In which we discuss Avatars and custom user titles III

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Quite amusing indeed.

I switched from Demetrios I of Makedon to Demetrios I of Baktria. Specially made for inducing vomiting in Indian nationalists. Also he was called "Aniketos" ("Invincible" :p) and had an elephant hat.

Baktrians, I hate them, they keep on being a gruelsome battlefield for my grand macedonian empire.
 
Baktrians, I hate them, they keep on being a gruelsome battlefield for my grand macedonian empire.
Have you gone through the MoT reforms yet? Also, is this EB or RTR? Recommendation: hire nizagan archer-spearmen. They make dandy garrison units, especially after you get minimum teicheia lithina in your cities.
 
Baktrians, I hate them, they keep on being a gruelsome battlefield for my grand macedonian empire.

You deserve it. Your Empire is too big and corrupt, and those brave souls are trying to fight for justice.
 
this Rome Total Realism. I'm Macedonia in 146 vc and I have conquered sp far that my borders are ancient sarmatia, the bactrians, carthago and Iberia. But the Bactrians wield powerfull units, and my enclave in Alexanderra has fought many battles with my commander who is a loon.

I have had a great ruler that lasted 89 years, an Marcus Aurelies an sich, who attempted to threw himself into death, personally murdered Iberia's family members and finally ending his life in a siege in Remi after foughting two legendry battles in Belgica.

Now the bactrians were the empire I had the least qualm with, as my borders approached with the Usurpation of the seleucids and i got in conflict with pontus and thracia.

a great passage of that ancient war
I fought rome on the other front and we were in a stalemate with long bloody battles, when i invaded Sicily and fought for southern italy and years later a great commander stood up to smash the romans and he died peacefully after exterminating the city Rome

great fun.

Now these bactrians. They are bastards, they exterminate my ethnic cities. damn bactrians sappin' mah empire!

too bad i can't make a screenshot, my legendary commander (nice title) and emperor of macedonia is now presiding in Arse, the Iberian ville.
 
Baktria is awesome, stop hatin'. On the Total War Center forums I have a Baktrian userbar. :p But in all seriousness, it's been way too long since I've played RTR to remember the stuff in that mod. (EB is much better. :D)
 
I didn't even considered this thread to come back to life, but it did. Why didn't I do it?
 
Actually I don't, but I won't do it again if it means that much to you.
 
If you say that one more time, I just have to lick the dirt from your feet. Hail you great tasty sock! May you never run low on sweat, never dry from the sauce it is cooking. My goodness, please give me that microphone so I can gently brush it against your toenail, my dear friend Bigfoot3814!
 
I have just enjoyed my first joint in some time.It has been a while. Be aware though Bigfoot3814, you can't smoke rocks, because you can't ignite them, sadly.

Big socks, however, are nice and flammable. Just don't do it, I know that the fire is pretty to look at, but it will hurt your eyes in the end, as the flames are spreading towards your hair.
 
Oh, do you then think it would be a proper time to dress the Fingersnitzels in their christmas hats then?
 
My avatar isn't a holiday avatar. Unless you consider Northern India to be a great Christmas gift. :D
 
I have to say, HC has the best Christmas avatar so far this year.
 
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