Hillary Clinton gets Tour of Heifer Headquarters

[DBear]

I wish I could take credit for this headline . Before some of you start--no, this is not a right-wing blog being funny. This is not an article in the Onion. This is a legit story out of none other than Little Rock on a local TV station.

KAIT-TV

LITTLE ROCK- New York Senator Hillary Clinton toured Heifer International headquarters in Little Rock today.

The former first lady is in Arkansas this weekend, visiting with friends and helping raise money for the Democratic Party.

She also attended church at United Methodist, where she once went to services when she was first lady of Arkansas before moving to the White House.

Jo Luck, president of the international charity based in Little Rock, greeted Clinton in the lobby of the new headquarters downtown, near the Clinton Presidential Library.

Luck pointed out the building's special environmentally friendly features, and Clinton praised the organization for its work to help people around the world by providing livestock and farm training to needed families.

Blah story, priceless headline.

 

[bhsup]

Er, I don't get it. Kind of wish I did, being a conservative and all.

 

[De Lorimier]

Er, I don't get it. Kind of wish I did, being a conservative and all.

That's what the US Conservative movement has been reduced to. Good job Karl Rove!

 

[Left]

I too have no idea whats funny about Heifer Headquarters.

 

[De Lorimier]

I too have no idea whats funny about Heifer Headquarters.

Neither did I, so I went to my friend, the Urban Dictionary!
Classy stuff isn't?

 

[Stylesjl]

Okay........ I'll just get something out of my carrrrr.......... *Drives Away*

 

[Pontiuth Pilate]

From the political movement that brought you "Hitlery KKKlintoon," comes another masterpiece of class, civility and elevated political discourse!

 

[Pontiuth Pilate]

By the way, Heifer International is a charity organization based on the "teach a man to fish" philosophy. So instead of giving poor families in third world countries milk, they give them a cow and teach them how to take care of it, breed it etc. Sounds like a smart charity, the kind even a conservative can't be totally stingy about

But let's not let that get in the way when there's a punchline to be made!

 

[bhsup]

I'm still not getting it.

Okay, I mean I get what a heifer is, but Hillary isn't exactly a "big boned" gal, so I'm not seeing how that's really a punchline.

Now, if you were to tell the joke about why Hillary is afraid to wear mini-skirts, I'd laugh.