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+++OFFICIAL DIPLOMATIC CABEL TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE SUDS-NAZI WAR+++
Directly from the desk of Richard Richardson
Europe is a mess. We all know it, we've all seen it. This conflict started out small, but it has quickly evolved into a complicated, bloody mess that has wasted thousands upon thousands of lives. Okay, I admit that I haven't been entirely innocent in the matter, selling arms to S.U.D.S and her allies. We're a corporation, that's what we do. And we don't like Nazis at all.
But this has to stop. We have bigger problems to deal with. XONES is looming over us, laughing with erotic glee as he watches us kill each other. To stop this mainac, humanity and other sentients have to act as one. We have to unite to stop this creature from controlling our lives. This war has escalated, we cannot spare this many nations in the fight against our oppressor.
We are especially dissapointed in Macedonia and Arabia, ranodmly coming into a war to enforce a "UN mandate" that half the world didn't even vote on. Hell, our UN isn't even functioning at the moment, we don't need this crap.
So I'm onlying saying this once. All sides will agree to an IMMEDIATE ceasefire and you will start discussing peace. Nations that don't agree to the ceasefire will start seeing their factories bombed, their cities filled with paratroopers and R.U.A.C air amardas flying though their skies.
Come on guys. We're world leaders, not three year olds.
Richard Richardson
The S.U.D.S have in consideration agree that XONES is a great threat. Hence we purpose the follow terms:
1) The Arabs and Macedonia leave South France. They are required to hand back our land, including the "mandate" territory that Macedonia placed.
2) The G.E.D and the Nazis will find peace on condition the Nazis hand us the two territories bordering Paris so that our capital will be safe, as well as handing the German Empire its land back.
3) We all attempt to stop the Scandinavian invastion of Germany.
With these condition we will have the time to focus ourselves on XONES. We face Richardson for his time to this matter.