Mafia: Divide and Kill Everyone

[choxorn]

There were so few people left. Today would be the day it ended.

Charles Li was marked for death by The13thRonin and Rheinmetall. As soon as he found this out, he ran. But he found his escape from the Normalsville blocked by a chainsaw-wielding Tasslehoff (It was in the center of an island with only one bridge away from it- don't ask), so he had to run throughout the city and hope to hide. He managed to find a hiding place, in a crate on top of a tall building. Unfortunately, he was found.

"Guys, it's not me!" said Charles.

"Sure. Right. Mafia." said a very sarcastic Rheinmetall.

Rheinmetall proceeded to daze him with a rock and kick him off the building. Charles died upon touching the ground, and his blood spelled INNOCENT.

"Damn. Well..."

Rheinmetall heard a gun clicking behind his head.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh, sorry, Rhein. Did I mention I changed my mind and decided to kill you?" said the Ronin.

"Ronin, are you crazy? If I'm not the mafia, the one who is the mafia will kill you!"

"Don't care, Rhein."

"This is madness, Ronin!"

"Madness? THIS IS NORMALSVILLE!!!!"

At that point, he pushed Rheinmetall off the building. She was also INNOCENT.

"DAMN IT!!!"

At that moment, Tasslehoff and kill fire appeared on the roof, armed with AK-47's.

Tasslehoff's voice said in a way as if he were proclaiming something, "Ronin, you have randomly killed people for the last several days. None of them are the mafia. Hence, we have come to the conclusion that you are."

"No I'm not! You're makng a mistake. One of you is, and if you kill me, the one who isn't a mafia is dead also!"

They didn't listen, and fired several bullets into him.

"I think we got him... Is he the..."

Tasslehoff then felt a bullet in the back of his head. The last words he heard, in kill fire's voice, were, "Unforunately for you... I'm the mafia."



Game Over, kill fire has won!

Mafia, explain your clues.

 

[Catharsis]

Kill fire pwned you all.

 

[kill fire]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But really, can you guys belive this? For the first time I'm the mafia and a actaully WIN!


IC: *flash back*

*Godfather intro music plays in background*

Godfather: some day, and that day may never come, I will call apon Kill Fire to be the mafia. But uh... until that day, exept this, as a gift.

*much much much much much much MUCH much much much later at the begening of the game*

Im gunna make you and offer you cant refuse.


*present*

Godfather: good job Kill Fire

Kill Fire: I still cant believe they didn't kill me.

OOC:

Clues: (don't be mad at me because I made really obscure clues it's actually kinda Choxorn's fault too because he could have easily denied them be he didn't)

Empiremaker (that's right, I'm the proud killer of one of the other mafia)
"he seems to have been killed while taking a message to a hotel owner." This is a VERY weak link to me because in one of the quests in WoW you have to kill a guy who is bringing a message to an inn keeper. (once again could have been rejected by Choxorn but wasn't) The funny thing about this kill was that my original target was Leeksoup but I sent another PM soon after saying that I wanted to kill Empiremaker because I felt like it (so I would have killed one of the other mafia either way!)

Backwardslogic with the clue "he was killed by a freedom fighter" because I knew that Ronin wated Backwards dead and I wanted to make it look like he was trying to hide the kill by putting up a clue that was so obvious that everyone would think he was innocent.

Neverwonagame with the clue "He was found in the middle of the road, completely mutilated."
This is related to me because mutilate is a move that rogues learns later on. (again, could have been denied.)

Izipo with the clue
"he was found floating up river"
This was rejected because it was put in too late.

Izipo with the clue "when he was found his eyes were yellow"
This relates to me because all undead have yellow eyes (denied possibility)

well those were my kills.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

I'll start the next game.

 

[Empiremaker]

My clue was the Euler one. The misspelling created an interesting debate.

 

[The13thRonin]

Darn it, son of a gun... I thought it had to be Rheinmetall. I must say though. That betrayal scene was awesome. I love the whole "Rheinmetall heard a gun clicking behind his head." then "OHSHI-".

 

[Izipo]

KillFire
What a fun game.
For the record I really thought the last mafia was Tasslehoff.

See you all in the next one.

 

[Stylesrj]

Damn, next game, we should kill kill_fire early.