Headline Haikus

[Fishheads]

Headline Haikus
All Your News in Seventeen Syllables
http://www.headlinehaikus.com/index.html

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@@Nuclear Msl.
Perhaps it's time for a nice %STRING0

 

[thedirk]

Interesting. Headline limericks would be funnier.

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Like....

A dick name Kraftwerk
Spam did he 'til Tee Eff Shot
A nuke up his @$$


I think that's how they go. 5,7,5, right? (syllables)

 

[thedirk]

Acctually a limmerick is

8
8
5
5
8

With a ryme scheme of

a
a
b
b
a


e.g.

There once was a dunce named kraftwerk
He made himself out as a jerk
He did not forsee
That others would be
Offended at his spamming work

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

No, I meant a haiku

 

[thedirk]

Sorry, I misunderstood.