Mafia Game: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (GAME THREAD)

[Seon]

Ghost Comment: Just another day in the office, TLO, just another day in the office

 

[TheLastOne36]

I'll soon be joining you ghostly one.

 

[Sprig]

"Don't worry. I have a good feeling that at least one bad guy will be revealled tonight."

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hey folks, ok it's been two days and I ended the round at 10:00PM, or about 30 minutes ago.

Apologies for a delay, a freaking knife salesman was at my house. And no, that's not a clue, that's a fact about my miserable life.



I'll have a tally and a write-up for you soon, it will be a little late. You'll have a full 24 hours for your night phase as per usual, and a full 24 hours extension if I don't get your orders... so we're sliding the phase back as long as it takes me to do my job.

I'm not even getting started on it now, my head hurts because she was loud and it was like over an hour presentation.

If you guys would kindly never become door-to-door salespeople, I'll send you a gift card for a free pizza.*



*Offer not valid in any state, in this or any other parallel reality.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

TheLastOne36: 9 (cindle, Pinman, civplayah, CCRunner, Nictel, oyzar, Camikaze, PaulusIII, hell_hound)
oyzar: 4 (Snerk, Winston Hughes, rhawn, choxorn)
ZPV: 3 (Stuck in Pi, Love, Renata)
Cindle: 3 (Izipo, Catharsis, Backwards Logic)
Stuck in Pi: 1 (ZPV)
Nictel: 1 (TheLastone)
hell_hound: 1 (Sithlord)
catharsis: 1 (Sprig)

Thus ends day two, not voting are:

Double A
kill fire
CivGeneral

That's not good for them, especially for kill fire, who didn't vote yesterday either, and I spoke to him already, and he gave no explanation for his inactivity. As such, I conclude he doesn't want to play or didn't read teh rulez, so...

GOD: Kill fire..... KILL FIRE.... wake up kill fire.



Kill fire: zzz.......



GOD: WAKE UP, FOOLISH MORTAL!!!



Kill fire: huh? What? Sorry.... just really tired. I'm not sure about this quest you gave me.



GOD: I see... perhaps we can find someone a little more lively to fill your role.




Kill fire: I'm lively!




GOD: Like a rotting log, you are. Enjoy your nap.

*SPLAT*

The greatness of the Lord has been demonstrated unto kill fire. Yea, and as he walks through the shadow of the valley of Askthepizzaguy's footprint, he shall lurk no longer.


Kill fire has been killed by the wrath of God. And in his place stands a new player, Tasslehoff.

GOD: Everyone say hello to Tasslehoff, or face a similar fate.

*wink*

 

[Tasslehoff]

Kill fire has been killed by the wrath of God. And in his place stands a new player, Tasselhoff.

GOD: Everyone say hello to Tasselhoff, or face a similar fate.

*wink*

Hi Tasselhoff!

....

WTH, whotf is Tasselhoff? I'm Tasslehoff.

Wait, God was talking about me? GET IT RIGHT GOD. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OMNISCIENT, YOU IDIOT.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

HA! And by the will of the lord, your name has been spelled properly this time.

And there's a very good reason cubsfan didn't vote. He's kind of dead. Good job, Pizzalord. *whacks himself*

I'll have a lynch writeup for you soon, but since you guys know TheLastOne is dead, go ahead and send in your night orders.

TheLastOne was a townie, just a heads-up.

 

[TheLastOne36]

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day Two​

King Arthur stood in front of the assembled guests in the main hall of Camelot, and wondered who would be the poor unlucky sap to be killed by an angry mob. Or, he would have, if the blasted game host hadn't already given it away and told everyone he was a townie already, and totally ruined the surprise revelation. This narrator resigns in a huff due to the total lack of professionalism displayed by the game host. What a shoddy organization he's running. And another thing, stop typing things in size five text, it's not impressing anyone. And we don't care about your personal life, have something written in advance for the lynch for God's sake.

Narrator: *mutters in disgust*

Meanwhile, the game host replaced the narrator (himself) with someone else he felt was up to the task (me). But it still scares me that he refers to himself in the third person and speaks as though he's several different people.

