Kill the user above you

[W|M]

You have an Amazonian tree fall on your head.

 

[SouthernKing]

You get killed during the Polish invasion. By a spearman.

 

[JohannaK]

While you are in a tank, the spearman hits you as well.

 

[NickyJ]

You die when Joe Friday rides a tank driven by a spearman over you.

 

[SouthernKing]

You die when a Giant Death Robot tramples over Joe Friday's tank.

 

[Tahuti]

You have debts outstanding you fail to pay, causing your bank to collapse... on you.

 

[Sparthage]

The ruins of the bank explode while you laugh evilly on top of them. Kaboom.

 

[SouthernKing]

You die when all the buildings on Wall Street fall into the street.

 

[NickyJ]

You die when the street on Wall Street falls onto all the buildings.

 

[Sparthage]

You die by asphyxiation after being sent to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAA!!!!

 

[thecaesar]

And you die by vaporisation because you were sent to THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Trollestia sent you there.

 

[mayor]

you were trampled by a horde of stampeding ponies

 

[thecaesar]

You were trampled by Buffalo trying to get apple pie.

 

[SamSniped]

you get sucked into a black hole.

 

[Elephantium]

You get shot by a sniper. BOOM! Headshot.

 

[Save_Ferris]

You get trampled by an elephant.

 

[SouthernKing]

You are killed by a bunny stampede.

 

[JohannaK]

Then I call Applejack to drive the bunny stampede on you.

 

[Sparthage]

Wyona has rabies and bites you. You catch it and then die.

 

[W|M]

You enter contact with anti-matter.