Happy Birthday, Hobbsyoyo!

[EgonSpengler]

@hobbsyoyo is a steely-eyed missile-man. Happy birthday.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

@hobbsyoyo is a steely-eyed missile-man. Happy birthday.

the highest praise

 

[IglooDame]

Ditto what everyone else said. Happy birthday to my favorite post-liker!

 

[hobbsyoyo]

 

[Gori the Grey]

Many happy returns of the day.

 

[Gorbles]

Happy Hobbsday!

* not to be confused with any celebration of the excellent Dwayne Johnson in his Fast & Furious role.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Happy day Hobbs; you are an asset to to the community!

 

[Lexicus]

Happy birthday man, and many more

 

[Sofista]

Buon compleanno!!

 

[cardgame]

Happy birthday

 

[Goodfella]

Happy birthday

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Low key, my own mother forgot my birthday. Not a joke.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Syn upped his tag game

 

[Cutlass]

Happy Birthday!

 

[hobbsyoyo]

A couple weeks back my dad texted me that he was sending me a case of non-flushable baby wipes. I don't need them, but whatever, he's looking out for me through this hoarding mess.

Yesterday I got a gadget in the mail that did not have a return address. I got excited thinking my dad had tricked me about sending ass wipes. Well my brother just texted, asking if I liked the gadget he bought me, right when the box of ass wipes arrived.

So now I have to live with the fact that not only did my mom forget it was my birthday, but my dad sent me a case of ass wipes instead of a present.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Congratulations on completing your most recent trip around the Sun!

 

[amadeus]

 

[Lemon Merchant]

I find the thread title pedantic, over-reaching and just plain--

Oh crap. Wrong thread.

Lá breithe shona duit (Happy birthday) to my favorite rocket man.

 

[AdamCrock]

A couple weeks back my dad texted me that he was sending me a case of non-flushable baby wipes. I don't need them, but whatever, he's looking out for me through this hoarding mess.

Yesterday I got a gadget in the mail that did not have a return address. I got excited thinking my dad had tricked me about sending ass wipes. Well my brother just texted, asking if I liked the gadget he bought me, right when the box of ass wipes arrived.

So now I have to live with the fact that not only did my mom forget it was my birthday, but my dad sent me a case of ass wipes instead of a present.

If those are baby ass wipes I think Your parents secretly want to tell You they'd like a grandson or granddaughter

 

[IglooDame]

If those are baby ass wipes I think Your parents secretly want to tell You they'd like a grandson or granddaughter

Or, that they're not quite satisfied with the maturity of your decisionmaking.