I want you lot to play my Civ game for me

[Argh]

Ok, when I get around to playing Civ next (probably Monday night (GMT)), I will

1) Try to win (By order of Lapoleon)
2) Get the warrirors out as fast as possible. Try and get the axemen to chase the workers. (By order of Pie-es-Tasty)
3) Maintain a stack of 5 warriors, to repel current barb invasion and recapture Westport. (By order of Flotorius) (Capture order backed up by IronMan2055, just in case it weren't clear enough)
4) Bring work boat back from American shores (By order of Flotorius).
5) Be friendly to China and America (By order of someone back on about page 2...possibly IronMan2055).
6) Backstab and nuke America at some point in the future, if possible (By order of someone whose name I forget).
7) During any war with America, try to build Warriors, and name them the Boston Red Sox. (By order of IronMan2055).

There may have been more, but frankly, we'll be dead before you know it....

Fun though.

 

[Argh]

Oh, and IronMan2055...Eastport was going to be built East of Westport, but the Americans built Boston there, so Flotorius changed to Southport. We had a Southport Guard ready down there, but he got sucked into trying to repel the world's toughest Barbarian Axeman (if I could rename barbs, then that'd be Conan!).

Everybody died, and the English nation has collectively soiled it's underpants.

 

[Pie-es-Tasty]

Don't forget to rename London to "We're Doomed"! Do that before anything else.

 

[Flotorius]

Oh, and IronMan2055...Eastport was going to be built East of Westport, but the Americans built Boston there, so Flotorius changed to Southport. We had a Southport Guard ready down there, but he got sucked into trying to repel the world's toughest Barbarian Axeman (if I could rename barbs, then that'd be Conan!).

Everybody died, and the English nation has collectively soiled it's underpants.

Can you imagine that: Only 2 cities but the placement and naming contradicted eachother so I got really confused.

Well, and the Shillen dynasty died, too.

 

[Argh]

PRIORITY ORDER NUMBER ONE FOR THIS EVENING'S SESSION:

Londoners, wishing to share their plight with the world decide to publicly rename London: We're Doomed. (By order of Pie-es-Tasty)

 

[Flotorius]

If - sorry when we have defeated the barbarian threat, all warriors with city raider promotion convene at the pighill for a victory dance. This does not apply for any units more than 2 moves away from that hill by the time of victory.
The celebration will be proven to the crowd by a pic and signed with the "Victorius hordes of the Great battle around the pighill".

Have fun!

 

[oagersnap]

I order you to start a new game after we've lost the current one.

 

[IronMan2055]

you can take over boston after the nukes

 

[IronMan2055]

i was telling people at school about this game and my teacher said that the germans in ww2 wanted to capure westport because its half way between new york and boston and it was assumed to be lighty guarded

 

[IamSid]

i was telling people at school about this game and my teacher said that the germans in ww2 wanted to capure westport because its half way between new york and boston and it was assumed to be lighty guarded

Umm the Nazi forces did not get onto North America.

 

[Argh]

Sorry, I won't be civing till a bit later (couple of hours), if at all tonight. Real life, and REAL wife get in the way

IronMan, heh, does your teacher want to play too?

When I DO play, its:

0) Rename London to We're Doomed (By order of Pies-es-Tasty)
1) Try to win (By order of Lapoleon)
2) Get the warrirors out as fast as possible. Try and get the axemen to chase the workers. (By order of Pie-es-Tasty)
3) Maintain a stack of 5 warriors, to repel current barb invasion and recapture Westport. (By order of Flotorius) (Capture order backed up by IronMan2055, just in case it weren't clear enough)
4) Bring work boat back from American shores (By order of Flotorius).
5) Be friendly to China and America (By order of someone back on about page 2...possibly IronMan2055).
6) Backstab and nuke America at some point in the future, if possible (By order of someone whose name I forget).
7) During any war with America, try to build Warriors, and name them the Boston Red Sox. (By order of IronMan2055).
8) If - sorry when we have defeated the barbarian threat, all warriors with city raider promotion convene at the pighill for a victory dance. This does not apply for any units more than 2 moves away from that hill by the time of victory. The celebration will be proven to the crowd by a pic and signed with the "Victorius hordes of the Great battle around the pighill".
9) Boston can only be taken over after America has been nuked - if it ever is (By order of IronMan2055).
10) Start a new game, but AFTER I've lost the current one (By order of oagersnap). (hey, if anyone loses here, its you lot, hahaha).

If I do start a new game, it might be after Christmas (or, at the very least there'll be a break of a fair few days from Christmas Eve onwards).

 

[Argh]

"Umm the Nazi forces did not get onto North America."

Nah, only their rocket scientists after the war

 

[Argh]

And in our game, Westport wasn't guarded at all, after our valiant, yet useless warriors died on and around Pig Hill.

 

[Argh]

Flotoruis, was "Have fun!" an order?

Cos if it was, then I think I should state that you can't order my mood around Hehehhe.

And I'm not sure I should allow oagersnap to order me to play another, either. Lol.

Do I have to ask you lot what I am allowed to have for dinner tonight, and when I can go to the toilet? Hmmm?

 

[Padma]

Umm the Nazi forces did not get onto North America.

Off Topic, but:

While no *regular* forces landed on our shores, a bunch of sabateurs were landed on the east coast by submarine (in 1942, IIRC). As far as we could determine, all were captured, and most were shot as spies (after military trials).

 

[Argh]

Hey, Padma.

You were right. 19 pages later, it seems moving my thread here didn't harm it. Even if it WAS mostly Flororius and I doing the talking...

 

[Argh]

Ok, I can sneak some turns in now, actually...

Have renamed London.

First new warrior built in the city of We're Doomed (more in the queue). I'm giving him city raider, as ordered. He's waiting in the city, so I can "maintain stack of 5 warriors".

Nearest Barb is an axeman, who is 1 sq E of Pig Hill (not the BLEEP who took Westport, he's still in that city I think). Nothing has been pillaged yet, both workers ae safe...will be moving them around to try and "lure the barbs".

Ok, I'll do turns till there's something to tell or ask.

The next time we speak, it could be that I am coming here to apologise for losing your kingdom...

 

[Padma]

.

 

[Argh]

One turn later: axeman pillages, warrior arrives behind him (N). American warrior E of Westport. Flippin German scout shows up on far W border of We're Doomed, to laugh at how doomed we are. Third axeman moves into our territory from the SW desert.

 

[Argh]

Oh yeah, and whipped the next worker. London pop = 3.