Illusion13
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Fill in your own... Apparently, I dont know how to make these jokes, so... yeah...
How many Civ players would it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many Civ players would it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many __________ would it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Achinz
Hermit of Huangshan
A trick question/answer:
An infinite number as the light fitting is the bayonet type, the most prevalent type in this region
An infinite number as the light fitting is the bayonet type, the most prevalent type in this region
Pariah
Outside Influence
How many Irishmen would it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1 to hold the bulb, plus 1000 to turn the building round.
1 to hold the bulb, plus 1000 to turn the building round.
This reminds of a similar joke you can use to knock any group's intelligence:
How many whatevers does it take to paint a building?
Three. One to hold the spray can and two to shake the building up and down...
Pariah
Outside Influence
How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Irrelevent. Racists have always been in the dark.
Irrelevent. Racists have always been in the dark.
The Person
Deity +2
How many Forty-Twoists does it take to change a lightbulb? (I'm pretty sure nobody here knows what a Forty-Twoist is, so if you didn't get the joke, PM me.)
Nobody knows. An unknown number of people arguing the subject, for then praying, meditating, etc. to get an answer, fail, argue why they failed, all in the dark. In the end the mother of one of them changes it.
Nobody knows. An unknown number of people arguing the subject, for then praying, meditating, etc. to get an answer, fail, argue why they failed, all in the dark. In the end the mother of one of them changes it.
DBear
unbeliever
How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but don't ask me how they get in there....
Two, but don't ask me how they get in there....
Pariah
Outside Influence
How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, but the whole Collective would be aware of it.
Just one, but the whole Collective would be aware of it.
The Person
Deity +2
How many computer geeks does it take to change that famous lightbulb?
None. My screen provides all the light I need.
None. My screen provides all the light I need.
John Bull
British
ShiplordAtvar
Texan by the grace of God
Google search for lightbulb jokes.
My favorites(from this source) :
Q: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and one to insist that the bulb was lit when the
screwing began.
A: Nine-four to block the entrance to the room, four to hold up pictures
of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and convince the person with the
new bulb to let the room stay dark.
Q: How many pro-choicers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn't exist before
it was lit up.
(from this source)
My favorites(from this source) :
Q: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and one to insist that the bulb was lit when the
screwing began.
A: Nine-four to block the entrance to the room, four to hold up pictures
of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and convince the person with the
new bulb to let the room stay dark.
Q: How many pro-choicers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn't exist before
it was lit up.
(from this source)
Pariah
Outside Influence
How many Californians does it take...?
- 1 to change the bulb, and 4 more to share the experience.
How many Oregonians does it take...?
- 1 to change the bulb, and 5 to keep away the Californians who have come to share the experience.
- 1 to change the bulb, and 4 more to share the experience.
How many Oregonians does it take...?
- 1 to change the bulb, and 5 to keep away the Californians who have come to share the experience.
Fox Mccloud
Deity
This is Star Fox joke, so unless you play Star Fox you won't get it.
Q-How many Slippies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A-2. One to change, another to be chased by the bad guys.
(I find it funny)
Q-How many Slippies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A-2. One to change, another to be chased by the bad guys.
(I find it funny)
Strider
In Retrospect
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How many bums do it take to screw in a light-bulb?
7,000. 4,000 to save up the money to by the lightbuild. 2,000 to decide how to screw in the light bulb. 999 to be lazy and take credit for the others work. 1 to point out they have no light to screw the light-bulb into.
7,000. 4,000 to save up the money to by the lightbuild. 2,000 to decide how to screw in the light bulb. 999 to be lazy and take credit for the others work. 1 to point out they have no light to screw the light-bulb into.
Tomoyo
Fate
Q: How many Yu-gi-oh characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? (For those that don't know, yu-gi-oh is a stupid anime show)
A: 6. One to actually screw in the lightbulb, 1 to explain the history of the light bulb, and 4 more to cheer the first one on.
Q: How many Dragonball characters (another stupid anime show) does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes him 5 damn episodes.
Q: How many Cardcaptor Sakura (It's not that stupid) characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, because they're smart.
A: 6. One to actually screw in the lightbulb, 1 to explain the history of the light bulb, and 4 more to cheer the first one on.
Q: How many Dragonball characters (another stupid anime show) does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes him 5 damn episodes.
Q: How many Cardcaptor Sakura (It's not that stupid) characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, because they're smart.
Jawz II
Oh Dear
these are worse than knock knock jokes
Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
Tomoyo said:
The only place where a couple of minutes lasts a couple of hours.
A twist on the joke:
How many lightbulbs does it take for my younger brother to finally screw in one successfully?
Yuri2356
Test Screening
How many NCOs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3
1 to lead the operation, 1 to be his 2IC (2nd in command), and one to do the actual work.
3
1 to lead the operation, 1 to be his 2IC (2nd in command), and one to do the actual work.
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