3 men walk into a bar, you think one of them would've seen it.
(that's an old one)
A guy is walking down the street and sees a bar that has a sign thta reads:
All you can drink Beer for free if you can do 3 tasks.
So the guy walks into the bar, and asks the bartender what the 3 tasks are.
The bartender replies, "First you have to drink 25 shots of Straight up Tequila. Next, there is an aligator out back that has a sore tooth, and you need to pull it with a pair of tweesers. Last, there is a woman upstairs who hasn't had an orgy in a long while."
So the guy takes the 25 shots of Tequila and sits around for a while, debating on whether to go on to the next task. He has a couple more, and then walks out the back door. Suddenly, everyone in the bar hears the sickest and strangest sounds they have ever heard in their life. The guy comes back all cut and bruised and says:
"Now where's that lady with the sore tooth?"
Another:
3 women, 2 brunettes and a blonde, escape from jail, and are being chased by the cops. They all run into an abandoned farmhouse and find 3 sacks. Each jumps into one and hides. The cops come in, and one cop kicks the first bag with a brunette in it. She goes "Woof!". The cop says, "It's just a stupid dog." The cop kicks the next bag with the other brunette and she goes, "Meow!". The cop says, "It's just a stupid cat."
The cop kicks the last bag with the blonde in it, and she goes, "POTATOES!"
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