I think he's got issues.

God: Get on with it!

Right. So Arthur looked toward the crowd and wondered who would be lynched for today. But there was no one in the crowd that they decided on... something was definitely askew.

King Arthur: Who among you have you decided is a Knight who says Ni?

the crowd looked at one another, confused

King Arthur: Well, who is it?

Sir Galahad: They've written a name... I'm not sure who it is... can you read it?

King Arthur: No... no I'm not sure what it says. Maybe Brother Maynard can read it. Fetch him for me.

Brother Maynard: Right here, sire. It's apparently written in Aramaic. It reads: "Here are the last words of Terry Vance Gilliam. I'm not currently dressed as a character, I'm busy working on some animation for the cut scenes for the film. You know, that lovely bit with God speaking to Arthur? Yeah I drew that, and some other lovely surprises. I'm not sure why the host made me a part of the game but he did. Unfortunately, I cannot join you on the set right now because I'm dying. I was killed by the dreaded forces of.... aaaaarrrrggghhhhh."

King Arthur: Killed by the what?

Brother Maynard: The dreaded forces of.... "aaaaarrrrggghhhhh". He must have died while writing it.

King Arthur: Well if he was dying he wouldn't bother to write "aaaaarrrrggghhhhh", he would just say it.

Brother Maynard: Well that's what's written on this post-it note.

King Arthur: You're a looney.

Brother Maynard: Look, unless you've got someone else who can translate Aramaic better than I can, I'm going to piss off.

Sir Galahad: Don't talk to the king like that.

Sir Launcelot: He's verbally assaulting the King! Let me cut his head off!

Sir Bedevere: Oh lord, there he goes again. Someone grab him.

several knights tackle Sir Launcelot

Sir Launcelot: Come on, let me kill something! All this bloody pacifism isn't right for my idiom! If you let me charge right at the crowd, I'll kill them all, and we'll definitely kill all the knights who say Ni!

Sir Robin: Hey, he said Ni, he must be one of them!

Sir Galahad: Yeah, but you just said Ni.

Sir Robin: There, you just said it too!

King Arthur: EVERYONE.... STOP SAYING NI!

the crowd gasps in horror

Crowd: KILL THE KING!!!!

King Arthur: Oh bloody hell.

small voice in the back of the crowd: Heh, at least I didn't say Ni.

The crowd kills that man instead.

Meanwhile, the Animator (TheLastOne36) suffers a fatal heart attack, and Terry Vance Gilliam was no more.

Terry Vance Gilliam, the Animator, was just a townie, loyal to England, with some sort of passive protection ability.​

Alive: (25/30)

civplayah
Nictel
Catharsis
Double A
choxorn
Pinman
Paulus III
Tasslehoff
Snerk
cindle
TheLastOne36
Sprig
CCRunner
Camikaze
oyzar
hell hound
Izipo
Backwards Logic
Sithlord447
Winston Hughes
Stuck in Pi
Renata
rhawn
Love
CivGeneral
ZPV

Lynched: (2/30)

plarq
TheLastOne36

Murdered: (3/30)

Seon
cubsfan6506
taillesskangaru

Wrath of God: (Only one so far...)

kill fire



You have until midnight tonight (little under 23 hours from now) to get me your orders, with the usual caveats if several people don't get their orders in.

 

[plarq]

boo hoo ...

 

[Double A]

Hey Pizza you of all people know I never vote

 

[oyzar]

Not voting in this game is against the rules. If you don't vote, you will probably be replaced.

 

[Renata]

*sigh*

 

[TheLastOne36]

lovely guys.

 

[Izipo]

Dude, it would have been much easier if you said that before it was, like, too late, you know.

And Hi Tasslehoff. Nice to see you here.

 

[sithlord447]

whoops

 

[Renata]

It's nighttime.

 

[TheLastOne36]

watch as Hellhound dies during the night and Sithlord get's framed.

 

[sithlord447]

lol how stupid of me

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hmmmm think I am still missing a few. Just going to wait another day.