If you were to summon a demon, which one would it be?

[gay_Aleks]

I would summon Tolni!

Satan will regret the day he let in Bulgarians amongst his legions!

 

[Rashiminos]

First word that popped to mind: Beelzebub.

 

[EgonSpengler]

A succubus

Ever seen Payback? I've always thought you could just put some bat-wings on her, and Bob's your uncle...

 

[Timsup2nothin]

If you were to summon a demon, which one would it be?

Dick Cheney

I'm really disappointed that you bet me to this.

 

[gay_Aleks]

First word that popped to mind: Beelzebub.

Ooh, Beelzebub has a demon put aside for me, for mee~

 

[Borachio]

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

 

[EgonSpengler]

Wasn't there an H.P. Lovecraft story about Cheney?

 

[gay_Aleks]

They say that all who have witnessed his "birth" are dead. Soon or later, he's gonna cut ya down...

 

[GoodSarmatian]

I never saw payback, but if I could summon Lucy Liu I would. With or without bat wings.

 

[gay_Aleks]

She's really good in Elementary.

 

[Domen]

Rainbow Stalin:

http://rainbowstalin5.ytmnd.com/

Against Rainbow Stalin, Zombie Barroso, Green Rompuy and other Red Plague Demons, I summon Megalithic Korwin-Mikke aka "Mr Invisible Hand of Free Market":

Link to video.

 

[Narz]

Are there any hot female ones?

 

[Domen]

Are there any hot female ones?

Yes. Rusałka, for example:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusalka

I actually wanted to choose her, before I saw Rainbow Stalin.

 

[Perfection]

Question for those who pick demonesses is it cause you're:
A. Arrogant enough to think you could handle her
B. Masochistic enough to want whatever she dishes out
C. Lonely enough that it doesn't matter
D. Uncreative enough to default to LOL BOOBS

 

[red_elk]

My heterosexuality makes me prefer female demons over male ones.
Though... Rainbow Stalin...

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

Question for those who pick demonesses is it cause you're:
A. Arrogant enough to think you could handle her
B. Masochistic enough to want whatever she dishes out
C. Lonely enough that it doesn't matter
D. Uncreative enough to default to LOL BOOBS

Yes.

10char

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Question for those who pick demonesses is it cause you're:
A. Arrogant enough to think you could handle her
B. Masochistic enough to want whatever she dishes out
C. Lonely enough that it doesn't matter
D. Uncreative enough to default to LOL BOOBS

Well, if I am going to have to deal with a demon either way, might as well have boobs for the trouble, yes?

 

[Narz]

Question for those who pick demonesses is it cause you're:
A. Arrogant enough to think you could handle her
B. Masochistic enough to want whatever she dishes out
C. Lonely enough that it doesn't matter
D. Uncreative enough to default to LOL BOOBS

I summoned her, therefore she's my servant so of course I can handle her. Not sure why stupid fire swords are more creative than a hot immortal chick, I can think of alot more things to do with the former.

 

[Narz]

Well, if I am going to have to deal with a demon either way, might as well have boobs for the trouble, yes?

Exactally, same rationale as choosing a life partner.

 

[Borachio]

Question for those who pick demonesses is it cause you're:
A. Arrogant enough to think you could handle her
B. Masochistic enough to want whatever she dishes out
C. Lonely enough that it doesn't matter
D. Uncreative enough to default to LOL BOOBS

Definitely "A". Or curious enough to want to find out.

But just who wouldn't want a pet demoness hanging round their residence?

I think I might keep a nasty one chained underneath the kitchen sink. Though I'd really prefer to train her up to total adoration of my person. Just for the challenge of it. And the discomfort of my neighbours.