How wasted have you ever been?

Hmm. Clock is ticking on another night on the lash. Enjoy this fellahs, i'll post the outcome soon :)
 
I've never drank anything myself but once when I was at a friends house his brother came home drunk. Of course, he absolutely insisted that he wasn't drunk, so as he wandered around the room we decided to give him a field sobriety test. It was pretty funny. When somebody asked him to say the alphabet, he said "Wait wait wait wait... I'm not all here but I'm not all not..." :lol:

So there's my drunk guy experience.
 
I was getting drunk with a friend in his home. We spent a few hours drinking and the last thing I remember is my friend lying passed out on the floor in his own ****and me grabbing my bike to ride home at about 8 pm. The next thing I remember is waking up, looking at my watch. 11pm. My brother enters the room, asking where I´ve been all the time. Then my friend called, asking the same. Then my mother etc. I asked them what the fuss was all about, as it was 11pm and still relatively early. Then I looked at the calendar. It was wednesday and the day I was getting drunk with my friend was a monday.
Nobody has seen me during this time (living in a relatively small village). And there are some guys who know me by name since then. I just don´t know who they are. And when I happen to see them and ask why they know me, they just laugh and walk away. Very embarassing. Luckily that is already 12 years in the past. But it still bugs me every now and then.
 
That would drive me mental I dont think its true though, but cool story bro!
 
eastsidebagel said:
Bigfoot, please answer me this question: Have you never been drunk on your own, never enjoyed and abused alcohol?
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Never. Two years ago I tried to drink some of my father's whiskey but I couldn't do it. That's the closest I've ever been to having even one drink.
 
Sadly, it´s true.That was the moment I stopped binge-drinking. I´m just getting drunk in a socially acceptable way now. I´m still wondering what really happened back then. I thought I might have been abducted by a UFO, but then I met these guys yelling my name and laughing :lol:.
I guess I probably passed out somewhere in the forest (I vaguely remember taking a few bottles of stuff with me after leaving my friend) or so and went home afterwards and encountered some of those guys on the way. It´s just this damn loss of memory that really annoys me.
 
Bigfoot3814 said:
Never. Two years ago I tried to drink some of my father's whiskey but I couldn't do it. That's the closest I've ever been to having even one drink.
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So let me summarize this: You don't smoke anything which grows out of the ground, you don't drink beers not to say vodka and cocktails and you still lead a happy and balanced life (according to what you said in earlier threads)?
If that isn't made up, I have a deep respect before you. :)
 
eastsidebagel said:
So let me summarize this: You don't smoke anything which grows out of the ground, you don't drink beers not to say vodka and cocktails and you still lead a happy and balanced life (according to what you said in earlier threads)?
If that isn't made up, I have a deep respect before you. :)
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I live the same way :)
 
eastsidebagel said:
And that's good too. But for me, it would sadden my life somehow if I couldn't drink alcohol in a "socially acceptable way" now and then.
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I can, i just don't want to
 
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