Haiku Instead?

[Bozo Erectus]

Everybody,
listen to me, you must do
all I say, or else

 

[Azash]

Five, seven, five is weak

Who the heck chose those numbers

Why don't we make it five, seven, two-hundred-forty three so we can have some prose with some actual reading material in it instead of something that reads like a sound bite by a politician running for office

Musashi? Dunno.
All I can say of haiku..
Purer expression

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

I came up with a
Great Haiku in the shower
Alas, I lost it.

 

[Chairman Meow]

Five, seven, five is weak

Who the heck chose those numbers

Why don't we make it five, seven, two-hundred-forty three so we can have some prose with some actual reading material in it instead of something that reads like a sound bite by a politician running for office

Destroy terrorists.
Vote Republican or die.
Fight them there or here.

 

[Swedishguy]

To serve and protect,
to swerve and defect, to curve
and prefect... I lost it.

 

[Azash]

You lost just the verse
I am despairing with you
Swedishguy, what the..

 

[soul_warrior]

hands off, jackass!
tis' seven in da morning,
five dolla, SAH!

 

[ParkCungHee]

I hate Broccoli,
And think it totally sucks,
Why is it not meat?

 

[soul_warrior]

commute, curse you?
buy a bike, better, no?
but when hot, air con.

 

[Swedishguy]

You might wonder why
my custom user title
is so American...

But know well that I
won't ever tell you why that
is so - hurhurhur

 

[mangxema]

I hate Broccoli,
And think it totally sucks,
Why is it not meat?

Bleeding profusely
Before death is required
To be delicious.

 

[mythmonster2]

Haikus are really
Hard. As you can see I stink
at writing haikus

 

[Gr3yL3gion]

Drive fast as I could
This highway leads to nowhere
Heartbeat deafening

Blasting my stereo
Sorrow blends with the music
No words can desribe

We met and we laugh
My time seemingly stood still
Now I'm left behind

She's the greatest thing
A person could only hope for
My heart become hers

I never tell her
How much she is meant to me
Am I late, again?

In a different time,
Another different place
Would she still be mine?

 

[Swedishguy]

Too many haikus
at the same time can lead to
unpleasant stuff etc.

 

[Pentium]

Haikus are really
Hard. As you can see I stink
at writing haikus

Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refridgerator.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

Already used that
I have, an earlier page
Displays those same words.

 

[Swedishguy]

Commies and yankees,
I hate them all - no one is
sane, we must kill them

all

 

[Pentium]

Long, much too long threads
together with laziness
make fool of myself.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Indias little
Damien killed 3 hippies.
Sins of the father

 

[Azash]

Why must we create
Shows of global compassion?
It's hypocrisy.