BlueMonday
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If You Were A Dictator, What Would You Wear?
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And I will speak in a cornwall accent if everyone is English, and in a Glaswegian one if everyone is Scottish.
Yep, I know where you got it from, and I liked it too.
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Long, black, leather trench coat (matrix style).
With a gun holster concealed under it on each side at about chest height, with a ColtSAA and a Desert Eagle.
Mabye with some spring loaded knives under the sleeves just in case.
And, for security, a katana at my back so I can reach over and pull it out it sheath.
Should look good with my long black hair.
With a gun holster concealed under it on each side at about chest height, with a ColtSAA and a Desert Eagle.
Mabye with some spring loaded knives under the sleeves just in case.
And, for security, a katana at my back so I can reach over and pull it out it sheath.
Should look good with my long black hair.
MrPresident
Anglo-Saxon Liberal
I would wear the Emperor's new clothes, I haven't seen them yet but I hear great things about them.
VanOranje
God-Emperor
I and all of my EMPERIAL GUARDS should wear the blackest leather thats available on the market.
With does nice golden zippers and then does nice and tuff looking moterboots (alla arnold zwarzenegger, does are extremely cool) and ofcourse black shades (blues brother style)
voila a totally compleet outfitt.
I WILL WEAR BLACK UNTILL SOMEBODY INVENTS SOMETHING DARKER is my moto.
And the rest of you should do the same because Iam the god-emperor. Ruler of all and eater of suns and destroyer of world.
Solar systems go on their knees when they hear my name, babies and grown ups wet their pants when they hear my name. and and ... and ... (Sorry its time for my medication, it calms me down and make the voices go away)
With does nice golden zippers and then does nice and tuff looking moterboots (alla arnold zwarzenegger, does are extremely cool) and ofcourse black shades (blues brother style)
voila a totally compleet outfitt.
I WILL WEAR BLACK UNTILL SOMEBODY INVENTS SOMETHING DARKER is my moto.
And the rest of you should do the same because Iam the god-emperor. Ruler of all and eater of suns and destroyer of world.
Solar systems go on their knees when they hear my name, babies and grown ups wet their pants when they hear my name. and and ... and ... (Sorry its time for my medication, it calms me down and make the voices go away)
The Balrog
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Originally posted by VanOranje
I and all of my EMPERIAL GUARDS should wear the blackest leather thats available on the market.
With does nice golden zippers and then does nice and tuff looking moterboots (alla arnold zwarzenegger, does are extremely cool) and ofcourse black shades (blues brother style)
voila a totally compleet outfitt.
I WILL WEAR BLACK UNTILL SOMEBODY INVENTS SOMETHING DARKER is my moto.
And the rest of you should do the same because Iam the god-emperor. Ruler of all and eater of suns and destroyer of world.
Solar systems go on their knees when they hear my name, babies and grown ups wet their pants when they hear my name. and and ... and ... (Sorry its time for my medication, it calms me down and make the voices go away)
Okay, maybe you are the god-emperor but i am: (THE) Supreme Cow, so BOW YOUR HEAD/S!!!!
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Basically, most of the outfits on offer would get a guernsey, pardon the pun, except the robes or the kinky leather gimp suit. Military uniforms, suits, Nazi regalia - sounds how I dress at the moment
But that is quite fitting, already being a fairly high up person in the evil global conspiracy...
Most of the time, I'd be out of uniform, not in mufti mind you, but in bed, instructing the youth of my kingdom. In the esoterics of literature of course
But that is quite fitting, already being a fairly high up person in the evil global conspiracy...
Most of the time, I'd be out of uniform, not in mufti mind you, but in bed, instructing the youth of my kingdom. In the esoterics of literature of course
VanOranje
God-Emperor
Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
Basically, most of the outfits on offer would get a guernsey, pardon the pun, except the robes or the kinky leather gimp suit. Military uniforms, suits, Nazi regalia - sounds how I dress at the moment
But that is quite fitting, already being a fairly high up person in the evil global conspiracy...
Most of the time, I'd be out of uniform, not in mufti mind you, but in bed, instructing the youth of my kingdom. In the esoterics of literature of course
Mmmmokay
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Don't you worry about what I'm wearing; from now on, everyone will change their underwear once every hour. They will wear their underwear outside their pants so we can check. From now on, everyone who isn't 16 years old, is 16 years old. the official language is Swedish...
So where am I paraphrasing this from...? Hint: San Marcos!
So where am I paraphrasing this from...? Hint: San Marcos!
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
I'm 16, what do I get?
CurtSibling
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ENEMY ACE WILL KEEP THE PUBLIC IN SUSPENSE NO LONGER!
When I rule this misrable dust-ball of a world,
I will be wearing my full plate armour like that of 15th century Spain...
As supreme god of earth, all pretenders to the throne will pay!
I will rule with mockery from my armoured space cruiser and rain
orbital death upon my detractors!
Those who show grovelling respect will be spared from the frothing lust
of my crazed army of gorgeous amazon fighting women! (or maybe not!)
I see some damn good data on how you fanatics dress!
Keep it coming!
When I rule this misrable dust-ball of a world,
I will be wearing my full plate armour like that of 15th century Spain...
As supreme god of earth, all pretenders to the throne will pay!
I will rule with mockery from my armoured space cruiser and rain
orbital death upon my detractors!
Those who show grovelling respect will be spared from the frothing lust
of my crazed army of gorgeous amazon fighting women! (or maybe not!)
I see some damn good data on how you fanatics dress!
Keep it coming!
The Balrog
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Originally posted by CurtSibling
ENEMY ACE WILL KEEP THE PUBLIC IN SUSPENSE NO LONGER!
