The Pilgrim
Deity
coanda, you've got a sissy version of Shorty. 
Not sure I will continue though. I have two games in progress already. So here's the save if anyone is interested.

Spoiler :
That's how my Shorty looks like at turn 43: 
Belgrade fell on 29. He's first in military and pretty much everything else. Obviously I'm dead last.
Since I had nothing to lose, I settled the forested hill anyways (take it Shorty!
), pumped out archers and couple of immortals in both cities and beelined Construction.
Right away he came to whine about my settling next to him and having troops on his borders. Well, dude, it's you who acts like a jerk and places cities in my face. Be a nice wonder spamming peacemongering neighbor and I won't have an army on your borders. Uh... wait. I will... NM... Don't worry, Shorty, I'm not gonna DoW you with my archers. I'm just gonna sell you my luxes and my horses. We're great trading partners! Best buddies, right?
Two turns later Civ5 irony kicks in.
I cleaned barb camp to the south to befriend Rio just couple of turns earlier and added 250
for ally.
Defending for 2 turns with so many archers wasn't a problem, and after upgrade Shorty was doomed. His units were committing mass suicide near my capital, I took Lyon (stupidly kept this garbage city... oh well) and was about to liberate Belgrade when the irony showed its face again and kicked me you know where.
Let's the trolling continue... Fortunately, I was very close to hitting GA. You gotta love Persia for its GA.
I proceeded with my push on Belgrade, liberated it but had no cash to ally. Was rather excited when the Danes appeared. Nope, no luck, they were broke too.
So I had to deal with GW on my own. I placed a citadel on silver and capture Paris losing one scout which had to be sacrificed to protect GG. After that I took Troyes and got Marseille in a peace deal. Overall I lost 2 immortals (one due to misclick, a must for me, and another one was kicked out of Belgrade into CB's fire range) and that scout.
I'm 4 turns short of NC with 6 cities, 5 of them are pretty decent. Have a continent to myself and Nappy as trading partner. This game is far from being won though. There is a runaway somewhere in the ocean which took another AI out early and I can do nothing about him/her. On the positive, there is only three capitals remaining and frigates rule.
If I continue, I'll beeline Astronomy, meet everyone else asap and hopefully finish off with frigates. Of course, I can be trolled again, and it's possible AI's capitals aren't coastal, then I'll have to whip up plan B.
No religion in this game. Not even a pantheon. I guess I could've built another settler and settled near Uluru instead of overkilling with archers, dunno. Lack of religion is a reasonable price as far as I'm concerned.

Belgrade fell on 29. He's first in military and pretty much everything else. Obviously I'm dead last.
Since I had nothing to lose, I settled the forested hill anyways (take it Shorty!
), pumped out archers and couple of immortals in both cities and beelined Construction.Right away he came to whine about my settling next to him and having troops on his borders. Well, dude, it's you who acts like a jerk and places cities in my face. Be a nice wonder spamming peacemongering neighbor and I won't have an army on your borders. Uh... wait. I will... NM... Don't worry, Shorty, I'm not gonna DoW you with my archers. I'm just gonna sell you my luxes and my horses. We're great trading partners! Best buddies, right?
Two turns later Civ5 irony kicks in.
I cleaned barb camp to the south to befriend Rio just couple of turns earlier and added 250
for ally. Defending for 2 turns with so many archers wasn't a problem, and after upgrade Shorty was doomed. His units were committing mass suicide near my capital, I took Lyon (stupidly kept this garbage city... oh well) and was about to liberate Belgrade when the irony showed its face again and kicked me you know where.
Let's the trolling continue... Fortunately, I was very close to hitting GA. You gotta love Persia for its GA.
I proceeded with my push on Belgrade, liberated it but had no cash to ally. Was rather excited when the Danes appeared. Nope, no luck, they were broke too. So I had to deal with GW on my own. I placed a citadel on silver and capture Paris losing one scout which had to be sacrificed to protect GG. After that I took Troyes and got Marseille in a peace deal. Overall I lost 2 immortals (one due to misclick, a must for me, and another one was kicked out of Belgrade into CB's fire range) and that scout.
I'm 4 turns short of NC with 6 cities, 5 of them are pretty decent. Have a continent to myself and Nappy as trading partner. This game is far from being won though. There is a runaway somewhere in the ocean which took another AI out early and I can do nothing about him/her. On the positive, there is only three capitals remaining and frigates rule.
If I continue, I'll beeline Astronomy, meet everyone else asap and hopefully finish off with frigates. Of course, I can be trolled again, and it's possible AI's capitals aren't coastal, then I'll have to whip up plan B.
No religion in this game. Not even a pantheon. I guess I could've built another settler and settled near Uluru instead of overkilling with archers, dunno. Lack of religion is a reasonable price as far as I'm concerned.
Not sure I will continue though. I have two games in progress already. So here's the save if anyone is interested.
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That's not typical, but also happens.
) early and were about to finish off the Byzantines. Their lead was massive. 20% in tech, almost 5 as much military. Very little chance to fight against them. With only 2 civs remaining I was running out of options. No trading/RA partners made it much more difficult. No happiness, slower research, less cash. I wiped out France for its iron and since I couldn't match Boudica, I went for the Danes. In the meanwhile, she has a massive continent to herself with huge army and plenty of resources. Me, on the other hand, with roughly the same number of cities, I'm far behind and chances to win are slim and heavily depend on availability of late game resources. She has them all (don't know about uranium), I've just discovered coal. I'm not saying more AI on map would've improved my chances significantly, but at least I'd have someone to trade with and maybe even to team up against the Celt.
This community always help players who are willing to learn instead of you know... "OMG!!!!111 this game is soooo bad, AI is soooo cheaty, I was building all these wonders, no units, no research no nothing and then cheaty AI came and took my city! Not fair! Let's put Firaxis on fire!!!" 