How wasted have you ever been?

What's the use of drinking beer without alcohol?
It's like having sex with old people...you can do it but it's kinda nasty and totally unfulfilling. :p
 
@augurey: Oh yeah, skipped that one. But I'd prefer beer everyday over vodka or the hard stuff, sorry to hear about your allergy.

It's the hops in beer to which I'm allergic. I can drink one or two every now and then and be okay. Anything past that is a miserable time. So yeah, for me, it's liquor or mixed drinks.
 
I got wasted so much that I stopped drinking for a while.
 
The whole "Sad Panda"-meme has been already long time around on the Internet. I didn't know where it came from then, I just adopted it.

Then you've got to watch this

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103572/

It's on the internet since 07.07.99, when that episode was aired for the first time. So it's a about 10 years old meme. AYBABTU is HI-TECH compared to this.

On topic: Alcohol allergy is cool.
 
The night started with beer pong at my place, naturally we used a high ABV barley wine. After about 15 rounds of that, (so maybe 6 pints), we hit the club. At the club, we did 3 or 4 shots of Bacardi 151 chased with tequila chased with beer. By then we were getting rowdy, so we decided to go to a private party. As we're walking to the house party we stopped by a convenient store for and we each got a couple 40s of high gravity malt liquor to drink on the way. When we got the party we were pretty drunk, but someone challenged me to a drinking contest so naturally I had to accept. 10 shots of vodka later and I was officially DRUNK. Then I had 3 sizzurp surprises (a drink consisting of cough syrup + vodka), and by then I just couldn't see straight. I decided the party was lame, and went off wandering around on my own, but not before chugging a few beers and stealing a fifth of Jack to drink while I wandered around. I ended up hanging out with these Russian dudes, and we had a vodka chugging contest. I won. Thats my last clear memory. I seem to recall wanting to go to sleep, but stumbling into a random party instead and drinking 10-12 more beers before I finally passed out, my last act being to beer bong a fifth of Everclear.

I was looking forward to this post. :D
 
I was so wasted once that I don't remember a thing.

Yeah, these are usually the best ones.

The best part is that you aren't embarrassed, because you don't know what happened.
 
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