Have you any unruly children to get rid of?

[Padma]

This advertisment was posted in our base newspaper today:

JOHNSONVILLE BRAT SALE

At The Commissary
16 August 2002

$2.00 = (Brat, Chips, Lemonade)

Purchase Coupons Available
At the Front Door

Anyone have any unruly children they want to get rid of? They're letting them go cheap!

 

[Chris85]

You should send that to Jay Leno.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Darn! I missed the opportunity for cut price servants! The cheapest you can get here are at least $10.00...