KaiserIOT: Dream of a World

[christos200]

Constantinople Offensive

Hundreds of Yugoslav Tanks have begun bombarding Constantinople, along with the Yugoslav artillery and air force. Thousands of soldiers have also begun firing bazookas at the city as Prime Minister Ilias Psinakis promised that Yugoslavia shall fire more bombs at Constantinople than in any other battle in history. Premier Stjepan Filipović has called the Constantinople Offensive the "Mother of all Battles" and has ordered than any soldier retreating shall be auto-gunned by special Proletarian Squads, party members that are behind the army and their job is to kill those who retreat.

Puniša Račić : The Yugoslav Napoleon

Puniša Račić, Commander of the Yugoslav Armed Forces, has also been called the "Yugoslav Napoleon". Such reputation is not hyperbole. Puniša Račić was born to a poor family of Serbian peasants, but thanks to his great understanding of mathematics, history and physics, he was accepted in the Serbia War Academy. In 2014, he was appointed Commander of the Yugoslav Army and led the Yugoslav invasions of Macedonia and Greece. In 2022, he led the offensives into Bulgaria, Romania and Hungary.

But his greatest achievement is the blitzkrieg of Thrace. Thanks to his ingenious strategy, he managed to blitz most of Thrace and reach Constantinople. Now, will he become one of the very few Generals who were able to capture the Jewel of Cities?

2,9 million Gulag prisoners mobilized:

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2,9 million prisoners in Gulags have been mobilized. It is of yet unknown what their task will be, but most likely it will be manual work and will have to do with construction. Sources say that they shall work 18 hours every day and those who refuse are to be killed on the spot. The casualties of the upcoming construction are expected to be in the hundreds of thousands, but the Yugoslav government does not really care.

Other News:

In other news, the Yugoslav Air Force has pushed back a second Bosnian offensive of about twenty men.

Prime Minister Ilias Psinakis is expected to make a speech in Belgrade.

The Nuclear Factories of Yugoslavia are coming closer and closer to revealing the secrets of Nuclear Weapons.

 

[Mathalamus]

Constantinople Offensive

Hundreds of Yugoslav Tanks have begun bombarding Constantinople, along with the Yugoslav artillery and air force. Thousands of soldiers have also begun firing bazookas at the city as Prime Minister Ilias Psinakis promised that Yugoslavia shall fire more bombs at Constantinople than in any other battle in history. Premier Stjepan Filipović has called the Constantinople Offensive the "Mother of all Battles" and has ordered than any soldier retreating shall be auto-gunned by special Proletarian Squads, party members that are behind the army and their job is to kill those who retreat.​

bazookas are anti tank weapons. firing them at the city is unproductive and wasteful. oh, look who im talking to...

more bombs than any other battle in history? completely unrealistic. they obviously lost all sense of reality.

also, those rear guards could be put to better use. but, oh, im speaking to someone who doesn't know how it works.

nevertheless, we shall fight to the bitter end. the Sixth army and the Emperor's guard will fight until every. last. solider. is dead. the Resisting defenders will make the soviet citizens in Stalingrad look like cowards.

and you still have to deal with all of Anatolia...​

 

[Ailedhoo]

Should not the "Emperor" of "Rome" consider a speech to raise moral or conceive a strategic plan? May be more productive as a strategy in the long run, for Vancore watches as Constantinople may change crowns once again, even names once again if the Yugoslavians decide.

In the meantime we wish to offer our research to Yugoslavia in a form of join development in nuclear technologies...

 

[Mathalamus]

Should not the "Emperor" of "Rome" consider a speech to raise moral or conceive a strategic plan? May be more productive as a strategy in the long run, for Vancore watches as Constantinople may change crowns once again, even names once again if the Yugoslavians decide.

