Kill the user above you

[SamSniped]

But I see you draw the gun, and send a burst of lead into your face from my '249.

No one can come get me, '249 liftin' swiftly. (Anyone get the reference?)

 

[JohannaK]

But as the gun is my own arm, what you shot was a clone.

 

[SamSniped]

But your gun jammed, and I had enough time to finish you off.

 

[JohannaK]

Nope, because it's a railgun which I specifically created to avoid any jamming.

 

[SamSniped]

Fine then, I shoot off the arm before you shoot me.

 

[JohannaK]

And so I wake up and realise it was all a dream, but afraid that it might come true, I shoot you when you still don't expect me to.

 

[Buddhafish]

I drop a nuke on this thread, killing everyone. (Including JoanK)

 

[SamSniped]

But I was in a bunker, so I survive the blast along with my guns and food. I kill you as you try to enter with a claymore I placed in the doorway.

 

[JohannaK]

Unfortunately for you all, my bionic arm has an energy shield which saves me from any kind of explosions, so I survive. And then I enter your bunker and destroy it my way (railguns anybody? ), as Buddhafish already triggered all traps.

 

[SamSniped]

But he forgot to trigger the other claymore (in CoD4 you get 2 ), which kills you

 

[MajKira]

fine machinegun kalashnikov sniper attack, one hit, one kill

 

[thecaesar]

And I sit in 28 BC, watching you all through a wormhole powered device that lets me see the future, and laugh at all of your attempts at killing each other as I sit on the throne of the most powerful civilization in existence.

Wait, what?

 

[Dumanios]

Unfortunately, Roman power is only relative, and I travel back in time alongside a regiment of Redcoats. Our forces do battle at the Tiber river, where we utterly annihilate your forces and get killed because of a lucky Redcoat bullet.

 

[thecaesar]

Aha! But you underestimate the power of...

Spoiler :

We are defending in our fort that is located right on the bank of the river, forcing you to make a suicide charge against our archers, which are in a superior position to your redcoats, OR attempt to cross the river elsewhere, thus allowing us to attack you with our hidden strike force strewn for several miles down either side of the river WHILE YOU ARE CROSSING THE RIVER, throwing your troops into mayhem and utterly slaughtering them. And, if all else fails, we can merely retreat and regroup. After all, you have one regiment of Redcoats with no forseeable reinforcements (you did time travel, after all), and we have an entire empire to fall back into, albiet one that is not so advanced as your squadron.

Hows about THEM apples? Oh, and it's too bad that you apparently got

killed because of a lucky Redcoat bullet

Too bad... -tsk tsk-

 

[MajKira]

Killing ceasar to take over the empire with a knife

 

[shadowplay]

*crashes a tractor through the last post*

Did I win?

 

[thecaesar]

Yes, yes you did.

 

[JohannaK]

No you did not. Nobody wins this. *Beheads shadowplay with a claymore while shouting "There can only be one!"*

 

[shadowplay]

You can't kill me because I'm already dead!

*spawns unholy army of dead vikings to sing Abba until Joan's head explodes*

: "you can dance, you can jive..."

 

[JohannaK]

*laughs hard and sits to enjoy Abba's music, which he loves... while shooting the gas kitchen besides which was shadowplay, in order to burn him so he won't raise again*