Greatest Football-Related Song or Chant?

[Coolmore]

Well lets take it from the top - You started the English bashing

The FIFA rankings were not to display any knowledge merely stating a fact

I have had a Liverpool season ticket for 22 years, so yes I have been to a match.

As for Cardiff last week we sung songs praising our team - no need to have a go at Chelsea - as I'm sure you're aware we now are officially the loudest fans on record

 

[phoenix_night]

Well lets take it from the top - You started the English bashing

What a load of bo**ocks. Bashing? This is a thread about football chants.

The FIFA rankings were not to display any knowledge merely stating a fact

The point is they don't reliably state any fact.

As for Cardiff last week we sung songs praising our team

Sure ya did.

 

[Coolmore]

I feel really sorry for you

 

[sysyphus]

One that was popular a few years ago with Sunderland supporters:

Alan Shearer is illegitimate
He ain't got no birth certificate
He's got A*** and can't get rid of it
Filthy Black and White b**t**d

 

[phoenix_night]

Straight out of the kop...

Build a Bonfire, Build a Bonfire,
Put United on the top!
Put the palace in the middle,
And burn the f***** lot!!

Build a brothel,
Build a brothel,
Put Wayne Rooney on the top,
Put the grannys in the middle,
and he'll shag the f*cking lot.

F**k the mancs
F**k the mancs
we won 4 (european cups)
you've won 2
so F**k the mancs
F**k the mancs

in your manchester scrubs, yer speak with accent that knowone can stand
yer ugly fat b*st*rds with sh*t on yer hands
in your manchester scrubs.

oh david moyes what can the matter be
is it because you have a sh*t football team.
we hate the fu**in toffees!!!

Always sh*t on the blue sh*te tonight
da da da da da da da da
(Repeat to fade)

If i had the wings of a sparrow
If i had the arse of a crow
Id fly over Man u tomorrow
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below

they are united
the sh*t of the north
we hate alex ferguson
and ruud of course
they only drink whisky
but mainly beer
the manchester boys are all queer

On your Yorkshire farms,
You pester the lambs when you hide in the grass,
You'd rather shag sheep than a fit normal lass,
On your Yorkshire farms.

Sing 'em for us Coolmore!

 

[Coolmore]

I dunno where you got them from but I know one for sure is an Everton chant rather than a Liverpool one.

 

[Suppersalmon]

Straight out of the kop...

Build a Bonfire, Build a Bonfire,
Put United on the top!
Put the palace in the middle,
And burn the f***** lot!!

we use that one at charlton but replace United with Palace and Palce with Millwall

 

[Mega Tsunami]

I suppose you all know that an AC Milan official was caught ‘exposing himself’ in a Manchester hotel the night before their game against United. By the next day, the fans composed the following:
To the tune of “That’s Amore”

Rossonieri’s in town and their trousers are down, that’s Milano
When the towel hits the floor and the maid runs for the door, that’s Milano

Maybe there will be more verses by next week.