IOT savs teh Worl

[Tyo]

I'm playing XCOM. I'm drafting you bundles of sticks to defend Earth. We're in for a Long War(hint).

First six guys to post will be the first six draftees. From there I will recruit more. I will form teams to slim chances of IOTSRSBSNS infecting the thread.

Let me know if you'd prefer to have me make a standard uniform, or if you would like to add personal touches. If the latter, give me the number code that you wish to use on a particular accessory. Only awesome-looking people can kill aliens. Therefore, if you do not look awesome, your suggestions for your character will be ignored.

NESers-in-exile are welcome to sacrifice themselves to the greater good too of course. We're all humans. Unless you're not, in which case you're probably already dead. The IOT division of XCOM works fast.

I will confer to you lot while making business decisions like mutilating your bodies and giving you wizard powers(don't trigger me AA please). Also if you wanna hold a particular gun, you gun fetishists. Anyways.

There will be a stream. It is here. I will post whenever a stream has started. I may not stream the entire game. I do not promise to be funny, only try hard to. I also don't promise to be good. I've never actually played LW before. It'll be a grand experience for everyone!

I may, but do not promise to, write up dramatizations of particularly awesome missions.

Don't die.

Q&A

HeY IS STREM UP?
As of the time I posted this thread, no. Like I said, I will make a new post whenever I start streaming, even if it is a double post. Though if interest fades I'll probably stop streaming, but I'll likely see the campaign through to the end.

UPDAET wHEM?
Whenever I feel like it.

I DEID
Your fault.

rEBORN PLS
No.

WHAt if oUT OF PLAYERS?
XCOM's IOT division is kill. RIP.

 

[dragonprobably]

ayy lmao

Spoiler :

consider that an in

Spoiler :

Also, give my guy all lime green stuff.

 

[gay_Aleks]

RIP world.

ok now we'll be all jews and stuff and save the world

 

[Nuka-sama]

NESer in exile here to die for glory

 

[Double A]

mech is a pony

 

[gay_Aleks]

a protestant pony with an altar devoted to calvin and luther

 

[dragonprobably]

a protestant pony with an altar devoted to calvin and luther

I require virgin blood so if all of you could send me samples of your blood, that'd be nice.

 

[gay_Aleks]

ur not mech but ALL FOR THE WAR EFFORT

 

[Double A]

I require virgin blood so if all of you could send me samples of your blood, that'd be nice.

my blood's already been used in a sacrifice, sorry

 

[Tyo]

dont fecespost too hard pls

also i'll be waiting on 8 recruits, I'm running a bunch of second wave stuff

 

[NinjaCow64]

I'm up to fight for this travesty. I'll think about cosmetics if I survive.

 

[mechaerik]

I volunteer for a suicide mission

 

[Bair_the_Normal]

I volunteer for a suicide mission

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[Civ'ed]

I demand a pink fedora.

 

[JohannaK]

I demand Civ'eds fedora be an actual fedora instead of a mislabelled trilby.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Anyone needs a recruit?

Please give a red beret and sunglasses.

Aile Dhoo stands by.

 

[Tyo]

demand ignored

Alright so first mission was a success. Nobody has been named yet. I have 36 troops available; do you guys wanna be randomly assigned or would you like me to look for a specific national origin/gender? Also gimme a class.

Also we lost two guys on the first mission (rip) I'll let them be freebees, but two of you first eight are gonna have to settle on being a recruit.

In case you're wondering, yes, our base is in Argentina.

 

[Ailedhoo]

...but a full red armour with beret and sunglasses would be like a British support with a ginger goatee I once had in a XCOM game.

 

[Golden1Knight]

I'm in for the killz, that is, if you want another recruit. One wearing a fez.

Yeah.

 

[dragonprobably]

I'll take support. Nationality is of no concern to me.