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Dominix

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According to that the speech I gave yesterday in speach class was 89% good!

And here it is:

Every place in the world has its own little oddity, Pamplona has “The running of the bulls”, Arizona has the London bridge; recently I discovered [Place Name Censored]’s oddity, Arby’s!

At first I came there thinking it was just another fast food restaurant, but soon realized it was the nexus of raw human stupidity. This is not to say that everyone there is stupid, just a larger percentage then say a Mickey Dees or a Bee Kay. This stupidity makes me very angry, but it is impossible to go anywhere else because I’m too darn lazy to walk the extra block to get to the Taco Bell. So anytime I need food at work, Arby’s is the only place to go.

I think one of the most heinous crimes they have done was on one day in August. It started out a day like any other, until I entered Arby’s. Upon entering I waited about 10 minutes in line for the chance to speak to one of their very inefficient cashiers. After meeting with one of them, I ordered a gastric delight known as the “Beef n’ Cheddar.” Now the “Beef n’ Cheddar” always comes with two goops inside, there is the cheesy cheddar goop and the sweet special sauce goop. What is needed to make it palatable is a third goop, this tangy goop is known as “Horsey Sauce”. So I asked them to include “Horsey Sauce.” So after I get my “To Go Bag” I look inside and find the sandwich, my fries, but no packets of horsey sauce, so I say, “Hey I asked for Horsey Sauce” and the cashier said, “it’s in the sandwich,” so I headed back to work, then I opened the foil surrounding the sandwich, and there was no horsey sauce! I had to suffer because of their ineptitude! It was horrible!

Another instance of Arby’s ineptitude was something I like to call the “Long Line Debacle.” This is during a time when a particularly inefficient crew was working the register. The debacle was, at what point does your boredom of waiting in line become so immense that it crushes the long-standing social tenant of not talking to strangers. The answer was 15 minutes, when me and another victim of the poor service calculated that at the current rate of service the staff was not even making its own wages. Our hunger pains grew as the cashiers fumbled around in state of total confusion. Anarchy was looming there was talk of violence, finally it was my turn, I ordered waited five minutes for them to process it and left. To this day I wonder if they were just a little bit more inefficient would we have a revolution on our hands.

Of, course colossal stupidity can have its positive sides! One fine day not more than a month ago, I came to Sbarros, an Italian restaurant within Arby’s that serves grease wedges and rubbery string. When paying for the cheese grease wedge meal I gave 11 dollars so I could get a full five-dollar bill back. The staff however couldn’t work with such a strange method of payment. After they tried to give me the one back. I said’ “It’s so I can have a 5 back.” The cashier said, “No the you get $4.85 back.” Then, I said, but I’m giving you a one so I can have a five. He said, “Hey I’m in college algebra, I know math!” I simply pointed to my shirt, and said, “Calculus.” He was flustered and gave me the five, after he already gave me the four, so I ended up making four dollars. Some people call that stealing, but if you’ve listened to me, you’ll think it’s justified.

Thank you, and have a great speech class!
 
Apparently, saying "Hi" is 50% good 50% evil. :crazyeye:
 
Experimentally, I put in "Satan is a glorious leader, a champion of the people, and a really sexy beast." It came out as 24% evil and 76% good. Either it's defective, or someone has a hidden agenda. :D
 
http://forums.civfanatics.com is
16% evil, 84% good

16% evil? I'M DYING!!! :lol:


Edit: apparently, the words " I am the son of the devil" is
1% evil, 99% good :confused:
 
My family's website is 85% good! Yay! I knew we did a god job. :)
 
Apparently 'rout' is 99% eeeeeevil :devil2:
I also found a four word insult with the same stats on my first go :evil:
My real name is only 94% evil, but ill work on it :)
 
Check out this part of a motivational speech I once did for English... Guess what rating it got...

Fellow satanists. The time has come for the pits of Hell to open and darkness to come to Earth. Too long have we waited under the relentless dictatorship of the Church and it's mindless followers ! Too long has it been for Goodness to rule unscrupulously and disgustingly meddling into the affairs of Evil !
The time has come, my fellow Darklings, OUR TIME. Join us as we commince the massive slaughter and destruction. Join me as we uproot order and law from their seats of power and replace them with our beloved hate and anarchy. Have your weapons prepared, darklings, for no living thing will survive.

Tonight we burn, tonight we destroy, tonight we RULE !!!

67% good :eek:
 
I love pugs. They are so cute is 1% evil and 99% good. :)
 
My first name, my first and last name, and my full name are all 1% evil 99% good.:egypt:
 
I typed in "I am a flaming spammer" which generated as 99% good. So I typed in "Do moderators approve of your assertions as to what is good and evil?" which it generated as 33% evil...
 
SuperBeaverInc. is 1% evil and 99% good. :D
 
"Erez shpirer, King of the World" is 1% evil, 99% good :)
Also if you add "If" instead of ',' :):)

Thats mean i should be the king! and it ok! it's good!
 
The part of my "nazism" assignment called "Adolf Hitler" added up to:

27% evil, 73% good

Then I wrote "Love Satan, Hate God. Which added up to 99% Good :O
 
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