weimar_republic
Warlord
1 you go around making posts like this one
2 you make alot of posts
3 they are long, msut take a long time
4 realise you are wasting away your life
5 shrug it off
6 go in the shower and repeat #9
7 five times
8 look for you wife, so you can flash her
9 dont find her, so you flash your neighbouts wife
10 the cops come
11 its a female officer
12 go in jail after flashing a cop
13 get out when you wife paies your bail
14 go back on the net and start telling eberyone how you are a bodybuilder
15 prey that your beer belly will go away before you meet your new internet friend
16 who is female...
17 who your wife secretley knows about, but hasent told you...
18 realise that yout toothbrush smells funny... suspect its your wife, but dont know why she would be mad at you
19 go to bed
20 try to sleep with your wife
21 she falls asslep half way though
22 you continue anyways
23 finish! 2 minutes, new record!
24 realise you were F*ing the blanket
25 throw blanket in wash
26 get a new one, but keep it all to yourself
27 your wife wakes up and takes the blanket from you
28 you take it back, and she falls on the floor, you say nothing and pertend as if you are asslep
29 wake up the next morning to find you are late for work
30 remember you dont work that you live on 5 unemployment cheques all under names of your pets
31 step on your pet rat
32 go to your bedroom, and snatch another, you dont like it though, but there are many rats in our house
33 go online, come to civfanatics
34 start a numbering post
35 write one secretley about your life
36 realise that your life sux
37 then realise that everyone elses life sux too cause they are taking the time to read this
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Whats the point of living if you cant do anything stupid?
2 you make alot of posts
3 they are long, msut take a long time
4 realise you are wasting away your life
5 shrug it off
6 go in the shower and repeat #9
7 five times
8 look for you wife, so you can flash her
9 dont find her, so you flash your neighbouts wife
10 the cops come
11 its a female officer
12 go in jail after flashing a cop
13 get out when you wife paies your bail
14 go back on the net and start telling eberyone how you are a bodybuilder
15 prey that your beer belly will go away before you meet your new internet friend
16 who is female...
17 who your wife secretley knows about, but hasent told you...
18 realise that yout toothbrush smells funny... suspect its your wife, but dont know why she would be mad at you
19 go to bed
20 try to sleep with your wife
21 she falls asslep half way though
22 you continue anyways
23 finish! 2 minutes, new record!
24 realise you were F*ing the blanket
25 throw blanket in wash
26 get a new one, but keep it all to yourself
27 your wife wakes up and takes the blanket from you
28 you take it back, and she falls on the floor, you say nothing and pertend as if you are asslep
29 wake up the next morning to find you are late for work
30 remember you dont work that you live on 5 unemployment cheques all under names of your pets
31 step on your pet rat
32 go to your bedroom, and snatch another, you dont like it though, but there are many rats in our house
33 go online, come to civfanatics
34 start a numbering post
35 write one secretley about your life
36 realise that your life sux
37 then realise that everyone elses life sux too cause they are taking the time to read this
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Whats the point of living if you cant do anything stupid?
