'm blind, I'm deaf, I wanna be a ref.

The referees a wanker.... This repeats.

Why are so many football chants so filthy?

 

[willemvanoranje]

a really nice chant is the one Coxa-fans (Coritiba fans) sing to annoy fans of Atletico Paranaense here in Curitiba... it goes on the rythm of ´we will rock you'

Pau no cu do Atlético, cussão!

 

[col]

Who put the ball in the germans net?
Ole
Ole
Who put the ball in the germans net?
Ole Gunnar Solskaer.

 

[Rhye]

a really nice chant is the one Coxa-fans (Coritiba fans) sing to annoy fans of Atletico Paranaense here in Curitiba... it goes on the rythm of ´we will rock you'

Pau no cu do Atlético, cussão!

what are you doing in brazil?

 

[Masquerouge]

What about some French songs ?
The famous derby between OM and PSG usually go along the lines of
"Marseillais, va niquer ta mère" (Marseille, go f.... your mom"
"sur la Cane Cane Canebière" (On the Canebière, Marseille's main street)
Followed by a melodious
"Paris, Paris, on t'encule !" (Paris, Paris, f... you in the a..)

But on the whole French are not famous for their football song

 

[Mega Tsunami]

I thought this was very funny, if a little rude

http://www.galaxymanchester.co.uk/goout.asp?u=http://images.radcity.net/5566/840062.mp3

 

[Scuffer]

Love to see the Stretford end standing up and singing that!

 

[Coolmore]

For Comedy Value

We've got Di Canio
You've got our stereo's

(Repeat)

West Ham fans @ Anfield

MrPresident - Liverpool "stole" YNWA from Celtic

But this is my current Kop favourite - The Fields of Anfield Road


Outside the Shankly Gates
I heard a Kopite calling :
Shankly they have taken you away
But you left a great eleven
Before you went to heaven
Now it's glory round the Fields of Anfield Road.

All round the Fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and he could play)
We had Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road
Outside the Paisley Gates
I heard a Kopite calling
Paisley they have taken you away..
You led the great eleven
Back in Rome in seventy seven
And the redmen they are still playing the same way
All round the Fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and he could play)
We had Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road

 

[phoenix_night]

Who put the ball in the germans net?
Ole
Ole
Who put the ball in the germans net?
Ole Gunnar Solskaer.

Who put the ball in the English net?
Arfur
Arfur
Who put the ball in the English net?
Arfur f***ing Europe!

 

[Coolmore]

Who put the ball in the English net?
Arfur
Arfur
Who put the ball in the English net?
Arfur f***ing Europe!

Thats a bit unfair seeing as the original quote was referring to Man Yoo

And lets face it Wales aren't exactly "Decent"

 

[Lambert Simnel]

Thats a bit unfair seeing as the original quote was referring to Man Yoo

And lets face it Wales aren't exactly "Decent"

/me runs for cover

 

[phoenix_night]

Thats a bit unfair seeing as the original quote was referring to Man Yoo

Unfair?

Who put the ball in the English net?
Olaf
Olaf
Who put the ball in the English net?
Olaf f***ing Europe!

And lets face it Wales aren't exactly "Decent"

If you want to go to heaven when you die
Wear a Welsh shirt and a Welsh tie
Wear a Welsh bonet
With f**k the English on it
If you want to go to heaven when you die

...
I'd rather be a wan*er
Than a f***ing Englishman!

 

[Coolmore]

Ah - the old Braveheart syndrome


I pity you

 

[polymath]

Yes. Craig Bellamy syndrome too.

 

[Dell19]

So when do England and Wales play the second qualifier?

 

[phoenix_night]

Ah - the old Braveheart syndrome


I pity you

You think they're my songs or something?

 

[Iggy]

I was amused to hear that when Delia Smith performed her half time, "Let's be 'avin you!" shout at the Norwich fans, the Man City fans subsequently started to sing, "There is only one Jamie Oliver".

 

[Coolmore]

Don't think they're your songs, no but I think your nation needs to put it's own house in order before it has a go at any other.

See Below

Rank Team +/-Rank
Jan 05 Pts:
Feb 05 +/-Pts:
Jan 05
1 Brazil 0 840 -2
2 France 0 789 -2
3 Argentina 0 783 -2
4 Czech Republic 0 776 -1
5 Spain 0 764 0
6 Mexico 1 755 2
6 Netherlands 0 755 -2
8 England 0 749 -2
9 Portugal 0 745 -2
10 Italy 0 738 0
11 USA 0 731 5
12 Republic of Ireland 0 715 -1
13 Greece 5 714 8
13 Sweden 0 714 -1
15 Denmark -1 709 -2
15 Turkey -1 709 -2
17 Germany -1 708 -2
18 Japan 1 705 2
18 Uruguay -1 705 -2
20 Iran 0 693 -2
21 Korea Republic 0 688 -1
21 Nigeria 0 688 -1
23 Cameroon 0 675 -1
23 Croatia 0 675 -1
25 Poland 0 669 -2
26 Colombia 0 668 -2
27 Costa Rica 0 666 -2
28 Romania 0 662 -2
29 Paraguay 0 661 0
30 Saudi Arabia 0 656 -1
31 Senegal -1 655 -2
32 Egypt 1 650 2
32 Russia 0 650 -1
34 Morocco 0 644 -2
35 Norway 1 632 0
36 Tunisia -1 630 -3
37 Ecuador 2 624 8
38 Finland 5 623 16
39 Bulgaria -2 621 -2
40 South Africa -2 617 -4
41 Côte d'Ivoire 0 609 -1
41 Jordan -1 609 -2
43 Slovenia -1 606 -2
44 Belgium 0 598 -2
44 Iraq 0 598 -2
46 Jamaica 1 597 -1
46 Serbia and Montenegro 0 597 -2
48 Uzbekistan -1 596 -2
49 Switzerland 2 595 6
49 Ukraine 8 595 15
51 Israel -2 593 -2
52 Bahrain -2 591 -1
53 Mali -2 587 -2
54 Slovakia -1 586 -1
55 China PR -1 585 0
56 Kuwait -1 584 0
57 Oman -1 582 -1
58 Australia 0 575 -1
58 Honduras 1 575 1
60 Zimbabwe 0 570 -2
61 Venezuela 2 569 7
62 Trinidad and Tobago -1 565 -3
63 Libya -1 564 -2
64 Belarus 4 562 8
65 Hungary -2 561 -1
65 Wales 3 561 7
67 Latvia -1 560 0
67 Qatar -2 560 -1
69 Peru -2 556 -1
70 Guatemala -2 553 -1

 

[phoenix_night]

Don't think they're your songs, no but I think your nation needs to put it's own house in order before it has a go at any other.

1. Why?
2. Using the FIFA rankings hardly indicates a presence of any footballing knowledge.

But really, have you a: never been to a football match, or are you b: deaf? What you're saying completely, utterly and entirely contradicts the atmosphere of a football ground and the behaviour of fans within it.

Since when are opposing fans well mannered? Since when does one set of fans make a critical analysis of the quality of the opposition before entering into song? Am I supposed to think the Liverpool fans said nothing during the Carling Cup final last week? I'm sure Mourinho doesn't think so.