How wasted have you ever been?

Catharsis said:
I once drank so much tap water that I got a slight headache.
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Funny enough you can drink too much water... and the effects could be described as an impairment.
 
Unless you really drink too much water, in which case the effect can be death. A little bit more than an impairment.

An evening of wine, beer, and tequila shots. Got so blasted I had to crawl up the steps to get home. That is not an experience I ever want to repeat.
 
DaveShack said:
Unless you really drink too much water, in which case the effect can be death. A little bit more than an impairment.
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I never defined the impairment, did I? :mischief:
 
I went to a friend's wife's 21st b-day party. He was a bartender and the party was at the bar where he worked. I vaguely remember leaving and being driven somewhere, but not much else. I woke up the next morning with...well, it was one of those gnaw your arm off moments. Yes, I got used for sex by a woman who couldn't have gotten it without picking up a plastered guy.

I had the habit back then of sticking those swizzle sticks in my back pocket from my drinks. I counted (IIRC) 17 or 18 the next day when I got home.
 
Firestorm94 said:
Wow, this makes me glad I can't drink yet, but it would be funny to see one of you drunk. :lol:
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If it's anything like this past weekend then I don't think you do. Unless you like Dachs vomit?
 
Well I've never been drunk to the point of vomiting, or drunk to the point of blacking out and not remembering anything. This is because I don't drink that much (I'm more of a smoker) and when I do drink I only drink to get drunk, not absolutely blotto.

But I've had my moments. I can recall one time at a Jewish Frat party last year I was playing poker, downing a lot of Sparks (alcohol/caffiene mix) and just working the tables, having a great time. Me and a buddy ended up winning $50 that night...good times.

After playing poker the marijuana smoking began, and that's when things started to get crazy. After smoking ~5 bowls with friends, I started to feel reeeeely lightheaded. The next thing I know I'm stumbling to the bathroom, slowly fading out of consciousness.

After that, the next thing I know I wake up on the bathroom floor in front of the toilet, having passed out for about half an hour. I get up and still don't feel quite right...all lightheaded and semi-awake. That feeling persisted throughout the night. I guess alcohol, caffiene and THC don't make a good combo. :lol:
 
Once upon a time me and my two best friends got very drunk after a soccer match we had won. At first, even the members of the losing opposite team drank with us, but we exceeded them easily and we lost them outta sight a couple of hours after the game finished. I was at age 17 by that time, but people hold me for much older and so too with my friends and we hit a bar after another. I had my salary in my wallet and was intended to blow a good part of it. Somehow we reached a spacey meadow, and we had the brillant decision to reenact our victorious match. We fooled around for a couple of minutes and must have done some noise, 'cause some girls approached us and they jokingly spurred us on. After some time, me and my friends got exhausted from the fooling around with the soccer ball and we walked towards the girls. Then I noticed that one of had a blood-smeared nose, though grinning, and another one was barefoot. They were drunk as we were, maybe even more. We walked with them in the now empty city (it was already 2 am) and nobody actually noticed where we were going actually, so accidently we arrived at a big supermarket. There was a big truck, standing on the parking lot, and at first none of us could see what was inside it because of the darkness, so I had the idiotic idea to crawl inside. The freaking truck was loaded with stacks of champagne and wine, so I grabbed some bottles and tried to share them with my friends and our new acquaintances. As I climbed outside the truck though, I slipped with the bottles in both of my hands on one of them with a full body slam and knocked her out. She was unconcious, from the alcohol and the hard contact with her head on the floor. The other girls started to weep hysterically while I made a great effort to lift her on my shoulders and to transport her to the next hospital, which was 2 miles away. We carried her all the way to there and finally arrived. Dirty, drunk, tired and sweaty as we were, barely able to articulate an understandable word, the nurses gave us some kinds of drugs through an injection and we all began to sleep. The next morning our parents arrived at our beds (the girls were nowhere to see) and we had to explain to them what just happened to us. This moment was pretty embarrassing and at first, they refused to believe us, because the girls were still missing and their beds were almost untouched. Until today I have no idea what happened to them, nor were they seen exiting the hospital, even though the doctors made a witness report to the police later on that day but nobody in the whole city had ever seen them or even missed them.
And this night was the freakiest one of my whole life, hope you enjoyed the ride.
 
How wasted have I ever been? Not wasted enough to do anything real stupid. (That'll probably change in less than four months, though.)
Haven't had really bad hangovers. Puked twice, but once that was done, I was able to go back for more. :) But not anything at all since July. Very long dry spell. Not cool.
 
I generally have control, but the first time I was drinking heavily and not with family, I puked and decided to clean up the puke, while still puking. not a good idea.

also one time I blanked out for only about 15 mins, woke up and had no clue where I was, turns out I was in the girls bathroom. Now nothing bad went down (its ALL on video, luckily enough for me, so I can see what an asshat I was) but I did nothing illegal (other than, at the time, the drinking itself) nor immoral, just damaged my ego.
 
I couple of times I went streaking... by myself. Extremely embarassing :blush:

I've been kicked out of bars a few times. One time I kicked a drink out my buddy's hand. I had to use a couple bar patrons shoulders to lift my body to deliver the kick. I was fairly agile considering the level of inebriation.
 
VRWCAgent said:
I went to a friend's wife's 21st b-day party. He was a bartender and the party was at the bar where he worked. I vaguely remember leaving and being driven somewhere, but not much else. I woke up the next morning with...well, it was one of those gnaw your arm off moments. Yes, I got used for sex by a woman who couldn't have gotten it without picking up a plastered guy.

I had the habit back then of sticking those swizzle sticks in my back pocket from my drinks. I counted (IIRC) 17 or 18 the next day when I got home.
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I know this feeling :(
 
I got so drunk I posted about it here and got a 24hr ban with the proviso to "sober up" :goodjob:

I've been very drunk, many times. I couldn't possibly tell you all the cool things i have done, or the mistakes I have made.

My opening gambit when i started college this year was to drink a bottle of vodka, pull three different girls, and wake up in bed with a fourth..an remeber non of it! Sure fire way for everyone to know who I was!!!!
 
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