I am a vampire!

[Trabpukcip]

Do you beleive that real vampire actually exist?

I want to know what percentage of people who does beleive it or don't... so cast your vote!

BTW I'm not a vampire...

 

[spycatcher34]

There MIGHT be some kinda medical condition that make people... well want human blood. And that is a HUGE IF.

 

[Hamlet]

Are we talking about the Count Dracula type or just people that drink blood or whatever?

 

[Sodapop]

Obviously no. Vampire were created long time ago when the way human body works wasn't known. Nowaday almost everyone knows that some medical condition can actually make them look like vampire. But an actual vampire is certainly fantasy

 

[Zarn]

I'm Ukrainian, does that make me a vampire?

edit: this is not a serious question. BTW, some people do drink blood.

 

[dannyevilcat]

Drinking blood doesn't make anyone a vampire. Vampires have fangs and supernatural powers and are completely fictitious. Now someone please tell this to Anne Rice and make her stop writing her Lestat series which, after the first two, have become progressively more terrible.

 

[Becka]

Originally posted by Unknown soldier
Obviously no. Vampire were created long time ago when the way human body works wasn't known. Nowaday almost everyone knows that some medical condition can actually make them look like vampire. But an actual vampire is certainly fantasy

I've heard they think that they think rabies might have been the cause of the vampire thing getting started. Or it might've been werewolves. Anyhow, for some reason the gums receede and make it look like their teeth had grown and such.


Well, I think there are people who drink blood for whatever reason NOW, (like, they want to be/think they are vampires) but as for some kind of supernatural powers, no.

 

[dannyevilcat]

I've just got to say to Becka, that's a hilarious sig you're using

But, not one to go off-topic, I, in fact, still believe there are no real vampires.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

No, the last vampire died in 1968, of blood poisoning from biting a hippy.

 

[omichyron]

There are no vampires in the world. If there were, the CIA would be the first people to hire them (think of how useful spies who could turn into bats and convert anyone in high positions into mindless followers would be) and since the government is notoriously bad at keeping secrets, we would all know.

 

[Zwelgje]

There are people who like to drink blood (sick) but vampires? No!

 

[Pillager]

People with severe mental 'issues' (as you Yanks like to say) who like to drink blood? Yes.

Vampires? Of course not.

BTW, in the news last week there was a young chap who was convicted of murder after he stabbed an elderly lady to death, and then did several rather disturbing things to her body, including drinking her blood and scooping out her heart. Very pleasant.

 

[Leonel]

Originally posted by omichyron
There are no vampires in the world. If there were, the CIA would be the first people to hire them (think of how useful spies who could turn into bats and convert anyone in high positions into mindless followers would be) and since the government is notoriously bad at keeping secrets, we would all know.

Well maybe a super secret organization that is actually secret (instead of the CIA whos building is in plain, public view! (And if it were the most secret organization in the world, we wouldn't know about it.)) hires super natural creatures for their spying. Vampires who would aid US intelligence via the Soviet Bloc countries of Romania etc would get a briefcase full of packs of delicious Type AB blood! Yummy yum yum!

 

[Zwelgje]

Originally posted by Pillager
BTW, in the news last week there was a young chap who was convicted of murder after he stabbed an elderly lady to death, and then did several rather disturbing things to her body, including drinking her blood and scooping out her heart. Very pleasant.

Disturbing.

 

[Pongui]

Every culture has a vampire. The Chinese vampire cannot cross running water (hydrophobia). The Central American vampire is a woman who leaps upon lone men in the night and, um, rides them to death. The grizzliest vampire is African - it's a small, drained looking child with hooks where it's hands and feet should be and a mouthful of needlelike fangs!

 

[Akka]

There is no more vampire. Buffy killed them all.

 

[Lab Monkey]

Exactly what constitutes a vimpire? Read all the literature there is and the don't all share the same characteristics. Anne Rice wrote a load of gothy fantasy magical twaddle, whereas Buffy's vampires are much more a down to earth metaphor for teenagers gone bad with only half the powers. Should vampires fly? Should they turn into bats? Should the be able to enter a church, die from a stake, or be allergic to garlic? Should they write depressing poetry?

IMHO the best vampire yet is Cassidy from the Preacher graphic novel series. Interview with the bastard, indeed, and none of the airy fairy romantic tosh that has polluted horror.

 

[Juize]

Define a 'vampire'

IMHO the best vampire yet is Cassidy from the Preacher graphic novel series. Interview with the bastard, indeed, and none of the airy fairy romantic tosh that has polluted horror.

I have no idea WTH are you talking about, but I'm quite certain that I agree with the last 8 words.

 

[Rodgers]

There are no vampires. They dont exist.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of 7-stone nob-heads around who dress like Marilyn Manson (thinking that it makes them tough guys - instead of learning kung-fu or going to boxing classes or something that would ACTUALLY scare me) who think that they DO exist.

As a result we have to listen to an apalling version of "Tainted Love" everytime the radio is switched on - and the original wasn't up to much either

 

[Padma]

Real vampires. umm, yeah, right.

Does this really need a poll? I think the answer is so obvious it's like asking "Is water dry?"

Edit: I just looked at the results, and saw 2 people voted yes! Maybe they didn't understand the question. (Or maybe the rest of us didn't. )