If u could write your own epitaf?

[Dann]

Why hasn't anyone posted:

Died gasping: "Just... one... more... turn..."

If mine were in Chinese I'd make it to look like graffiti, reading : "<insert name here> dau chih yi you." Translated: "<insert name here> was here." Thus none of my enemies will know it's my tomb and dig my bones out to flog.

 

[Drakan]

It's far too expensive being poor.

 

[The Omega]

Why hasn't anyone posted:

Died gasping: "Just... one... more... turn..."

Darn! I wanted to do that!

 

[Iggy]

No dog fouling please!

 

[ferenginar]

Ah, so that's what they meant by "Danger UXB"

 

[stormbind]

"Let me out!"

 

[ManOfMiracles]

If you can read this tombstone, you're too damn close.

 

[Rhymes]

If I was mortal, I'de want my tombstone blank with a big question mark in the center.

 

[Mr. Blonde]

I would write: "Don´t waste your time, it´s just a rotting corpse"

or: "I can watch you right now..."

 

[sourboy]

Finally at peace.

 

[Communisto]

'i was promised a weeping widow service'

 

[Colonel]

"Dead on Arrival"
or
"The Monkey finally got me"
or
"Mayor Daily voter"- Chicago joke

 

[Rhymes]

"find the radioactive monkey"

 

[Milan's Warrior]

Now that I am dead, your life has no meaning

 

[King Alexander]

"You'll never get to know, what great love we could do"!

To my - future - wife: " Rest assure that I'll return, if you cheat on me!!!"

"Damn, CivXX was so close to be releashed!"

"Someone watches you..."

"Hey, CurtSibling was right! "

"Damn! This tie is going to struggle me and my boxer is 1 size smaller - I'm doomed for the eternity!!!"

"Do you believe in reicarnation?"

 

[stratego]

I want my tombstone to have a curved top, so I can write this.
1. Thou shall have no God before me
2. Thou shall not make an idol and worship it.
3. Thou shall not misuse my name
4. Remember the Sabbath Day
5. Honor thy father and mother.
The rest will come later, for now just follow the rules above

 

[Octavian X]

"The only thing he regretted in life was dying at the end."

 

[PantheraTigris2]

I would choose something grim:

"Und lieg ich einst tot danieder,
vergießt nicht eine Träne meinetwegen,
denn ich habe dieses Leben
nur allzu gerne hergegeben."

(that's German sorry. I can't translate it because all the poetic value would be lost.)

Yeah. You think that's cool... well I can top that.....



Requiem aeternam dona ets, Domine,
et lux perpetua luceat ets.
Te decet hymnus, Deus, in Sion,
et tibi reddetur votum in Jerusalem.
Exaudi orationem meam,
ad te omnis caro veniet.
Requiem aeternam dona ets, Domine,
et lux perpetua luceat ets.

Kyrie eleison.
Christe eleison.
Kyrie eleison.

Dies irae, dies illa
Solvet saeclum in favilla,
Teste David cum Sibylla.

Quantus tremor est futurus
Quando judex est venturus
Cuncta stricte discussurus.

Tuba mirum spargens sonum
Per sepulcra regionum
Coget omnes ante thronum.

Mors slopebit et natora
Cum resurget creatura
Judicanti responsura.

Liber scriptus proferetur
In quo totum continetur,
Unde mundus judicetur.

Judex ergo cum sedebit
Quidquid latet apparebit,
Nil inultum remanebit.

Quid sum miser tunc dicturus,
Quem patronum togaturus,
Cum vix justus sit securus?

Rex tremendae majestatis,
Qui salvandos salvas gratis,
Salve me, fons pietatis.

Recordare, Jesu pie,
Quod sum causa tuae viae,
Ne me perdas ilia die.

Quaerens me sedisti lassus,
Redemisti crucem passus,
Tamus labor non sit cassus.

Juste judex ultionis
Donum fac remissionis
Ante diem rationis.

lngemisco tamquam reus,
Culpa rubet vultus meus,
Supplicanti parce, Deus.

Qui Mariam absolvisti
Et latronem exaudisti,
Mihi quoque spem dedisti.

Preces meae non sum dignae,
Sed tu bonus fac benigne,
Ne perenni cremet igne.

Inter oves locurn praesta,
Et ab haedis me sequestra,
Statuens in parle dextra.

Confutatis maledictis
Flammis acribus addictis,
Voca me cum benedictis.

Oro supplex et acclinis,
Cor contritum quasi cinis,
Gere curam mei finis.

Lacrimosa dies ilia
Qua resurget ex favilla
Judicandus homo reus.
Huic ergo parce, Deus,
Pie Jesu Domine,
Dona els requiem.

Domine, Jesu Christe, Rex gloriae,
libera animas omniurn fidelium defunctorum
de poenis inferni, et de prof undo lacu:
libera cas de ore leonis,
ne absorbeat eas tartarus, ne cadant in obscurum,

sed signifer sanctus Michael
repraesentet eas in lucem sanctam,
quam olim Abrahae promisisti
et semini ejus.

Hostias et preces, tibi, Domine,
laudis offerimus:
tu suscipe pro animabus illis,
quarum hodie memoriam facimus:
fac eas, Domine, de morte Iransire ad vitam,
quam olim Abrahae promisisti
et semini ejus.

Sanctus. Sanctus, Sanctus,
Dominus Deus Sabaoth!
Pleni suni coeli et terra gloria tua.
Osanna in excelsis.

Benedictus qui venit in nomine Domini.
Osanna in excelsis.

Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi,
dona eis requiem.
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi,
dona eis requiem sempiternam.

Lux aeterna luceat eis, Domine,
cum sanctis mis in aeternum,
quia pius es.
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine,
et lux perpetua luceat eis,
cum sanetis tuis in aeternum,
quia plus es.



Yeah, Ok... it'll be a tall stone (just as I am/was in life).

 

[Plexus]

"Died in a freak gasoline fight accident."

 

[TrailblazingScot]

He will be sorely missed by his 20 wives and 120 children