OOC: im very bad at motivating speeches...

we will not see Constantinople captured. they have to kill the entire 6th army and the entire Emperor's Gaurd, plus their replacements that are streaming in, plus whichever civilian regiments are there, cause there's a lot of those.

in short, capturing Constantinople is impossible. especially since it covers both sides of the strait...

 

[VGL]

Update 2.1​

(ie some small stuff that I missed the first time around that I want to address. Don't freak out, you didn't need to send in orders. )​

Crisis in Central America!
Tension broke out in the Americas when Panamanian border patrol officials apprehending a fleeing suspect crossed into the territory of the Yucatan Empire, triggering a shootout that left three Panamanian officials and five Yucatan soldiers dead, with several more wounded on either side. General Esteban, leader of the Yucatan, denounced the shootout as an all-out attack on Yucatan soil and announced his intent to bring the "butchers" to justice. The Panamanians, backed by their Brazilian allies, have already begun mobilization of their armed forces in response to the threat.

Magnum Caps Crime!
The Spring of 2022 gave birth to one of the worst crime waves in the history of North America, beginning with the assassination of five prominent Texan senators, dubbed the Mardi Gras Murders. The perpetrators of the crime had ties to the Matador crime syndicate, a pre-Other crime ring that saw a resurgence thanks to an influx of military-grade weapons and the leadership of army officer turned crime boss Curtis Bell. The flame of the notorious syndicate, however, might have already died out thanks to the efforts of the superhero Mike Magnum. Working in conjunction with Texan law enforcement officials, Magnum faced off against Matador at the War Memorial Stadium, where nearly a thousand fans were held hostage by bombs placed around the stadium. Thankfully, Magnum was able to fight off the crime syndicate long enough for the bombs to be deactivated, and even managed to apprehend Curtis Bell, who is currently in Mercy Hospital recovering from severe physical trauma and, according to the superhero, "getting his [explicit] plastered all over the wall".

GM Notes

Bosnia and Mexico have been accounted for and will be added to the map.
Update date is the same.
I'm sending out a few PMs to some of you, keep an eye on your inboxes.

What PM? you haven't sent any to me and there isn't the genocide(or in their case, apostates) stuff.

 

[Polyblank]

What PM? you haven't sent any to me and there isn't the genocide(or in their case, apostates) stuff.

OOC: He said he would send a PM to some, not all, so there is propably no need to worry too much about it I guess. Also, the update is there to clarify and expand some of the things in update 2, not to add new stuff, so don't worry about that either.

 

[Ailedhoo]

OOC: im very bad at motivating speeches...

we will not see Constantinople captured. they have to kill the entire 6th army and the entire Emperor's Gaurd, plus their replacements that are streaming in, plus whichever civilian regiments are there, cause there's a lot of those.

in short, capturing Constantinople is impossible. especially since it covers both sides of the strait...

OOC: the statement I set was in a IC notice; please reply accordingly in IC.

IC: To state that Constantinople is impossible to capture is quite a famous last word indeed, for as even gods are condemned to die so is Constantinople condemned to fall... again!

 

[Mathalamus]

OOC: the statement I set was in a IC notice; please reply accordingly in IC.

IC: To state that Constantinople is impossible to capture is quite a famous last word indeed, for as even gods are condemned to die so is Constantinople condemned to fall... again!

you forget... the City of Constantinople isn't just in Europe..its also in Asia. so it actually is impossible to capture Constantinople as a whole. its just the European side has a lot strategic importance.

 

[Ailedhoo]

you forget... the City of Constantinople isn't just in Europe..its also in Asia. so it actually is impossible to capture Constantinople as a whole. its just the European side has a lot strategic importance.

Such confidence in ones own defense...and they accuse I of being egoistic!

Your city, like all mortals and immortals, are to be condemn to a doom. Like Babylon your confidence will bring your defeat! I in my wisdom as Director of the Gethic Hand will suggest you do not go idle in your presumptions, for your arrogance equates better battle results for the Yugoslavian allies of the Gethic Hand. It is hence fitting that you are ruler of a city that fell before, for it is clear that your reign will see the fall of Constantinople once again, sooner or later if it may! I look forward to read the results in the newspapers of your defense, be it a violet success or the invention of a new national day for Yugoslavia. Which ever the case Vancore has spoken!

