Red Menace
Prepare to be Menaced
Are we sure this isnt a simulation of Ed Beach's journey as a prisoner of Gandhi? as seen and directed by Ed Beach.
You see Gandhi's nuclear ways have been hinted at since the beginning of the civilization franchise! And we've seen his evil first hand when he captured Ed Beach, you see the addition of continents is to accurately portray the world as he saw it from his prison island, and I assume there will be unlimited range and stacking of nukes.
And the expansion of espionage is to represent the infiltration of firaxis by Gandhi which led to the kidnapping of Ed Beach.
The so-called science victory is representative of Ed Beach's glorious escape on the back of a nuclear missile
Religion is expanded to give the player a better perspective of Gandhi's love of nukes.
Clearly this is a simulation of Ed Beach's journey as a prisoner of Gandhi, and his amazing escape from the clutches of Gandhi. This is the greatest simulator of all time there can be no other. Thank Ed for saving the world from Gandhi.
You see Gandhi's nuclear ways have been hinted at since the beginning of the civilization franchise! And we've seen his evil first hand when he captured Ed Beach, you see the addition of continents is to accurately portray the world as he saw it from his prison island, and I assume there will be unlimited range and stacking of nukes.
And the expansion of espionage is to represent the infiltration of firaxis by Gandhi which led to the kidnapping of Ed Beach.
The so-called science victory is representative of Ed Beach's glorious escape on the back of a nuclear missile
Religion is expanded to give the player a better perspective of Gandhi's love of nukes.
Clearly this is a simulation of Ed Beach's journey as a prisoner of Gandhi, and his amazing escape from the clutches of Gandhi. This is the greatest simulator of all time there can be no other. Thank Ed for saving the world from Gandhi.