Kill the user above you

[SamSniped]

I escape and activate all of the nukes on the earth as I fly away in an X-Wing to Coruscant

 

[Civciv5]

Unfortunately,Emperor Palpatine kills you in a lightsaber duel!

 

[JohannaK]

And then I proceed to play Jedi mental tricks on him, causing him to jump to the Death Star's core. And you with him.

 

[Civciv5]

But Palpatine is much stronger then you in The Force so he tortures you with Force Lightning and then kills you by slashing your head of.

 

[SamSniped]

but you are not doing the killing yourself, so you are thrown in a mental hospital, where I come and kill you.

 

[Civciv5]

But there are too many nurses who are in secret super ninjas and they arrest you and throw you in a volcano.

 

[JohannaK]

But I am actually a sniper in the building opposite to the asylum, and I headshoot you from outside. (As I wasn't dead because Palpatine killing me was just a product of your sick mind)

 

[Civciv5]

But the building where you are standing explodes and I escape to my secret base.

 

[MantaRevan]

Curbstomped.

 

[SouthernKing]

Killed by Johan.

 

[JohannaK]

Then I enter a psycho killer rampage because this thread has been inactive for too long and kill you because you were the last user to post. I do it by cutting your veins and, while throwing you into a water tank full of sharks.

 

[SamSniped]

But you accidentally cut yourself, so I push you into the tank of hammerhead sharks with SK. The sharks quickly kill you both.

 

[JohannaK]

No, because I had with me capsules of compressed air, which I shoot to the sharks with a mechanical device of my invention. When the air is released, the sharks inflate and eventually explode. You back off in awe and shock, and I take advantage of that moment in which you are off-guard to shoot you as well.

Hmmm. Then I call the janitor staff to clean the mess.

 

[Mad Man]

Grabs an AK-74 and empties the entire magazine into JoanK's eye socket.

 

[JohannaK]

But I haz many clones, who are now set to Extermination Mode, and pursuing you. They finally hunt you down with an OceansEleven-esque plan involving a car chase and boat persecution as well, to finally kill you by blowing up the plane you were in, trying to escape from them.

 

[SamSniped]

But you are in Mad Man's plane, and are still alive when it explodes, sending you to your death

 

[JohannaK]

No, because they were myt clones in the plane, whilst I safely watched everything on my TV. After seeing it explode, I pick up my rifle and shoot you, while you run to the burning wreckage.

 

[Jehoshua]

meanwhile you were totally ignorant of my presence, allowing me to casually walk behind you and bash you and proceed to bash you over a head with a primitive, but stylish, cross shaped club.

 

[JohannaK]

Ah, Jehoshua, how gentle of you to join our humble thread of mutual massacre. Because what you didn't know is that I was wearing a protective helmet shaped exactly as my head, allowing me to survive your treacherous attack.

Then I proceed to grab the club, kick you away and down to the floor and club you to death with it. In the head, of course.

 

[SamSniped]

I then crash through the window and kick you in the bollocks, and then proceed to shoot you repeatedly with a Colt .45 in the neck.