6K Man
Bureaucrat
Churchill: So, General Montgomery, remember how I promised you reinforcements?
Monty: (suspiciously) Yes...
Churchill: Well, take a look at this. Multiple convoys are en route to the Falklands territory.
Monty: Very good, Sir Winston. We shall soon make the Boche dance to our tune!
Churchill: The Vikings, but, yes, sure. Admiral?
Nelson: The Royal Navy continues to do what it has always done. Making the seas safe for English commerce, driving enemy ships from the waves, safely transporting the Army across hostile waters without loss. Here we see HMS Duke of Edinburgh sinking a Carthagine Ship of the Line, and the HMS Shannon, a Frigate.
And off the Iroquois shore, an Indian Cog was sunk by the Jolly Walter.
Churchill: Iroquois Indian?
Nelson: No, India Indian. Don't be racist.
Churchill: Ah. Well, Gandhi and the other neutrals were warned of the dangers of sailing into a war zone, what?
Monty: (interrupting) Admiral Nelson, what is that?
Nelson: A Japanese invasion force! Impossible! Our blockade was ironclad!
Churchill: Apparently not ironclad enough, Admiral.
Nelson: (regaining control of himself) We remain master of the situation. Lookouts on the frigate HMS Agamemmnon have discerned that the Japanese ships do not pose a significant threat to our convoy. The Admiralty has detached the HMS Monmouth from the blockading force, to hunt down the Japanese blockade-runners.
And the Agamemmnon has sunk a Japanese Galleon.
Monty: Be sure you guard those transports, Admiral. Our eastern army needs those reinforcements.
Lady Astor: And while this drama is unfolding, Dido and Mao have each founded cities. Dido also has a significant force in the conquered Turkish city of Antalya, threatening both Boudica and, if she can find some transport ships, our Australian territory.
Churchill: Confound that woman!
Nelson: As I was saying, Prime Minister, the Navy has matters in hand.
HMS Monmouth has sunk the last Japanese Galleon among the blockade-runners, and HMS Agamemmnon, the escorting Caravel. So much for the Japanese invasion "Armada".
Churchill: I think Frannie-poo Drake has "Armada" copyrighted. Nonetheless, I commend your officers on their victory. General Montgomery, what has the army to show for itself?
Monty: A Cuirassier of the 1st EEF has defeated a Japanese Crossbow.
Churchill: What?
Nelson: Please speak up, General Montgomery. We can't hear you.
Monty: Our forces defeated a Crossbow!
Nelson: That's all? A single crossbow? No wonder the Navy is the Senior Service.
<MONTY storms off>
Monty: (suspiciously) Yes...
Churchill: Well, take a look at this. Multiple convoys are en route to the Falklands territory.
Spoiler :
Monty: Very good, Sir Winston. We shall soon make the Boche dance to our tune!
Churchill: The Vikings, but, yes, sure. Admiral?
Nelson: The Royal Navy continues to do what it has always done. Making the seas safe for English commerce, driving enemy ships from the waves, safely transporting the Army across hostile waters without loss. Here we see HMS Duke of Edinburgh sinking a Carthagine Ship of the Line, and the HMS Shannon, a Frigate.
Spoiler :
And off the Iroquois shore, an Indian Cog was sunk by the Jolly Walter.
Spoiler :
Churchill: Iroquois Indian?
Nelson: No, India Indian. Don't be racist.
Churchill: Ah. Well, Gandhi and the other neutrals were warned of the dangers of sailing into a war zone, what?
Monty: (interrupting) Admiral Nelson, what is that?
Spoiler :
Nelson: A Japanese invasion force! Impossible! Our blockade was ironclad!
Churchill: Apparently not ironclad enough, Admiral.
Nelson: (regaining control of himself) We remain master of the situation. Lookouts on the frigate HMS Agamemmnon have discerned that the Japanese ships do not pose a significant threat to our convoy. The Admiralty has detached the HMS Monmouth from the blockading force, to hunt down the Japanese blockade-runners.
Spoiler :
And the Agamemmnon has sunk a Japanese Galleon.
Spoiler :
Monty: Be sure you guard those transports, Admiral. Our eastern army needs those reinforcements.
Lady Astor: And while this drama is unfolding, Dido and Mao have each founded cities. Dido also has a significant force in the conquered Turkish city of Antalya, threatening both Boudica and, if she can find some transport ships, our Australian territory.
Spoiler :
Churchill: Confound that woman!
Nelson: As I was saying, Prime Minister, the Navy has matters in hand.
Spoiler :
HMS Monmouth has sunk the last Japanese Galleon among the blockade-runners, and HMS Agamemmnon, the escorting Caravel. So much for the Japanese invasion "Armada".
Churchill: I think Frannie-poo Drake has "Armada" copyrighted. Nonetheless, I commend your officers on their victory. General Montgomery, what has the army to show for itself?
Monty: A Cuirassier of the 1st EEF has defeated a Japanese Crossbow.
Spoiler :
Churchill: What?
Nelson: Please speak up, General Montgomery. We can't hear you.
Monty: Our forces defeated a Crossbow!
Nelson: That's all? A single crossbow? No wonder the Navy is the Senior Service.
<MONTY storms off>