How do you refer to the “internet”?

[Souron]

The internet, The web, The net, The World Wide Web,

All of the above really from time to time.

 

[Stylesjl]

The internet like it should be rightfully called! Death to the heretics and traitors that oppose!

 

[bgast1]

Mostly the internet, sometimes the net, or the web.

 

[bhsup]

I usually call it 'The Internet', but a fair amount of the time I call it 'The Net'.

Ditto. Though when I'm in Babylon 5 mode I like to refer to it as the interweb link.

 

[ironduck]

Why, The Information Superhighway, of course!

 

[Atlas14]

The "Internet", except when trying to be humorous by referring to the lame alternative names, which I semi-frequently do.

 

[Ansar]

The Internet, and i've never heard someone call it something else.

 

[Donovan Zoi]

Wait, there's only one internet? I thought that there were several.

I'll vote for the first option, since it's closest to what I learned from someone purty 'mportant.

 

[Chieftess]

Baltimorese (or Bawlmerese) - "Innernet".

 

[pboily]

Internets for me.

 

[Elrohir]

The Net, the Internet, the Web, whatever. As long as it works, what does it matter what name it has?

 

[Babbler]

The Great Repository of Naked Ladies

For some reason, this disturbs people.

 

[MjM]

The dubya dubya dubya.

 

[EdwardTking]

I refer to it as "the internet" with a lower case "i".

I have had managers cross out my use of the word "internet" and replace it with upper case "I" "the Internet", which I regard as really quite pathetic.

 

[Till]

I usually refer to it as "Das Netz".

 

[silver 2039]

I call it online.

 

[Pontiuth Pilate]

You are currently surfing teh Internets.

See here and here. Take it from a Californian - any other way is dead wrong.

And "teh" is vital.

 

[Marshy]

I call it online.

Me too. As in "that sounds interesting, I'll find out more online".

 

[GoldEagle]

Lol @ Babbler, CoolioVonHoolio, GarretSidzaka, MjM, and Technocactus

 

[Bozo Erectus]

What do you call the internet?

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