Some computer fun (as I wasn't sure where to put this):
1) If you have XP, open up the narrator options. If you have Vista, download
Speakonia and the Microsoft Sam voice (scroll down). Now try some of these phrases:
a) My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi at 1337 miles per hour.
b) My roflsprinkler goeststststststststststststststststststststststststs.
c) Enjoy the soy sauce.
Apparently, "crotch" is supposed to sound like "crow's nest" but it doesn't work on mine.
2) Create a batch file with this:
Code:
:home
start notepad.exe
goto :home
DO NOT RUN IT FOR MORE THAN A FEW SECONDS. It even slowed down my computer!
3) Or this, which shuts down Windows:
Put it on a non-geeky friend/family's PC and create a shortcut on the desktop. Change the shortcut's name/icon to look like a familiar program.
4) In VLC Player, you can make videos do really cool things. Tools > Effects and Filters > Video Effects. Theres a bunch of tabs there, just enable anything you want and mess around. Then when you're done turn it off. I like to mess with the colors, turn the video upside down, and use the "Puzzle Game" thing. But for some reason the effects don't show up if you take a screenie
Now, to make this post not completely off-topic, here's some useful software sites:
http://alternativeto.net/desktop -- You can type in program name and get alternatives (both free and not)
http://www.osalt.com/ -- Same thing except open-source.
http://www.linuxalt.com/ -- Linux alternatives to Windows programs.
http://linuxappfinder.com/ -- More Linux progrraeems.
http://anon.inf.tu-dresden.de/index_en.html -- Apparently this can break through tough internet filters. I haven't tested it yet, so use at own risk.
http://www.eolsoft.com/freeware/flash_movie_player/ -- I couldn't get Media Player Classic or VLC to play a SWF file (from school), so I tried this. It's less than a megabyte and works well.