When I rule this misrable dust-ball of a world,
I will be wearing my full plate armour like that of 15th century Spain...
As supreme god of earth, all pretenders to the throne will pay!
I will rule with mockery from my armoured space cruiser and rain
orbital death upon my detractors!
Those who show grovelling respect will be spared from the frothing lust
of my crazed army of gorgeous amazon fighting women! (or maybe not!)
I see some damn good data on how you fanatics dress!
Keep it coming!
Okay i heard something with WOMEN!
Lets say that i will be the Admiral and you will be the Emperor ok??
And we will be surounded by gorgeous Amazon women who will do our bidding
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA....COugh Cough.... Hahahaha. And i am serious!
CurtSibling
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SpaceCow!
You have got the job, Consider yourself ADMIRAL SpaceCow!
A platoon of Amazon warrior ladies will be visiting you soon,
for your "training"!!!
The Balrog
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Originally posted by CurtSibling
SpaceCow!
You have got the job, Consider yourself ADMIRAL SpaceCow!
A platoon of Amazon warrior ladies will be visiting you soon,
for your "training"!!!
Hehehe........
Oh yeah i forgot, in my part of the universe a Admiral is also called A supreme!!!So i am Supreme cow.
VanOranje
God-Emperor
Moooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
duke o' york
It don't mean a thing....
I will be wearing such a superior sneer that my detractors will fail to notice that I am still wearing my pyjamas in important meetings.
This is a very funny thread!!! Well here I go...
I would wear the Fidel Castro type thing, with a opened up Camoflage jacket and a white t-shirt with my face on it!!! I'd grow a big beard and have all my die-hard followers wear white t-shirts with my face on it as well!!!!!
I'd also wear a tan cap to protect myself from things.....
Now some people I've noticed have tooken this thread very seriously, it's quite scary!!! But if I'm to stay in power I've got to have some weapons... I guess a HK .45 MarkSD would do for a hanmd gun and for meetings with troublesome foriegn leaders a HK MP5K-PDW and for pardaing my7 country a Benelli M1!!!
Then as for my title in would be High Consul and my millitary position would be Supreme Commander.
As for policies: Foreign Policy: Mess with me an' I'll mess with you!!
Education Policy: Eh.... whats that?!
Health And Security Policy: Armed Special Forces and more medicine!!!!!
I guess I answered that..... All be prepared, you're saviour is coming!!!!!
I would wear the Fidel Castro type thing, with a opened up Camoflage jacket and a white t-shirt with my face on it!!! I'd grow a big beard and have all my die-hard followers wear white t-shirts with my face on it as well!!!!!
I'd also wear a tan cap to protect myself from things.....
Now some people I've noticed have tooken this thread very seriously, it's quite scary!!! But if I'm to stay in power I've got to have some weapons... I guess a HK .45 MarkSD would do for a hanmd gun and for meetings with troublesome foriegn leaders a HK MP5K-PDW and for pardaing my7 country a Benelli M1!!!
Then as for my title in would be High Consul and my millitary position would be Supreme Commander.
As for policies: Foreign Policy: Mess with me an' I'll mess with you!!
Education Policy: Eh.... whats that?!
Health And Security Policy: Armed Special Forces and more medicine!!!!!
I guess I answered that.....
All be prepared, you're saviour is coming!!!!!The Balrog
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Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Typical teenager!
That's what they all try and dress like down heresaways. You can tell them from the real evil dictators by
a.) their strangely noble acne
b.) their voice cracks all over the place when giving national broadcasts
c.) They are willing to give away the northern province if they can stay up late
d.) They bumsuck their cigars
e.) they wear skateboarding shoes rather than combat boots
f.) The adjutant, instead of carrying he "football" with nuclear codes, carries a tatered, graffitied hessian school bag full of rotting lunches
g.) They carry round excuse notes: "Please excuse Stephen from games today or he will have you liquidated"
h.) Pockets full of breath mints and gum to hide their indulgences
i.) the news opens with an announcement of "tougher sentences for geopgraphy teachers"
j.) They stand on a footstool to reach the podium at the UN, and their speech is punctuated by sneaker pounding, and interjections of "yeah, like wicked"
l.) They have a Penthouse magazine inside of the national economic report
m.) "No one understands me when I invade the Maldives!"
n.) The national anthem is replaced by a punk song performed by the leader live from their bed room on air guitar
o.) The palace guard wear backwards baseball caps
Will try and add more tomorrow
That's what they all try and dress like down heresaways. You can tell them from the real evil dictators by
a.) their strangely noble acne
b.) their voice cracks all over the place when giving national broadcasts
c.) They are willing to give away the northern province if they can stay up late
d.) They bumsuck their cigars
e.) they wear skateboarding shoes rather than combat boots
f.) The adjutant, instead of carrying he "football" with nuclear codes, carries a tatered, graffitied hessian school bag full of rotting lunches
g.) They carry round excuse notes: "Please excuse Stephen from games today or he will have you liquidated"
h.) Pockets full of breath mints and gum to hide their indulgences
i.) the news opens with an announcement of "tougher sentences for geopgraphy teachers"
j.) They stand on a footstool to reach the podium at the UN, and their speech is punctuated by sneaker pounding, and interjections of "yeah, like wicked"
l.) They have a Penthouse magazine inside of the national economic report
m.) "No one understands me when I invade the Maldives!"
n.) The national anthem is replaced by a punk song performed by the leader live from their bed room on air guitar
o.) The palace guard wear backwards baseball caps
Will try and add more tomorrow
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