Homicidal aliens are invading!

[Phlegmak]

But how can God be the aliens? I thought the whole ark thing was because of a flood, not God.

Who caused the flood? The Jewish god caused the flood. The Jewish god is a hostile alien who destroyed 99% of the life on Earth. (From now on, I think I'll call the Christian god the Jewish god instead. Yeah, let's see how that works. )

 

[bhsup]

You're right, of course. He's the Jewish God, the Christian God, the Muslim God, the Hindu God, the Norse God, he is GOD, period. There is no other and whether others accept him or believe in him, he's still God.

 

[Phlegmak]

You're right, of course. He's the Jewish God, the Christian God, the Muslim God, the Hindu God, the Norse God, he is GOD, period. There is no other and whether others accept him or believe in him, he's still God.

Actually, it's not the Norse nor Hindu god. They worshiped several and it didn't include the Jewish god.

 

[bhsup]

Er...
I think you need to get out of New Jersey. All that smokestack pollution must be clouding your comprehension.

 

[Phlegmak]

Er...
I think you need to get out of New Jersey. All that smokestack pollution must be clouding your comprehension.

I knew what you were trying to say, but I just disagreed with it.

 

[bhsup]

I knew what you were trying to say, but I just disagreed with it.

Sorry man. One of these days I might actually master reading comprehension II: between the lines.

 

[LucyDuke]

I'll sit out the God-ain't-an-alien flamewar, thanks, but I'm just gonna go hide in this alien invasion scenario. I wouldn't work with 'em in hopes of some "thanks for the help, you may live" bullkaka. And honestly, I really can't see myself fighting 'em very well. I guess that's kind of pathetic, but there you have it. I'm not much of a fighter. So I'm gonna go hide and hope that the fighting people beat 'em.

And yeah, the comparison seems pretty ******** to me too.

 

[aelf]

I'd put my faith in the ability of mankind to overcome any problem and get me another mortgage.

 

[lutzj]

Yay! I can finally use my neighbor's bomb shelter... just need to stock up on water and beans. And fuel. And weapons. And hookers. (They serve a double purpose; they can be used later to appease the aliens if/when they find me.)

 

[Enkidu Warrior]

Great comparison. You certainly had me mystified.

 

[FriendlyFire]

Cant we upload a virus or something ?

 

[Phlegmak]

Great comparison. You certainly had me mystified.

I assume you're being sarcastic.

And yeah, the comparison seems pretty ******** to me too.

Those of you who dislike the comparison are welcome to do so, but it makes perfect sense to me. Is god an alien? Yes. Did god destroy 99% of life on Earth? Yes. Therefore, god is a hostile alien.

 

[Souron]

I'd fight back as best I could.

If this alien entity is anything like the Jewish God, then it'd be hard to find a target to attack, so there wouldn't be much of a fight.

 

[El_Machinae]

This is the meaning of this thread:

Spoiler :

god is the aliens, and Noah, his family, and the animals on the Ark are the 1% of life on Earth to be spared.

Good thing it never happened. That way people don't have to spend effort justifying it.

 

[GoodGame]

Are we safe on the moon?

 

[Phlegmak]

Good thing it never happened. That way people don't have to spend effort justifying it.

Yes, I know; the whole thing was just a thought exercise.

 

[El_Machinae]

I just find it amusing that people will do theological cartwheels to justify an atrocity that never happened.

 

[emzie]

Work with them if it meant my loved ones would survive. Screw all of you.

 

[Phlegmak]

I just find it amusing that people will do theological cartwheels to justify an atrocity that never happened.

I'm glad you correctly characterized it as an atrocity.

Work with them if it meant my loved ones would survive. Screw all of you.

I was actually expecting more responses like that.

 

[LucyDuke]

Is god an alien? Yes.

That's a sadly hostile interpretation of god. And I'm not a theist.

Did god destroy 99% of life on Earth? Yes.

Wait, you believe that happened? The flood thing, not a meteor or whatever, you buy that?