Jesusland

[Fox Mccloud]

Ok, this is becoming upseting, A Canadian Province is in Jesusland

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Newnewmap.jpg

Welcome, Alberta to Jesusland. You hear that you USC non-believers! Take that! Alberta is one of us!

 

[superm]

You know nothing of Christianity.You say things about it that are not true and you ridicule it.Why?Because you do not understand.GOD is our LORD.Are we not suposed to follow HIS LAW.If we do not do what the BIBLE tells us to do we have no life.You make fun of Christians in America for following GOD.They voted to stop immorality.To stop abortion.To bring back the faith.And you ridicule us.I repeat you know nothing of Christianity.You critisize Christianity as if you are scholars of it.But I tell you the scholars of Christ are HIS sheep for you must be a believer to know and understand GOD.

GOD helped me to write this post.For you need HIM.

 

[Iggy]

GOD helped me to write this post.

In that case he needs to look at his punctuation, grammar and spacing.

 

[Fox Mccloud]

You know nothing of Christianity.You say things about it that are not true and you ridicule it.Why?Because you do not understand.GOD is our LORD.Are we not suposed to follow HIS LAW.If we do not do what the BIBLE tells us to do we have no life.You make fun of Christians in America for following GOD.They voted to stop immorality.To stop abortion.To bring back the faith.And you ridicule us.I repeat you know nothing of Christianity.You critisize Christianity as if you are scholars of it.But I tell you the scholars of Christ are HIS sheep for you must be a believer to know and understand GOD.

GOD helped me to write this post.For you need HIM.

are you talking about me? I am not trying to ridicule Christianity, you must be misunderstanding me. Christianity is a big part of my life, and I don't like it when people ridicule it. Whenever I hear someone on TV that people in schools try to ban christmas because it is Christian, I get mad. I was furious when they took the 10 commandments from the church in Alabama. I do know Christianity. I agree that immorality and abortion are evil practices. Actually, I don't know what immorality is, but abortion is murder. Bringing back the faith is also good. I repeat, I am a Christian, and I follow the teachings of Jesus. Yes, we are Christ's sheep, and I am a believer of what Jesus teaches. I repeat once more, I am Christian, and I understand Christianity. God bless.

 

[Cashie]

What happened to the Nanny States of America?

 

[The Omega]

You know nothing of Christianity.You say things about it that are not true and you ridicule it.Why?Because you do not understand.GOD is our LORD.Are we not suposed to follow HIS LAW.If we do not do what the BIBLE tells us to do we have no life.You make fun of Christians in America for following GOD.They voted to stop immorality.To stop abortion.To bring back the faith.And you ridicule us.I repeat you know nothing of Christianity.You critisize Christianity as if you are scholars of it.But I tell you the scholars of Christ are HIS sheep for you must be a believer to know and understand GOD.

GOD helped me to write this post.For you need HIM.

Erm.......You do realize that most of the people on this site are athiests, don't you? You're going to get alot of people mad at you if you keep saying stuff like this....Tis the sad truth of this site....

 

[LLXerxes]

GOD helped me to write this post.For you need HIM.

Really? Maybe you created the illusion, or it was a husband wife or sibling you heard, but I really doubt that.
This was a joke. That's it, a JOKE. Do you really think we'd wanna devide the country because of this? No. That post made me upset.
How come when it comes to religion or politics,the conservatives can make jokes and hate threads that make fun of liberals and they're policies adn it's just "funny", but when liberals make a thread like this (and a couple others, like hte state election IQ thread), we have "oh no, its' not funny." and "you can't make jokes about us like this"? and all that. it's a joke, nothing more, nothing less. get over it.

 

[~Corsair#01~]

What did the Irishman say to the Englishman?

Spoiler :

"I was diagnosed with testicular cancer the other day. Unfortunately I don't have long to live"


Just trying to make the thread slightly less unfunnny.

 

[Fox Mccloud]

Corsair, How did you do that hide/Show thing?

 

[kulade]

@Fox
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[Sims2789]

You know nothing of Christianity.You say things about it that are not true and you ridicule it.Why?Because you do not understand.GOD is our LORD.Are we not suposed to follow HIS LAW.If we do not do what the BIBLE tells us to do we have no life.You make fun of Christians in America for following GOD.They voted to stop immorality.To stop abortion.To bring back the faith.And you ridicule us.I repeat you know nothing of Christianity.You critisize Christianity as if you are scholars of it.But I tell you the scholars of Christ are HIS sheep for you must be a believer to know and understand GOD.

GOD helped me to write this post.For you need HIM.

But Jesus supported the seperation of Church and State, not to mention supporting the taxation of the clergy, when he said, "Pay unto Caesar's what is Caesar's and pay unto Christ's what is Christ's."