Krampus Cometh

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We have only one week until the announcement of disolution. Our tenuous grasp on the last handful of the last rotting branch protruding from the last barren outcrop of crumbling rock above the vast and bottomless chasm of endless despair will on the Monday after the next, be sundered by the unbirthed boot of this mirthless demon in silent retribution for our baseless hope in human good.

Six trillon souls will perish due to debt. Some to hunger, some to pest, some to murder, fire to the rest.

Jesus help us.
 
Jesus help us.
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You ask Jesus, and I will ask Eru Illuvatar.
The intervention of two deities would give us a better chance of surviving.
 
MisterCooper said:
We have only one week until the announcement of disolution. Our tenuous grasp on the last handful of the last rotting branch protruding from the last barren outcrop of crumbling rock above the vast and bottomless chasm of endless despair will on the Monday after the next, be sundered by the unbirthed boot of this mirthless demon in silent retribution for our baseless hope in human good.

Six trillon souls will perish due to debt. Some to hunger, some to pest, some to murder, fire to the rest.

Jesus help us.
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I can't tell if you're serious, or just a nut.
 
Does it matter? I will pray to Eru Illuvatar by reading all of the Lord of the Rings books. The benefit to an unorganized religion is that even though I was already going to read the books, I can now claim I am saving to world while doing so!
 
Jesus take the wheel.
 
If we would just show some faith and stop pestering Jesus to show his birth certicate, perhaps he will help us.
 
I'm confused, who has a cramp? Is it Jesus?
 
If he kicked one moneychanger, someone would have it on youtube before the day was done, and DHS would have him assassinated.
 
Krampus ? Isn't that some big, hairy Austrian guy who kidnaps children ?
 
d.highland said:
I woke up with a terrible leg cramp earlier today! Is this a sign? :eek:
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Cometh my young cramp! For you are now either the destroyer of this world, or Jesus er something.
 
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JollyRoger said:
If we would just show some faith and stop pestering Jesus to show his birth certicate, perhaps he will help us.
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The reason Jesus hasn't shown his birth certificate is because he is a Muslim!

Look at the facts:
-Born in the MUSLIM lands of the Palestinian Territories.
-To JEWISH parents; but no Jew claims him as their own, because he is a Muslim convert.
-He self-styles himself as Jesus from Nazareth. I ain't heard of no American state called "Nazareth"!

J ewish
E nemy of the
S tate of the
U nited
S tates of America

If there was another "S" in his name, you could easily fit "socialist". But wait!

C ommunist
H omosexulal
R elationship
I nclined
S ocialist
T yranny

I rest my case. :huh:
 
Virote_Considon said:
The reason Jesus hasn't shown his birth certificate is because he is a Muslim!

Look at the facts:
-Born in the MUSLIM lands of the Palestinian Territories.
-To JEWISH parents; but no Jew claims him as their own, because he is a Muslim convert.
-He self-styles himself as Jesus from Nazareth. I ain't heard of no American state called "Nazareth"!

J ewish
E nemy of the
S tate of the
U nited
S tates of America

If there was another "S" in his name, you could easily fit "socialist". But wait!

C ommunist
H omosexulal
R elationship
I nclined
S ocialist
T yranny

I rest my case. :huh:
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Link to video.
 
Ja, the Austrian knoweth Krampus.

The unholy debt road show shifts now to 700 19th Street, N.W. and you can call them at (202) 623-7000 and ask just why.

An 800 billion bail for those who don't want bailing out. You could theorize mass hysteria or some invisible mental illness perhaps transmitting through cell phone use, ? A brain wasting disease that renders victims unaware that they are ill even as they cook and fillet each others parietal lobes?

One could easily see Hannibal Lector lurking in the great shrouded dim as the plotting bankster that has cooked up such sinister brew as to induce the entire stock of educated homo sapiens to lurch and sway less elegently, if possible, than ducks slapped silly by the overshock of a nuclear pulse.

We are to the point that being buggered by a random evil demon sounds pedestrian. Yawn. How bad can it be?
 
Do you have a point or are you off your meds ?
 
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