If you could make a wish?

i would wish for

  • world peace

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • money money money

    Votes: 4 12.5%
  • my personal harem

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • eternal life

    Votes: 5 15.6%
  • to always be happy

    Votes: 4 12.5%
  • her to go away

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 3 wishes

    Votes: 9 28.1%
  • other ,pleace specify

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Total voters
    32

TheDuckOfFlanders

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One day ,you are walking on the street ,and one smal though in comparrison large breasted fairy gives you a wish.What would you wich for?
 
3 wishes of course.
 
Money could buy happiness. Oh wait, I got that mixed up...

Money could buy me a harem. Harem could make me happy. Yah, I definitely say money money money. :)
 
More wishes...duh :rolleyes:

now I have three:
first wish: World Peace (why not)
second wish: That Floppa would get a clue ;)
third wish: 3 more wishes

Next round...
first wish: happiness
second wish: money, money, money
third wish: 3 more wishes

You get the idea :D
 
Okay ,i gave that 3 wishes option Just for fun!! :rolleyes:

Are you people never happy? You get a wish and you can ask what you wan't ,and all you guys think of is to exploit the poor fairy. :mad:

Let's just say you get ONE WISH ,PERIOD!!! (fairy's have right's too you know)
 
hmmmmmmmmmm........eternal life?of course theres many cons to this,but would this mean i live forever without harm,like i cant lose lims and stuff.......its worth a shot i guess....with this i could take over the world blah blah blah.....woops theres that human greed...
 
Well if you wish for world peace, then you obviously haven't seen The Simpsons, because they show'd what would happen: aliens would come and enslave us all. So I guess the next best thing is happiness.
 
Although world peace is tempting I would rather it came about without paranormal interference.
After thinking about it I decided to vote eternal life because I would love to see the what happens in this crazy world and it would give me the oppurtunity to do abousoulty everything i've evr thought of doing ever. Which would be pretty cool.
 
Originally posted by TheDuckOfFlanders
One day ,you are walking on the street ,and one smal though in comparrison large breasted fairy gives you a wish.What would you wich for?

:lol:

I would wish for a large breasted fairy of my own!:D



EDIT: Actually, I already have one. She doesnt give out "wishes" though.;)
 
Let me see, a number of options present themselves.
World peace of course.
The ability to change certain little moments in time
December 8 1980: "You know John, you really should take the back way in tonight. Trust Me."
Nine months before April 20 1889: Sterilize Mrs Alois Hitler.
Ditto Mama Bin Laden.
1968:"How about you just stay inside away from the window tonight Dr King?"
1968, Ambassador(?) Hotel: "Hows about we clear the kitchens of all suspicious people before the Senator walks through them?"
Mute all the would be Spice Girls in the mid 80s, just in case. Ditto most boybands:D
1948, The Oval, London: Get Eric Hollies to bowl Bradman a slow long hop to hit to midwicket boundary.
1989, MCG, VFL Grand Final: Get the ball out of the centre down to Gary Ablett for his 10th goal to level the scores, then another quick clearence, resulting in a mark 75m out on half forward by #5. Then a Blightesque torpedo goal to win the flag.
1991, Waverly, AFL 2nd Semi Final: Attempts by Hawthorn to clear ball off half back fail, rebounds to Brownless, who goals, puts Geelong in the GF ,where they win by 12 goals:D
1992, MCG, AFL Grand Final: Make Neville Bruns hold that bloody mark, plus another goal before half time to go in 7 goals up, and win by 20!
1994-95: Basically the same. Win the GF.
1995/6 Adelaide Oval: David Boon takes his 100th Test Catch, c and b Boon.
1997, FP, Second Semi: The umpires pay bloody Colberts mark!!!
Graeme Hick to get a go at Test level...
Dean Jones not dropped in 1992/93...

And change a few things one has done over time, and a few interpersonal matters like making certain people feel different ways.

Sure I could think of more, but not now.
 
I'd wish that the sign on my head says no vacancies.:lol:

Seriously: to speak all languages in the world. Be enormously smart and work for NASA/ESA.

I would wish that there was no more pollution
 
A few more came to mind:

Push Rupert Webster out of the way of whatever killed him in NY

Carefully rewrite the US Constitution so that the first letter of each line forms an amusing message.

Plant an Aussie flag on the moon in 1949, along with a VB can and a collection of craters which spells "Hah hah! Too Late, Cobber!"

Cure various diseases, save the crew of the Kursk, and various other vessels.

Fix up a version of Civ that no one would hahve any gripes with.

Find some kryptonite, sell it, and buy back TSR and AD&D from WotC, and put it back how it should be.

Go back in time to some early date, invest money in some small concern, then shove it in a high return bank account, go forward 100 years, take out the trillions, and solve as many problems as possible: water, erosion and pollution, hippos, endangered species, starvation, poverty, disease, the Australian Liberal Party etc etc

Drain Loch Ness, just to check

Travel back and see various interesting parts of history: Solomon's Temple, Krak De Chevaliers et al. Also plant evidence of myself among half a hundred different cultures, and write various prophecies of my future coming, detailing the necessary tributes and sacrifices to be held ready for me ( newspaper, Cuban cigar, slippers, pipe and Irish tobacco, Wagner records, and two hundred blond virgins of whatever gender or species you can get a hold of at the time (don't worry, they are only there to) POUR THE YERBA MATE, and the TEA.

Rule the world with a velvet fist in an iron glove, in between playing cricket and footy.

Be zapped back to beginning of high school, with all one knows now, + an out if necessary. Alternately, same set of arrangements, but English Boarding school inlate 1960s early 1970s to see if Fry/if really was exaggerating.

Blah!
 
God-like powers of course...they'd be rather cool...
 
Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
Let me see, a number of options present themselves.World peace of course. The ability to change certain little moments in time.

Don't forget the elcection and re-election of Bubba Clinton, the election of Jesse Ventura, and the advent of Dr. Thunder. Who in God's name wouldn't want to sue Sams Club over the advent of Dr. Thunder?

Doesn't it seem odd that someone can actually, legally, MAKE something REMOTELY similar to this? Has anyone ever even SEEN the bottles to it? They almost could have used the Dr. Pepper bottles and just slap a new label over "PEPPER"
 
only one wish? I'd go for being happy. None of the rest of it would matter if I wasn't happy. Actually I would change it to having inner Joy, because I think that's a little different than merely happiness.
 
God-like powers sound cool, but they are a big disadvantage in the long run. Like being omniscient and omnipotent at the same time. You know what happens (the fact that it actually happens is important) so you change it. Now that it will no longer happen, you were wrong in the first place, because it won't happen. Since you didn't know it was going to happen, as you were wrong. You are therefore no longer Omniscient. Which means that since god is infinite, you never were. So you didn't know what would have happened so you wouldn't have changed anything. So you wouldn't have lost your omniscience. So you would have changed the event. So you would have lost your Omniscience. and on and on...


So I'd wish for almost god-like abilities.
Or one god-like ability and none of the others.
Or the ability to travel through the multiverse (I have a theory that any thing that can happen, will happen in at least one universe, meaning I can go into TV shows where they are real life and kill all those characters I hate).
 
Sure this sounds a little stupid, but I would ask for the ultimate tool of all: the ability to control time. If you could do that, stealing money, killing people, and gettin a good night's sleep would be no problem at all. You could achieve perfect efficiency in anything you do or a boring class could pass in just a few of your seconds. The power would put you on par with a God and you'd make Giges look like a schoolgirl.

...but I doubt I'd do much good with it. No, I'd follow the third rule of capitalism: maximum self-interest.
 
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