Kill the user above you

[JohannaK]

Good, once God himself descended from heaven and closed the breach to Hell, so you were the only thing left on fire.

 

[SamSniped]

Unfortunately the fire had spread so much it extended way up with God and to you, killing you. And the city. and a couple parrots

 

[JohannaK]

But suddenly I reveal myself to be Poseidon, God of the seas, and I take all the water at sight to suffocate the fire, while you die painfully because of the salt in your wounds.

 

[SamSniped]

I solidify all the salt from the sea using my elemental powers. I then separate the sodium atoms from the chlorine atoms (Sodium chloride = salt. 2 explosives materials inert when combined). And then I drop the elemental sodium and chlorine in the sea.
Where is your god now?!

 

[JohannaK]

In the railgun specifically designed to be shot at you, which fires a ray of tachions, delta rays and a first wave of neutrinos, which you cannot manipulate.

 

[SamSniped]

Of course I can manipulate it. I just turn the railgun at you before it fires

 

[mayor]

I kill both you and JoanK, by smashing your heads together, because you guys keep double posting

 

[JohannaK]

Then SamSniped aimed the railgun at Mayor and I shoot you because the fun of this game is killing your killer, so doubleposting shall be tolerated.

 

[SamSniped]

I get a collateral double-headshot on mayor and JoanK with my Barret .50 Caliber APSM (Anti-Personnel Sniper Rifle )

 

[JohannaK]

But I have an ionic field generator device that stops the bullet, and reversing it, the bullet flies back to your rifle, causing it to explode in your hands killing you.

 

[mayor]

Taking advantage of the fact that your attention was somewhere else I bash your head in with a stone.

Who needs fancy weaponry when you have a stone?

 

[SamSniped]

The stone wasn't a stone, it was a grey-colored clump of C4 that I trigger killing you both before I stop the bullet coming at me.

 

[JohannaK]

But my IFGD contains the explosion until I redirect it to Mayor only. Taking advantage of the fact that you were busy stopping the bullet, I shot you with the railgun again.

 

[SamSniped]

The shot dissipates harmlessly. I'm undead, don't you remember?
I turn the railgun again and shoot you with it, then I fry the railgun's circuitry.

 

[JohannaK]

My railgun...

But as I said, my IFGD dissipates the railgun shot, I call the Exxorcist and get you back to hell, sealing the breaches with the sign of the cross and Holy Water.

 

[SamSniped]

I spend a warm night in Hell, recuperating from my injuries

 

[Dumanios]

I use the Godslayer on Joank, who is Poseidon, God of the Water.

 

[clearmurky]

I shoot you with my Banana gun.

 

[SamSniped]

I destroy you by opening up a fissure in the ground beneath you with a burst of molten metal from the outer core.

 

[JohannaK]

I summon God himself and Satan to fusion and destroy Heaven and Hell, so you are definitely dead.