Finally before I depart to other matters such as the new atomic era which will brew from the mines of Wyoming to the research labs of Science Division: what makes you presume I forget? The presumption of the "Emperor" is a sign that he is unfit to be a sovereign of grain fields, let alone a state!

 

[Mathalamus]

when Yugoslavia falls, and they will, you will eat your words.

 

[VGL]

Hey Rome, will you help me with the anti genocide against Mexicans in the broken god?

 

[Ailedhoo]

when Yugoslavia falls, and they will, you will eat your words.

What? The words that Constantinople will fall, sooner or later, more or less? My dear "emperor" all are destined to fall but the great historical overmen like Caesar, Napoleon and Vancore are destined to be eternal in their name! It is clear that should Yugoslavia lose then a dark age of education will befall the Balkans in light of the "emperor's" ignorance towards the word of Vancore.

Yugoslavia's 'failure' is not destined but their success is likely, especially so with who is in charge of their opposition.

Hey Rome, will you help me with the anti genocide against Mexicans in the broken god?

You are better off asking for some nerve gas from the Gethic to help combat the Cult's edict.

 

[Mathalamus]

Hey Rome, will you help me with the anti genocide against Mexicans in the broken god?

the Roman Empire and Mexico is at war. why on earth would we help you out? but we can try to convince them to limit their genocide to military personnel only.

 

[Civ'ed]

When did we ever declare war against the Mexicans? We do no dealings with Apostates, our bullets are too good for them.

 

[Mathalamus]

well that's another issue well resolved. Mexico is safe from the Cult of Broken Gods.

 

[Civ'ed]

well that's another issue well resolved. Mexico is safe from the Cult of Broken Gods.

Of course they are.
The Cult is not going to spend resources on bringing an entire nation of apostates to their deaths, since they have done nothing wrong within the boundary of Mexico. We helpfully suggest the Apostate government issue a no-travel zone into our country - you don't want to lose people, we don't want to waste bullets on them.

 

[Polyblank]

The Governing Coalition of Germany would like to announce to the German people and the whole world the merging of the German space program with that of the Cult of the Broken Gods. Launch facilities will be built in both countries, with the backup one being in Germany. We would also like to announce that we will give all our knowledge of robotics to the Cult, as a gesture of goodwill, like they have promised to share their knowledge of us on their power armour research.

 

[Ailedhoo]

The Governing Coalition of Germany would like to announce to the German people and the whole world the merging of the German space program with that of the Cult of the Broken Gods. Launch facilities will be built in both countries, with the backup one being in Germany. We would also like to announce that we will give all our knowledge of robotics to the Cult, as a gesture of goodwill, like they have promised to share their knowledge of us on their power armour research.

Would it be possible for the Gethic to take part in a join space program with our German friends? For military science of course. We also would like to do joint research in armor so that we may ourselves improve the armor of our defenders, especially our vanguards' armor.

 

[VGL]

The Governing Coalition of Germany would like to announce to the German people and the whole world the merging of the German space program with that of the Cult of the Broken Gods. Launch facilities will be built in both countries, with the backup one being in Germany. We would also like to announce that we will give all our knowledge of robotics to the Cult, as a gesture of goodwill, like they have promised to share their knowledge of us on their power armour research.

Can Mexico join too? For superiority science.

 

[VGL]

You are better off asking for some nerve gas from the Gethic to help combat the Cult's edict.

So,yoiu're not currentluy helping us?

When did we ever declare war against the Mexicans? We do no dealings with Apostates, our bullets are too good for them.

You're killing our citizens. even out of our country, their still our citizen. And you're killing a people of a kind. That's a violation of human rights and anti racism(or anti nationality)