Historical events in Civ IV terms

[Moai_Spammer]

i just found this thread

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[CaterpillarKing]

How could the Swine Flu have spread? We've discovered medicine!

(RFC is still Civ 4 )

 

[Moai_Spammer]

pfft, a random event happened in all our cities that destroyed granaries, thus making each city unhealthy

 

[CaterpillarKing]

Aahhh. Well I guess you could say an American ambassador committed a faux pas in North Korea.

https://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-says-holding-american-tourist-041855704.html

 

[HeliosDisciple]

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Peace sounds wonderful, cause I'm godawful at war.

 

[CaterpillarKing]

Peace sounds wonderful, cause I'm godawful at war.

And I'm god awful at peace

 

[Nicol.Bolas]

the crymea crisis?
- cultural flip?
- espionage flip?

what really fasciates me is the march of antitank infantry and infantry of the ISIL against modern army of iraq - tanks, mech. infantry, artillery.

wtf is happening there, mabe bad RNG for iraq?

 

[Terrance888]

Naw, they just keep deleting themselves due to the deficit caused by high interest rates.

Rioting cities also reduce health and slow healing.

 

[Rusty Edge]

But it's theocratic ant-tank infantry...

 

[Nicol.Bolas]

luckily a stealth destroyer with navy seals online is coming to help

 

[CaterpillarKing]

Global Warming is happening solely because of nuclear weapon tests and uses.


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[Moai_Spammer]

Global Warming is happening solely because of nuclear weapon tests and uses.


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actually it's happening because we nuked japan into capitulation

 

[CaterpillarKing]

And we nuked ourselves a lot. A LOT


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[IIHAAETTEAAHII]

actually it's happening because we nuked japan into capitulation

because they were not willing to capitulate before hiroshima and nagasaki?

 

[Moai_Spammer]

because they were not willing to capitulate before hiroshima and nagasaki?

assuming the real world is unmodded, then most likely yes

toku is rather stubborn

 

[Rusty Edge]

actually it's happening because we nuked japan into capitulation

Which reminds me, ( not that I use nukes, but I do build them to increase my power rating and intimidate the competiton. ) I wish that Godzilla, or some other comic book/ movie monster was the consequence of pollution and using nukes, rather than global warming. It would be more entertaining.

 

[elmurcis]

Amphibious strength 50 Godzilla "bear"...
"Sir, there is something coming out of water... its big, wet, fluffy.. and its not your wife"

 

[traius]

Which reminds me, ( not that I use nukes, but I do build them to increase my power rating and intimidate the competiton. ) I wish that Godzilla, or some other comic book/ movie monster was the consequence of pollution and using nukes, rather than global warming. It would be more entertaining.

lol, which of course just lead to firing more nukes

 

[HeliosDisciple]

because they were not willing to capitulate before hiroshima and nagasaki?

We couldn't risk the Russians making Japan capitulate to them with August Storm.

 

[Rusty Edge]

lol, which of course just lead to firing more nukes

Doesn't that sound like way more fun than global warming? Monsters and nukes have better graphics. And before anybody objects, let's make it a check box option.